/birt/

about to tuck into my double crunch burger and then just lay back and relax, lad

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what's your opening line, /brit/?

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train tights...train thights?

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women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

>birt

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alri, i've spaffed a lot to your instagram.

Hi. I've got an 8 inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.

Lads is it a good idea to buy a new computer from ebay?

>he doesn't read Harvard Business Review

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>bob's peter beardsley segment on the latest athletico mince

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the reddit opener

>Working over Easter Weekend

Do Americans really not celebrate Easter? I thought that was just Aussie propaganda.

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Honestly there are so many women nowadays who naturally look good but choose to ruin their looks with retarded makeup, hairstyles and ugly clothes. Not that I mind it though, seeing beautiful women makes me depressed.

is there a reason it wouldn't be?

roastoids

Not for me haha

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what's your favourite taylor swift album? red here desu

do you like pina coladas

>working

do people really not enjoy life? I thought that was just aussie propaganda

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any boxing stream? not acestream

1989 is a personal favourite of mine

Stole it off some comedian, Alan Davis I think. Used it once irl and was asked to leave the premises

birtish culture only ITT

>you will never make your dream 18 rated 007 movie set in the original 50's

who keeps letting this retard make the new?

If Europeans are all atheists how come they celebrate Easter?

put an acid playlist together

youtube.com/watch?v=t9p49MAxK7c
I WANT YOU TO NOTICE

new tinder bio lads - thoughts?

>6'2" of conceited memery

>I like being inebriated, music, reading and food desu

>hmu if you after that pipe x

give link

cultural thing innit

chocolate

can't stand most of you but i reckon i'd be good friends with a few of you

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YOU'RE PLAYING WITH THE BIG BOYS NOW

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i dont befriend niggers

lmao it's a meme publication

greasy wog

jog on to /fr/ then you little ferret

Jow Forumsboxingstreams

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friends with a yank not a fucking chance

>i dont befriend niggers

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no RAMP no party

Tony bellew looks like he's taken a few too many punches to the head

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white skin doesn't a good person make

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real new

>never thought i'd die side by side with a yank
>...
>what about side by side with a friend?

lads what if there is such a thing as hell and this is it?

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>monkey with a tin opener joke

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favorite QOTSA album pierre?

>white skin doesn't a good person make

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phew this hamlet is amazing

new tinder bio lads - thoughts?

>6'2" with crazy hops

>I wear a size 10 shoe

>White or black t-shirt, that's a bet and I'm always dry, 'cause real ballers never sweat

Yorkshire has the best english accent

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are all the lads in /box/ or what?

>Size 10 shoe

Footlet

What do British people eat for Easter dinner?

welsh is better

NO early saffer cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=rvpCmKUo1Aw

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Welsh are english now are they?

easter eggs

posted some absolute belters today lads

Lads who is the most important PM this country has had and why is it clement atlee?

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who's that?

if africans were totally isolated from the rest of the world, in what year would they have discovered relativity?

you said english accent fucktard

hard to tell desu, depends on mood and time of the year
but right now, drunk at night, it's Lullabies to Paralyze and ...Like Clockwork
youtube.com/watch?v=XvSUaCly0VQ

blair, thatcher, wilson, attlee, churchill are all equally important

special and general relativity?

I could ask the same thing about europeans if they didn't have jews

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based

What is wrong with jfs making news whenever they fell like?

Cunts need to learn our customs

honestly think people here are just saying they're religious to be contrarian

I'm a hardcore fedora and I put myself down as catholic on the recent census cause I suspected they wanted me to say 'no religion' or whatever the relevant option was just so the govt could then turn to the rest of godless Europe and say 'SEE! were all atheists just like the rest of you! now lets celebrate by bringing in an absolute shitload of muslims for some fucking reason!'

are you white? how is it to be white in south africa?

forgot to do jaw exercises when I lost weight now I have a weak chin

more thighs!

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you lads watching the men punch each other?

>tfw parents gave me a girls name

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Henry VIII absorbed Wales into the Kingdom of England when he became King of England. Wales has been a province of England for hundreds of years (hence the law of England & Wales and the law of Scotland are separate), until Wales was given token nation status a few years back. Ironically Henry VIII was a Tudor and therefore Welsh.

as long as you got the money to live in a secure suburb, it's a lot better than europe desu

weird how you can't see the bacteria on your eyes even though it's probably really close

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I'm talmbout liquor