Our language sounds horrible. Our food is disgusting. Our history is shameful. And our culture is a joke

Our language sounds horrible. Our food is disgusting. Our history is shameful. And our culture is a joke.

I hate everything about us. If I could press a button that kills all Germans, I would press it without hesitating knowing full well that I would die too.

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fake news

congratulations. you are just the regular German

Please don't hate yourself.

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good thread

your nation is literally the you tried of nations
I almost feel bad
but you are a German
a germ who is a destruction to all societies
shame

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Biste etwa verhahnreit, lieber user?

Germany's alright

Let me see, Germany is:
Brown
Short
Arab
Ugly
Brown
Worst country in EU
Cold shithole.
Backwards
Poor
Highest faggotry in the world.
Worse than Congo infraestructure
Famine everywhere.
Brown
Shit food
Brown.
Shithole all around
Bad at everything, science, sports, music, entertainment, cinema, etc.
Brown.

Fuck you, I want to eat schnitzel right now.

I apologize sincerely.

I think Germany is a pretty cool country.

The German language is good.

Don't worry I can pretend to be German for you if you can pretend to have no culture for me.

you thought wrong

its the language of the people who destroyed europe multiple times

tell me about german culture

t. Muhanmad

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Nice try Putin proxy. Fuck off

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t.

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I have just the same feels about Russia and Russians. But unlike Germans, there is an actual sense in hating Russians.

You have the Internet access in American loony bins?

KARA BOG'D GERMAN SEMI-HUMAN

Don't people get thrown into loonie bins in Russia just for saying Pootin is a cunt.

kara bok brazilian semi human

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Don't see a difference desu

>Brown
>Arab

You know what else is that? United ARAB Emirates. But do you see people going around saying that the UAE is a shithole hmm?

>Our language sounds horrible.
No.
>Our food is disgusting
No.
>Our history is shameful
Not really, just a part of the last century and nazi germany is still considered a formidable war machine which developed new tecnologies stole by burgers and commies.
>And our culture is a joke
That's because you destroyed it.

People say "putin is a cunt" openly, on the streets.

are you even italian?

That's a great cosplay actually.

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Yes, I'm 100% italian, my parents are italians, my grandparents are italian and so on.

Komm mal klar

then why did you deny the truth and lied in this post

At least you are not French.

Oh shut up, you are the one who's lying and you know it.

Guys, you really are strange. Just remind for you that actually Nazi scientists elaborated the first rocket technology, computers, AK-47 and big radio antenna Zeus (Putin can talk with it with submarines that places on the deep bottom) at least. But you still hate yourself. You'd better hate fuckin Russia

the food is really bad
its not even funny
its actually horrible what kind of trash the germans eat and consider delicious

computer is Greek
rest was invented by germans to exterminate nations

but anyway
your average human doesnt care about these things

>he thinks he can seriously say Putin is a cunt on the streets of Moscow without getting thrown in the gulags

jeez fritz... are you sure you just don't hate yourself?

Kartoffel must be all killed.

Genocide is a good thing, human life is too overrated.
t. not an edgy teen

I love german food 2bh.

it depends on the human

one Greek is worth 1 billion regular humans

what do you love?

you must also know that german women cant and dont want to cook. millions of germans just eat industrial trash every single day. i would give away 20 years of my life to get 10 back and move out of this shithole

Not to gulag, but to a police station. Not for a long time, but maybe for 2-3 hours. But after that you can move to any Western country and get asylum. Good deal don't you think?

The Germans are wonderful.
Germans are smart, leading the world in technology, academia, medicine and others.
German culture, art is beautiful.
Several German cuisines are loved all over the world.
Germans earn a lot and live a rich life.
Many people around the world live in Germany and wish to become Germans.
You living in such a wonderful country and living as a German person should be proud of yourself and your country.

autism

Malakas, you are a mad man.

Yeah. Soon will be need powers for wash world from 2 billions chinky. Is where bring it? Right. Need new the war machine

Who?

>Good deal don't you think?
If you truly believed you would get asylum and wouldn't get thrown in the gulag, you wouldn't be posting from a Russian IP right now. You'd be in the gulag before the asylum paper work could be finished, and the Russian government won't let you leave

look into a mirror

There is no way you that are ethnic German.

there is nothing wrong with him

>dem delusions

Proxy Putin bot detected

But it is a fact, so refugees and immigrants are flowing into Germany a lot?

No I just don't wanna leave my sweet Motherland.

If he believes what he says, and you believe what you just said, then I can see why your country is so fucked up right now.

I lived in your country for 6 years, I didn't know anybody like you little idiots.

First time i must agree with kraut. You are right hans. Btw you didnt mention that ur woman looks worse than traps from thailand.

Enjoy manlet land and poverty then

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i don't get the whole "german sounds bad"
it's just a normal language
honestly i think it's perfectly fine
and although i don't know much about the food
it can't be THAT bad, can it?

It's just associated with the nazis, that's why it sounds "bad" to some people

Sure the languages is ugly if you only hang around mehmets and mustis and havent picked up a book in decades.
you bunch of self loathing degenerates have a lot of reason to dislike germany, the language isnt one of them

is that literally it
it'd be a nice break from all of the Chinese around here

This. I thought it sounded bad only until I heard it in a softer version like: youtube.com/watch?v=GAFEdhTsRG4
Now I'm of an opinion that German can sound pretty nice.

Any language sounds "soft" when spoken by a female.

well im not a german
but a descendant of the greatest people on earth

op is a smart german in a sea full of idiots
the world would be a better place if all germans were like him

m.youtube.com/watch?v=B8Z9INUNMy4

there's a guy singing there too fagget

Are you a Polish?

