/brit/

nah it was a throwing knife and the guy wanted to kill him so he did

No, they were in Israel

>girl showing me interest
>I have no idea how to react

do women do this on purpose

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Hey that guys stepping on my grass

*shoots you with my desert eagle at point blank range*

miss her

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WE ARE 138

bless you x

Ever since I turned 24 I started feeling that my youth is over and I’m at risk to a life-long social isolation.

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Marxists

part of their culture you fucking fascist

yeah thats what i said, palestinian land

wish palestine and israel would just have a big war of extermination
get it over with already

Of all the people here you should probably get a gun

the neighbours sprinkler is overreaching into my garden

*loads up my RPG from under the bed*

LOCK N LOAD!!

is /brit/ blackpilled?

A certain portrayal of things characteristically associated with an individual that was forthcoming perhaps?

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ah so that's what all the months of preparation and shit were for

get over it

Yeah I'm sorry mate it seems you are misinformed

boo!
haha april fools

shut up

FFS literally shat meself

*has a heart attack*

just "accidentally" dropkicked my cat off clifton suspension bridge

>Did that postman just deliver me junkmail even though I have a sign in the window saying no junkmail?
>Melania get the AA12

>*dies*
MURDERER

haha top bants that

Fucking hell that lady is violently shouting at her kid
*puts down binoculars*
*Pulls out my M107 Barrett .50 Caliber Rifle with incendiary bullets*

right lads therapist suggested getting a hobby to cure my insomnia so i go about murdering stray cats and dogs and the occasional fox

see you in a few hours

What if the something they are taking is essential to your quality of life? What if them taking it leaves you significantly worse off or even destitute? What right has someone got to make you suffer hardship when you've worked hard to avoid it?

Fuck that, what if you have children in the house and you have no idea what the intruder wants? You have the right to make that decision in your own house. If you'd rather be safe than sorry, but then have to Iive with the fact you killed someone, it's your right to make the choice.

Self defence is absurd in this county, how the fuck does an 8 stone woman protect herself from being raped and killed by an 18 stone man if even fucking pepper spray is illegal? The people in charge have no fucking right to make people vulnerable like that and fuck you for defending it.

Why do yanks have dumb names like Cody and Brick

Oh, I see we're coming at it from two different perspectives. I have normal intelligence and reactions and you're a moron.

I can remember the 4-digit code to my phone at night. Can't you?

>brick

SCREECHING

Never heard of being told to get a hobby to cure insomnia

Why are Brits so obsessed with yanks?

Well lads it was nice knowing you

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never had to do it under pressure with a 10 inch black python pounding away at my tight little arsehole so i couldn't say

Did that guy just reverse into my drive to do a 180?

Wheres the keys to pickup and the gun cabinet Cody?

the american family unit

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what's that
is it having a subscription in blacked.com?

wew uh... very graphic imagery...
if that ever does happen make sure to get pics

Lefties on suicide watch

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hopefully i can get to the centre of paris fast enough to receive a 200kt payload right on my bollocks

im a lonely cloud

is it a boy or a girl

Based Mummy May showing those Slavoids what's going

that song rocked my world as a young teenager

PRESIDENTS BULLET RIDDEN BODY IN THE STREET

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ruskies getting what they deserve

"the virgin african-american"
The Chad Black-British

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clearly a boy dressing as a girl you mong

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Oh shut up you pretentious mongoloid. Boo hoo, someone stole your sony bravia. Report it to the police, and if you see the little bastard them by all means fuck them up and get it back if you can. But don't give us all this biblical tier philosophy spiel about justifying fucking murdering someone over it.

Nobody in this country agrees with that insane mentality, which frankly is a guise to permitting murder with no consequences. Killing in self defense? By all means kill them. Killing in a life threatening situation? Sure. But your baseless material you got from Argos on a Sunday afternoon? Fuck off, you can't kill them, and you never will. No matter how many books you've read from autistic german philosophers that's said otherwise

>the anti-gun poster is a literal faggot
I'm not surprised in the slightest.

>Self defence is absurd in this county
Same here. The people who advocate for these laws are filth, just like the faggot I responded to. No moral fibre at all, ambivalent to the suffering of others.

because you're incredibly shitty posters who won't take a hint and piss off

>clearly
it's not

yas quen

>the pro gun poster is a literal americanised runt
i'm not surprised in the slightest/

yes it is

Just take the right cookies and be indignant when they tell you you can't have them because you're a man, saying stupid shit like "Did you just assume my gender?"

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>faggot
>muh guns
eurgh just fuck off to the states you collaterally brainwashed arsehole

you can leave if you don't like it

all your posts are shit

dave

quite decent dancer
don't think you understand what clear means.

FOY

based midget

@87640592
FOY FOY FOY

paddy mcfuckwit

Why do people come here and do stupid long winded posts

it's dave

Schizos

Don't recall asking your opinion mate.

Thankfully making faggots cry isn't illegal in my country.

internet is serious business

Alri dave

love playing swishy swishy with the lads

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irish loghorrea

>don't think you understand what clear means.
yes it is boy wearing clothes, but if you pay attention to the boy's face, his stature, gait mannerisms and the silliness of the outfit styling, you could easily and clearly determine that he is in fact a boy

>Just take the right cookies and be indignant when they tell you you can't have them because you're a man, saying stupid shit like "Did you just assume my gender?"

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any other university students have no idea what they want to do after graduating

g

me and the lads having a time

ah be the lord jaysus as me mothers great uncles godson used to say lord have mercy on him, she knew well what she was doing

wow did you think of that yourself
real creative

>my country
the one ruled by the gay trans muslim?

imagine being irish
imagine having a bent paki as your PM
screaming and howling

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