Every time I jerk off the price of cryptos drop...

>Every time I jerk off the price of cryptos drop. >Every time I jerk off to some weird shit like incest or some other fucked up type of porn the price crashes.
> Every time I stay strong and not jerk off the price rises.
What should I do? Last year during no nut November and during the holiday season I didn't wank my meat at all and the price skyrocketed. As the price goes down I feel more inclined to jerk off because of depression and whatnot and the price falls harder and harder each time. WHAT SHOULD I DO??????

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> short and jerk off
> long and noFap

that's what you should be doing over and over again

>incest or some other fucked up type of porn
Incest porn is mainstream

>if everyone is doing something fucked up its no longer fucked up anymore

I've been watching hentai from the frozen movie and loli this month.

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Make a discord and let us know when you fap
Please wank a whole lot in the next few weeks or months so I can load up on Bitcoin at like 6 and 4k

god damn this is so funny kek

Please. Jews just started featuring it on all their streaming sites a couple of years ago. It was laughably sudden. Everyone in America didn't wake up one day wanting to fuck their mom and sister.

>trying this hard to convince random anons that he doesn't fap it to his family on the downlow
no one will judge you user.

Here's why, the universe is actually a mental construct, like a dream, not a physical realm. This is occulted knowledge from Hermes Trismegistus. When you preserve your sexual energy (which is a creative force) it gets transmuted for higher purposes and gives you power over the world and the ability to out picture your desires. When you regularly ejaculate lustfully, it just gets dispersed and puts your mind in a lower carnal state.

>you can't spell thoth without thot.
The Emerald Tablet, revision #35468b

>Please. Jews just started featuring it on all their streaming sites a couple of years ago. It was laughably sudden. Everyone in America didn't wake up one day wanting to fuck their mom and sister.
I knew I wasn't the only user that noticed this. They're really pushing it.

Incest is wincest has been a saying on here longer than those sites have been in existence.

I need to buy back in as low as possible so you need to jerk it OP. Jerk the jerky as hard and fast and as many times as you can.

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don't listen to him user

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>do nofap 2018
>blow liters of backed up stale cum into some thai whore in your harem in jan 2019

Digits

kekekekekekekekek

That's literally how societal norms work.

what should we do user?
your quads didn't help
neither did the old "jizz in a sock 5 times and burn it for moloch" gimmick

Go short and watch porn with bees, then nofap after the crash.

>societal norms
aren't they the people that got us into this fucked up bubble-pop last year?

what the fuck is this retarded post the answer is obvious user. Go short all the crypto you can on 100x margin and start yanking it to the most depraved loli trap horse porn you can dig up until your poor vienna sausage starts to blister. Its like you want to be poor

can confirm.
just fap'd 100k faps
my profits since the "Voltaire's Angry Glove" and that one "inside-out bloody sock maker" clip...
well, i'm up over 23%!!!
tick tock tick tock...
get on it OP you fucking spazz.

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I'm sorry biz bros. I guess I'll try my luck shorting.