/cum/ - Cambodia, Uzbekistan, Monaco

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have never been to a high school football game or any football game in my entire life

Is this the most edgy and transgressive artwork of all time?

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>catalog only goes to page 7
what happened?

welp now i'm gay

in the past they have removed pages on the site to make it cheaper to run at some points

easter toad posting

looks cool desu

>thread already reached more posts than the dane thread which was created two hours ago
lol

Want to know what the yellow liquid is?

it's PEE ahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHOA HOLY SHIT. christians btfo!!

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It was three pages less than an hour ago. A shame these cancerous generals are still around.

no one wants to participate in "those" threads

Not going to work today, buds

>these cancerous generals
why did you happen to be here on /cum/ to answer my question?

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dogs are the best

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why did they jumped into the pool?

the perfect girl doesn't exi.....

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bunch of dumb dogs

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:D

Gm everyone

oh... here you are haha, didn't know you guys were here

gm

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is your family religious?
>87614571
um...... don't you have your own thread??

Yeah kinda

which are the major internet providers in north america?

reported

Bell Canada, Rogers Communications, Shaw Cable

*does a think*

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Is Easter today, or tomorrow?

have seen these cronenberg movies:
scanners,videodrome, the fly, eastern promises

what should I watch next
really liked e promises but its really far removed from his scifi in the 80s

thank you very much

Comcast, Time Warner, Charter, AT&T

and They all suck

>Easter Sunday

Clearly it's today

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Tips on asking a girl out on a date? Monday is the last day of classes and I want to ask out this girl I've been talking to for both semester. Do it in person or text?

But today it's Saturday

Lewd...

"Hey you ever sucked an Asian dick?" Or just b urself

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>tfw you will never be a band of bros doing reconnaissance patrol in the Vietnamese jungle

>Do it in person or text?
Don't fucking text it

Just be straightforward with a "would you like to hangout sometime?" but have a general idea on what you'd like to do so you can follow up with a "go to XYZ restaurant with me saturday?"

There. Done.

t. pussyblaster5000

God bless /cum/ and all the beautiful people in it, except for that "person" whom I REALLY dislike, you know who you are.

Yes

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why did you post this in the d*ne's thread first?

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good morning!

thank you

It was first in the catalogue at the time

>Do it in text

taking this as an opportunity to remind everyone that john mccain was actually not a pow but was really helping the vietcong since immediately after capture

gm

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blowing my nose

kys

at what age did you start using the internet?

Is that "person" supposed to be me? I'm sorry for wronging you pls forgive me

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shoo shoo

>19 replies

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the neighbors are having loud sex again

going to sleep now, I'm tired
good night/morning anons

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How does that make you feel?

aww shucks

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*fucking the hottest girl in /cum/ and making loud noises*

why are you going to sleep just now

d-don't care......

Masturbate very loudly as a sign of protest

gn user

a little annoyed because they are ugly

nice shop here sthe real

n-no

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i'm not fucking you.

cause you’re not a girl nor are you the hottest.
*dabs*

13

walls in my apartment are paper thin and we got 6 units here, laundry hanging area outside my room
there is an old virgin who lives downstairs, probably about 35 and kinda cute (she only does clothes on the weekend)
when I am banging my gf and I hear a little bit out noise coming from outside I like to think that she can hear and gets wet listening to my gf's moaning

Fuck her

she probably feels sick thinking about your fat bodies slapping together

I'm pushing 100kg but my gf is only 48kg so only one of us is fat but thanks anyway
no shes pure and i'm monogamous

Morning /cum/ what's on the agenda for today?

buy a new cell phone unfortunately

Do the laundry
Play CIV
Masturbate
Go out and make illegal purchases
th

*Think about what having a gf would be like
Sleep

I hope you are ordering a xiaomi chink phone from Aliexpress

GF landed in China for a layover.
Time to create a second user profile on my MACBOOK PRO and set it to auto login haha before she arrives here tomorrow
gotta hide all the foot porn u know...

lol no. That's not necessary

Feels good not being a mactard or god forbid using kde as my de.

i want to buy a chink phone do u have any tips and tricks?

will /cum/ ever have a gf?

Stop saying that word
Fucking nigger

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chink

quick rundown: pick whatever xiaomi memephone meets your specs and budget requirements and buy it from whatever aliexpress seller has the most sales and best feedback

kys nigger

Nice

Ordering my astolfo cosplay from there xD

Holy shit
What the hell is wrong with you people

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thanks

>get a message from multiple family members that my half sister who i've met once wants me to message her

feel like its very unlikely im going to receive good news

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who wants to join?

discord.gg/qvHHzh8