ITT we pretend to speak Italian

a mama ravioli spicoli fettuchini alfredo mussolini raviolis

Gabagool? OVA HEAH

Eyyyyyyyy I'm walking here

Funny thread

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ahlan wa sahlan ya akhi al-aswad
yallah yallah hazihi bizza halalan tayyiban

Baldracca terrona! *gives a woman two slaps* ma stronza immodesta, putana, cagna! Pfui! Que schiffo!

NOW GO HOME AND GETCHA FUCKIN' SHINEBOX

*plays organ grinder*

Heyyyy Watch-a the monkey dance. Bippity Boppity

Ciao ragazza. Come stai?

I'm Somalian and we all laugh at italians. They eat with their mouths open!

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I'm italian and we all laugh at somalians. They eat...oh wait

eyy carmela, where'sa da fuckin' moozadel?

kekkerino
that's actually a nice movie

Nobody here in Ireland can do that, sorry.

whats it a callda?

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Is any of that more than gibberish

Dude.. don't be insensitive that's how they talk

yeh, basically.

Italian is gibberish anyway.
We don't like serious discussions.

>that's actually a nice movie
let me guess, this movie includes:
child pornography
violence
harsh language
various perversions such as homosexuality

like every other Italian kino?

ananas pizza? diaboli! mamma mia...

MI DIVERTO SOLO SE A MORIRE E HIGUIAIN EH

We have surviving color portraits of prominent citizens (and artwork of historical figures and gods) from Pompeii.

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Caspita porpetonne di brevitta ! Rocco Ciccolina Ferrari ! Ciabatta de la Pizza. Porco DIO de la mama ragatza !
>waving the arms with my hands mimicking a duck.

Eyyyy, babadaboopi!

EH
IM WALKING HERE

>tfw germans really did bleach italy
I wanted to be kara boga masterrace

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yes that's exactly what average Italian movie looks like

dude this movie is so degenerate its forbidden even for Brazil standards of depravity, and we are deprived as fuck:
-has CP
-has rape
-People eating feaces
-literally an adaption of marquise de sade
-same as the above + with nazis.

What is the movie where the American is complaining about italy and how they give up too easily and the italian says thats why italians are still around because they know when to give up and italians will always be here

BONJOURNO
Gorlami
Correcto

what movie have all of that

Salo has it. i couldnt watch it all. just google pasolini.

i don't remember CP, i saw that
i remember clearly they talk about memories

i dont know if the actors are underage but characeters are.

nevermind, saw once and that was enough

That's Italian-American, dammit.

siete tutti puttane

CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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Uuuuagliò bell' sto thread

bonjour non como estas si

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OP è un mutto schifoso

Guten tag ich lieben reggaeton

Is it true that italians like to eat together in huge gatherings like these where the whole extended family eats together?

Porco Dio

Yes. You guys don't have family gatherings on holidays?

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We do. But only on Ramadhan.