This is the average American family

Where do Americans buy their clothing? You can spot the American tourists from kilometres. They look like clowns.

What's wrong with his neck?

>White
>With a lot of children
Does that triggers you ?

>americans
>white
Jacques....we're not white sweaty:)

they look like greeks

Yank subhumans are fucking disgusting. Please nuke us.

He's German so yeah. Having white babies is Nazi.

KROGAN COCK

Dressing like a homosexual is considered gay in America.

You can spot a european a mile away by his $80 haircut, weak figure and set of clothes costing no less than $600.

>qt wife, strong and masculine father

LMAO poorfag detected

>he hasn't taken the neck pill
>mfw

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t. oversized t-shirt and cargo shorts

And baseball cap

You gotta admit you "guys" care about how you look way too much

Just lift weights/sculpt and don't get fat. That's it.

>Buying clothes that fits is considered gay in the US
Well considering you put on 20 pounds a year, it's no surprise you wouldn't want to spend 10 minutes looking for a good cut on your jean

>You can spot a european a mile away
Yes he's the one not in a mobility scooter

I think I just found a new thread topic

It's frankly a good way to derail any thread.
Just mock europeans for being gay faggy that spends time on their make up, while real american men work and don't have time for this bullshit

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It's honestly true too, not even lying, that's a pretty large cultural difference between us. I can 100% guarantee that if you dress gay, people will assume that you're gay or make fun of you if you're around "your American friends" if such a situation would arise.

Especially outside New England. 100%

Yes I know. It's easy to mock however since dressing correctly doesn't have the same stigma here in Europe.
I believe it's because the US like to force a bit of laidback attitude on everyone, to even the field a bit about income disparity.
In most country here, it'd be considered immature and inappropriate if the Head of state acted like Obama did, with making tv sketches and acting like a teen. Guess that we're more used to ask people to dress and act their social position.
That's how I see it at least. It's just like that. We can't really change how people see that.
Still funny to mock americans on the internet so it's a good subject

That's nothing to be proud of, it just screams insecurity.

What is wrong with Americans

I'm trying to think of an easily digestible "catch phrase" to separate American dresser from European for banter. Like the quick 3-word ones "poo in loo", or " A Fucking Leaf".

No it doesn't, hiding yourself behind a turbo-flashy getup screams insecurity.

How does dressing like you don't give a fuck = insecure? Just cover your naked body and you're done.

>How does dressing like you don't give a fuck = insecure? Just cover your naked body and you're done.

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>American trying to think of banter
Don't bother.

Based Finnish BULL

>stifling is production of fresh memes
you also replied twice idiot.

You people wear makeup right?

SO GOOD

Americans are incapable of producing anything of value.

yet americans even fail those simple instructions

t. country whose sole contributions to world culture are Spurdo memes and some shitty metal bands

Is this a human bean?

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American say me the secret how to grow such neck. I wanna be like american.

"World culture" is worthless.

ALL OF THE FAT IS STORED IN THE NECK

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Settle down cletus

Looks like he's evolved to survive car crashes.

I believe the neck is photoshop. But your neck will not break by car collision if it is like that.

>being able to tell which one's the wife
But there are so many possibilities.

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Why not all?

But can they speak german?

It is probably this.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cushing's_syndrome

T H E Y ' R E E V O L V I N G

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OH NO NO NO
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
NO NO NO NO NO
LOOK AT HIS HEAD

dude looks like easter toad meme

>masculine
>lives off the scraps of the government

>collecting tribute from wh*Te dogs
>not manly