/cum/

good night /cum/
or is it morning lol
#nightshiftproblems
xDDD

post dinner pics later

...

k
didn't take pics of brekkie cause it was just the usual fruit and hashbrowns and eggs of sorts
wonder what dindin will be...

boring!

see OP pic

somebody make a new so i can boycott this thread

save it

hey... where is everyone?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1522487253805.webm

>tfw you will never be a band of bros doing reconnaissance patrol in the Vietnamese jungle

d-do you touch your b-buttt aswell????

*dabs*

>saging

CANAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:D

bump

>neighbors wont stop mowing their lawns
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
MAKE IT STOP

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other thread a shit so you fags better start posting in this one

ok
sgoing on bud?

I know how annoying this is. And people mow them when the grass is still small. IMHO people should be allowed to mow lawns on two days per week and only from 2pm to 4pm.

had a dream where i was going to get a bj but when i took off my pants i woke up
how about you

my dream felt like it lasted a whole day. Do you feel like you can control yourself reliably without breaking the dream world reality?

exactly
the grass isnt even fucking tall, he does this every saturday and sunday at noon
Its been over an hour and he is still mowing

im never able to control myself in dreams

big fan of this cat

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I feel like I can control myself like in the real world but cannot control the actions of the subconscious characters that fill my dream world. Like in your example I wouldn't be able to get a character to give me a blowjob just by wanting it. The dream would rip apart and change course or reset entirely.

sounds like you're infected with the gay desu

fairly sure this has nothing to do with my sexuality...

shut up leafboi

>getting passed AGAIN by the other thread

pity bump for dane

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DO NOT
bully
please

please fucking post.... i'm dying

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>tfw want to be friends with people from northern Germany and southern Norway and Sweden.

Is there a way I can have all combined into one?

sorry senpai i did my best to keep your thread alive
it wasnt enough

uhh.... hi

fucking kiss yourself

do you like LEGO?

yeah, lego my dick, cana lol

that was rude and uncalled for im going to the other thread

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SO FUCKING FUNNY

pls stop being rude :(

NO WAIT
I'M SORRY !!!
PLEASE COMEBACK

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CAN YOU HEAR ME MEXICO??!?!!?

I'M STILL FUCKING HERE
MY THREAD IS STILL ALIVE YOU BITCH

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ill chill with you if you don't act like a wascally wabbit

helo
this is spen

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Ok fine but i'll still gonna scream a lot

YOU HEAR THAT MEXICO
I'M FUCKING HERE AND ALIVE !!!!

*Starts trashing my room in a fit of rage*

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I FUCKING DIDN'T IT WAS THE MEXI !!!!!

>fuck /cum/ i made my own thread edition
What happened, Denny?

i like to bully cuties

I’m back... I see the thread is as messy as ever. Can you clean it up?

*cleans it up and makes it sparkling clean*

there......

What day is tomorrow? Why are people making such a big deal about it?

Thanks. Now we have space so we can play Legos! :D
*opens lego box and spills them all over the floor*
What’s your favorite anime?

*stays silent and continues building legos*

*walks over to you for a hug and falls on what you were building accidentally*

why not /fat and stupid/ general?

>hugs you from behind so you cant give a hug in return

*tries to be angry but just simply can't*
*smiles*

im sick yet im still exercising

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wanna watch anime now?

i will remain a soldier till the war is won

We're all in here

fuck off loser

callate pendejo

your thread has like 3 posts. mine has 70

were literally not in the other thread

Baby Hugh Hef that's my name

youtu.be/WVkD4dQk3NU

the thing go skrapapapapapa pa boom boom
*reloads*
YUUUUUH
*reloads*

>few seconds

try 9 hours sweetie

church bells are going WILD at 2330 for our lord JESUS

>mfw people feel pressured to deliver quality shitposts on time
Dude. It's not a fucking job. Relax.

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youtube.com/watch?v=86MwK3TT9og

its like the same song !
youtube.com/watch?v=tEJpLDEOivA
vs
youtube.com/watch?v=prLiO_JbDYg

She is so perfect

youtube.com/watch?v=-RtX9aV-P8k

cana, seriously thank you for sticking in this thread, i like you a lot.

Who here /memphrica/?

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ummm good morning??
are all the cool posters in the other thread?

no problem :D
youtube.com/watch?v=qcOiJnWniWg

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how many americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
0
they'll just call a mexican jajaja

made this one up myself just now, is it good?
maybe tell it to friends and family to give them a laugh

>made this one up myself
i could tell
>german """humour"""

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
2
actually only one to change the bulb itself but you need the second person to call the first person to stop fucking the moose and change the bulb

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german humour, its no laughing matter

top coat has arrived
base coat soon

youtube.com/watch?v=-1rzsT2t2YY

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DO NOT USE THIS IMAGE TO BULLY CANADIANS

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Neat. I'm going to check this out

there is somewhere in the USA, where it is impossible for autumn to happen, where it is impossible for winter to happen, that only has warm weather and hot all year round, without the DST (Daylight saving time) with only tropical climate, and where I can dress only in sandals, shorts and short-sleeved shirts all the time

alaska

I'm 38/64 Prussian, 12/64 Germanic Silesian, and 14/64 Rheinlander and can confirm that I have no sense of humor.

Hawaii

New

Florida keys I suppose.