/brit/

I don't know why, but I'll tell you this. This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.

I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave Jow Forums. Do anything else edition

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business idea :
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MUMMY

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mdma really does make depression worse.

deano normies can smash md weekly and feel no different

for people like me, it's a fucking car crash.

Anyone watching the man hit the man tonight?

poop

*arrives in /brit/ in a secretive green train*

redpill me on Ayn Rand

im voting for him

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badass

who's your closest thing to liam neesan

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the gf uploaded a new video

about to watch the last jedi, hold tight for my review lads

My room looks like absolute shit and hasn't changed in years, still has the same colour walls from when it was my mum's room. Tis a greater reflection of my own depressing life.

she understood human nature more than most men
desire and self-interest are the ultimate drives of humans

best watched with a nice warm cup of soylent

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start drinking olive oil
it acts as an antidepressant

I'll watch the one on BT

about to eat the last jame doughnut. hold tight for my re-poo lads

me on the left

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soothing
Second is the monkeys in the Himalayas Baraka?
Can't unhear that.

Let me guess, off white cream.

like to imagine him with a huge cock splitting that womanlet in twain

browse reddit at work and it's honestly shit. the quality of comments between it and hacker news or a similar site is night and day

I fucking despise the Irish

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its not you though is it
be quiet

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word

listening to the back to the future theme

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>Second is the monkeys in the Himalayas Baraka?
afraid i don't quite understand what you're trying to convey here

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watching 2 man kick ball games at the same time

reminder: this is an emma roberts general

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choon

Sorry.

Odd to think there may be at least one /brit/ poster that doesn't hate niggers and jews
Don't get it

the Saturday afternoon

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Wtf lads

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very average looking

need a bf lads

sometimes when I think of Xi and Emmanuel with their cunning political schemes brewing I feel worried because Donald doesn't seem as clever
but then I remember he somehow outmaneuvered the Clinton dynasty, the Bush dynasty, and both political parties at the same time
not sure if that makes our political leaders retarded or Donald clever

and that's a good thing

Purple

you could call yourself lucky with such a good looking gf

Jesus H. Christ

not that good looking
very rich and famous so yea

Trump is just fantastic at winning. Doesn't mean he's good at governing.

can never tell if americans are on some special level of irony that's beyond me or not

whoever wrote this pasta is an observant and smart lad ngl

any of you lads watching the fight tonight?

Hmm no sweaty I feel like we have already established brit as a Kacy hill general

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Sometimes I have to scroll to the top of the thread to check that I'm still in /brit/ because when the thread is full of JF flags or non-British conversation I forget if I'm in the right thread

thanks

no you don't

this statement is 50% correct

temple dogs and this Thai or Malay shit is gone now. Earthquake ate it

didn't know she used to be attractive

agree with this post

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genuinely do

powerful stuff...

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her body is out of this world
the perfect female specimen

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SCREAMING

reminds me of the south park episode where Cartman is trained by the dog whisperer and at the end Cartman is hugging his mother just like that and the music let's you know he never changed

is the australian user who told me to download stardew valley here? it's v comfy x

cringe

What will make Britain decline?
>Brexit
or
>Sucking up to Islam while punishing its critics

former

keep us updated lad

Brexit. Islam and its teachings benefit us massively.

degenerate

*blocks your path*

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haha
top banter

yea i am fuck off

>Brexit

>Not the fact Brexit is being delayed again and again

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women suffrage

your indifference
god save you

Soft Brexit, Hard Brexit
Massive pile of Sh*t
Sloppy Brexit, Messy
Brexit Quit, Quit, Quit

she was well dit in the 80s

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*fit

if this was with a british flag i would be roaring with laughter at such finely-crafted satire

but the yank flag has made me hesitant, as there is a very real chance you might be serious

Fucking indians

why is it that every user, especially on Jow Forums is a literal billionaire from a top university

>Decent IBM interns are paid $60,000 CAD, which is pretty decent for the corporate exposure.
why yes 60k a year is "decent" for an internship hmm yes very nice

why does britain have so many slags?

god id love to

what height is required to make girls in your immediate vicinity spontaneously orgasm

mate just sent me this

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Canacuck dollars though

there's not much else to do here so people just get drunk and do silly things

vocal minority bragging

>the Clinton dynasty
A husband and wife is not a dynasty lmao

chelsea????

5'6 is the optimum height

*blocks the aisle*

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Lol I still wash pots in my dad's restaurant for about £6 an hour and I see anons from upper middle class families talk about their time in Oxbridge or how they work for a top finance company and earn six digit figures
makes me feel inferior ngl

that's still 37k€py

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I was being facetious
I guess yanks really do have a bad reputation

>5'6 is the optimum height

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