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alri Lisicki

took it on the way home yesterday

whats wrong lad

PERCOCETS
MOLLY PERCOCETS

dominos has any size pizza for 6.99, deal lads.

I need to move to Ireland. Cute redheaded lasses and scenic melancholy views...my goodness, it's like a dreamland.

there are no positives to religion

Wouldn't eat dominos if they gave me 6.99

idiot

why do people in twitch chat always mention what time it is where they are? no one cares

asked if she likes talking to me and she's ignored me since haha

greetings from Germany

surprised you even have the nerve to acknowledge that germany exists after that stunt you pulled in the 40s

what's with niggers and stealing peoples ears

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men are naturally tribalistic

Good Saturday

time is an allusion
there is only the now

what do they expect me to think? "oh, that country exists... i bet they're cool"

Why dont the alt right fly to South Africa and set up militias if they care so much

Malarone
Aspirin
Advil
Ciprofloxacin

necklaces

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speak up please

and your other germany...

my mum is French

can't wait for 10 o'clock
reckon its going to be the best 10 o'clock ever

Explains your nappage

Have a whole week free of toil this week lads :)

parles-tu français?

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Haywain thing

next neurotypical post I see is going to have their ethernet cable stripped

Sounds like a true Irishman's name
>Oy, name's TAIN O'CLOAK!

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nice weather today

>Why dont the alt right fly to South Africa and set up militias if they care so much

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its raining

Pas aussi bien que je devrais

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what are you lads at today?

> no porn
> Jow Forums banner ads rife with Jezebels

Make it stop

prob just going to play video games and post on Jow Forums all day

some people feel the rain others just get wet

Going to sleep, then when I wake up I have to run to the grocer to buy supplies. Then I am baking pic related for the family.

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>alt right
It doesn't exist
that is a huge nose

usual day at home doing nothing but annoyingly the rents have invited some strangers over for lunch so I have to get dressed

i've been up for nearly 22 hours, lad. can't go to sleep until later tonight unfortunately.

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cup of tea and half an easter egg for breakfast

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Get into the groove
Boy you've got to prove
Your love to me, yeah
Get up on your feet, yeah
Step to the beat
Boy what will it be

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VIP tickets to the Joshua fight in Cardiff

>Countries with different timezones
All shitholes desu

...

What do Canucks know of Custard Slices?

still depressed about the girl.

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

going to send pictures of my will to a fat bird
wish me luck lads

curry and chips is literally the best and one of the only good things to come as a result of multiculturalism

Knowledge of youtube

that's really what you've come up with? not indian/chinese/thai/turkish food etc but just curry and chips? lmao

I'm not depressed at all

Anyone know why?

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is china a shithole?
they still have different local timezones but they also enforce a national timezone

cos it's saturday and you're going out tonight

curry and chips is Indian, at least half Indian. and it is better than the best of those things

youtube.com/watch?v=PogWHvG8sb8

anyone spooked by aliens

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>Is Chin a shithole?

I think we all know the answer to that question

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never met one

how do you even trim your pubes without making it itch

gym

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I really hope they either don't surpass us or don't do it in my lifetime
don't want to see chinks ruling the world, I'm hoping they implode like they historically do

when I was a kid I was terrified of being abducted

it shouldn't itch if you're trimming them. only happens when you shave it completely. you should do it in a hot bath, after sitting in it for at least 5-10 minutes.

started yankifying some of my speech

words like 'be-tter' becomes a nice smooth 'bedder' and nobody even notices

why is it itchy when you trim your pubes? the key is in actually trimming them, not shaving them.

fucking hate being poorthern

>summer in 2 months
>family keep inviting me for massive meals and all-you-can-eat buffets
>can literally feel the fat accumulating day after day

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genuinely just trim with some scissors and it itches like hell for the next month or so

Utter loon

just go for runs
good-ness! don't be such a sessile loser

grim

never understood the itchy pube meme. ive shaved all my pubes several times, never experience an itch.

australia has never implemented socialism and we've only committed genocide once

get a smaller plate, it's a good trick

changes the shape of the end of the hair

dont get it what lunch thief

I use a beard shaver, set it to 2 and do my balls, inner thighs, groin area and a bit of my lowe belly. no itch problems

there's no reason for my hair to be different. no itch still.

love dogs
love watching the footy
simple as

go to someone that will wax it for you then

nicked me sack shaving as a wee lad

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grandma used to shame me into being skinny
thankfully I still am skinny now
she always told me the biggest issue is portion control, proper exercise is relatively easy