He's probably the Turk larping as Greek

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I know. German men are feminine.

>He's probably the Turk larping as Greek
By the way, Germany seems to be pretty hated by Greek and Turkish
When the Turkish came to the Japanese thread, he was angry and was speaking ill of the Germans.

Turks are just jealous or something. Greeks have had that whole deal with debts and money, so maybe it's a leftover of that.

Germany is dead
And it was us Germans who killed it
The entirety of the last century was essentially spent getting rid of all that defined Germany. Our culture is dead. We are one of the most americanised countries in the world. That which is left, what we call culture, is no more than an annual regional festival where everyone gets drunk and any other cultural practices are only remembered by the elderly who are dying off.
Our language is dead. It is so filled with anglicisms you'd think it was never a complete language of its own. The modern German youth doesn't possess any more vocabulary than the absolute basics.
And it's not like those who you could call patriotic or nationalist are any better. Half of them are Neo-Nazis, not realising that the Nazis did their best to replace Germany with a centralised and totalitarian state in the hands of an Austrian with an inferiority complex and that they are one of the groups most responsible for the death of our country.
Then there are the modern patriots. They are patriotic without giving any attention to what actually makes our country unique. They will cheer for Germany in football games and such and they will praise things like our democracy and the Rechtsstaat, which is no more than empty politician drivel, one of the most soulless forms of communication.
German patriotism expresses itself only in paying attention to our military past. Whilst this is actually extremely important to German identity imo, it cannot be brought back. Prussia is gone and cannot be brought back.

tl;dr, German culture has died because Germans do not care for it and all that made our country unique is lost forever

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>Turks are just jealous or something.
He said the Germany were a liar and a swindler.
It seems there was something problems in Germany and Turkey in the past

Is this the german national anthem translated?

Nothing that I;m aware of desu. Ask the OP

>Our language sounds horrible
So does Polish and French coming from a man. It's a non-issue.
>Our history is shameful
Just a specific period.


Hello Ikibey.

The grass is always greener on the other side.

I hate this meme. If you just keep repeating this idiom, you make it impossible to ever recognise when a situation actually sucks.

whats great about poles?

turks arent jealous of germany
trust me

i hate how every retard turns me to a scape goat
last time i found by accident that some portuguese monkey blamed an anti portuguese thread on me

>Ask the OP
I wish
But Germans disappeared lol

Polish qt
They are angels desu

Can confirm, i'm not even sure if i'm a german nationalist anymore, i just want that germanic culture genes and spirituiality will live on in the future. Norway and Iceland seem to be the most potent countries, but i have problems swallowing this redpill and truly accept that germany is as good as dead. My only hope is, that the climate is getting colder, to fuck up the dark ones

Why do people still fall for German crocodile tears?

this thread is the equivalent of "am i ugly" when you are in fact ugly but want a support system

How about strengthening immigration regulations so as not to import more immigrants and refugees?

your food IS disgusting

that's a fact

also you smell bad and are gross in general

you can find many of those angels shaking their asses at the german polish border

your genes are inferior
>spirituality
norwegians are americanized westerners
iceland is a joke

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Why are they so self‐torture?
Because they kept being told that they are Nazis or criminals?

>you can find many of those angels shaking their asses at the german polish border
good part of those is romanian and ukie thots desu
t. knower

>your genes are inferior
rude :((

the word you're looking for is self-deprecation
>Because they kept being told that they are Nazis or criminals?
various factors, but that's one of them

their skin is really inferior and ugly
its not even pale but very white or pink
you can often see their veins on their heads or genitals

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I don't think Germany has anything to do with Germanicness in itself. It is one of the Germanic nations for sure, but that's just a common origin from more than 2000 years ago plus a language family. Germany is larger than Scandinavia both in population and culture and can stand on its own. So I don't care about the notion of being Germanic. One has also to take into account that German genes are not only Germanic, but also Slavic and Celtic. Germany is a thousand years old and our ties to our ancestors during Roman times are thin.
I do not like the association of Germany with race, as it is a delusion. This does not mean that just anybody can become German of course, and it is quite obvious that being German in most cases has ties to being of "German blood". However, there are also people like the Hugenottes, who came from France and become Germans. And I would also claim with full confidence that people like the loyal Askari have a stronger claim to being German than many modern descendants of Germans. youtube.com/watch?v=CuM8AxJTpbo

Accepting that these ideas of Germany that you love are gone and will never come back is harsh, but look at the reality of the situation. If you're anything like me, you probably like to learn about your countries history and listen to old/folk music. But those things are completely detached from the modern Federal Republic, and interest in them is dying out. Truth is, the death of Germany began either in 1806, 1918 or 1933, but it is certain that it began.

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Brit in Berlin here.

German, spoken by a well-educated woman is sexy af. My gf speaks English with a slight American accent, but speaking German sounds like fucking royalty.

Kale cooked in a pressure-cooker three days with pork belly, served with sausages that ooze fat when you cut them is god tier. Don't get me started on the bier.

History is unfortunate. If it weren't for the Nazis, Germany would have emerged a superpower eventually, without the Cold War leading to the arms race domination of USA and USSR.

As for culture, what do you expect after WW II? They have no pride and take offense when I tell them how much I love their country. Like I tell them, I'm not German, I'm allowed to love this country.

How will that help? Immigrants wouldn't be a problem if the people were a strong enough cultural force to make them adapt. They are not interested in that however, and so the immigrants will not adapt as the Germans are not resilient enough. We brought this upon ourselves.