Jow Forumsiness cards

rate them & critique them

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it's different holding them in your hand though

if all 4 were in a tray at the front desk which would look aesthetically pleasing to entice you to pick it up

i'd go with bryce's card, the structure of the paper combined with the font look much more appealing compared to the other ones.

have you noticed that all cards have the same fax/phone numbers printed on them?

because its the main number

David's

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paul allen's is objectively the best

1. Van Patten's. Far superior to the rest
2. the bone colored one is 2nd because the printer fucked up / used a shitty resolution file. probably a jpg
3. Bryce's has fucking fingers printed on it like a retarded meme
4. Pual Allens contacts are illegible due to that fucking huge black triangle

NO ALLEN BALE THE FUCK OUT

Paul Allen the oracle solver

>toilet paper texture tier
tim, david
>fucked up font tier:
patrick
>majestic tier:
paul

also on Batmans card the ampersand kerning is fucked beyond all hope.
also Company stationary would uses the same font for the company name

Allen
Van Patten
Bryce
Bateman
I can’t believe Patrick has such a shitty business card. And it’s fucking new! What was he thinking?
Look at fucking forgotten space after &
Look at fucking digits jumping up and down on the line
Look at fucking uneven margins
No wonder everyone makes fun of him, 2/10 makes me sick

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Can someone recite the American Psycho scene about his business card?

Bateman's font is FUCKED.

Van Patten's looks like 70's toiletpaper.

Paul Allen's font is also FUCKED, albiet slightly better than the Bateman card.

Timothy Bryce's card is the best (largely because of the font), but is arguably still fucked due to the visual aesthetic of the texture.

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the lettering is on purpose

ITT anons who didn't realise Bateman was a legit loser

jesus christ user, atleast use the HD video