Bitcoin made me rich as fuck

Bitcoin made me rich as fuck.
I live in a mansion, slammed more 8balls with prostitutes then I can count, and never have to worry about being a poor pajeet again. I just want to know how it feels to be poor?

Pic related, it’s a quarter of a million dollars worth of jewelry

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nigger

fake and gay

You could to something meaningful with your money but decide to buy ugly ass jewelries which make you look like a faggot. Grow some balls and give something of your lack back to th world.

>"Hey bro can I use your mom's shit I need to make a post showing off to strangers on a Japanese Child-trading forum"

Lmao. Clearly bait. Rolex says date is Thursday you fucking moron. And next time try an imagine that can't simply be reverse googled and brought to the original page. LMAO. Fuckin NEET.

-Real life Chad, 6 inch dick, 2009 Porsche, 8/10 Gf.

I have two of those things.

honestly not bad user. to be honest though... your shit is kind of tacky as fuck. I actually feel bad for you that that is the kind of taste you have lol I can only imagine how much leopard print stuff you own. I give it a few years before you're pumped full of plastic with hair implants

Why would you buy diamonds, literally a waste of money.

it is thursday you imbecile

kek. ITS CLEAR:Y MONDAY WAKE UP NEO.

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what chart pattern is this

downward dog regression

gayest watch i ever seen, only op is gayer.

its gonna dump hard

What a terrible, terrible watch.
You could have bought something nice, like a Patek Philippe 5370P or a 5539G, instead you bought... that

nigger detected

I'd rather be a poor master race than a rich nigger.

It feels better than being a cuck with no life

Buying jewelry lmfao. You fucking materialistic faggot. Can’t wait to see you back poor and ready to blow your fucking brains out.

>buying ice and doing speedballs

Once a pauper, always a pauper.

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Shame you wasted your money on rubbish

op is larping. all the alt coins have been trash for months, anyone with sense has avoided biz for the last season

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Jewelry is a pretty good store of value long term desu senpai.

>6 inch dick
>chad

not that jewelry

>6 inch dick
>10 year old car
>chad

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>Bitcoin made me rich as fuck.
>I just want to know how it feels to be poor?
Poor guy has amnesia, can't remember anything before 2017.

The jewelry is actually a good investment thing

Basically if you ever lose the house, cars, and anything else to natural disaster, theft, bank or police/law troubles the jewelry you have on you can not be taken...

>unless you're hanging out with niggers who take your shit

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>tfw bigger dick and better gf but I don’t go around bragging about being a chad on the internet
Also an older but mint looking e class/5 series is where it’s at for the chad game

6 inches is f-fine though... r-right guys?

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>tfw bigger dick and better gf but I don’t go around bragging about being a chad on the internet
You literally just did.

its average

Why would a male buy such disgusting women's necklaces?
Watch is ok though; platinum presidential is my dream watch, course I don't want all the faggy rhinestones that you have though

I bragged but not about being a chad. Real chadhood is all in your mentality, not in telling people you are one.

Keep shitting your money away like a a retard from the ghetto who just signed an NBA contract and you'll be back in moms basement within 5 years.

Invest in something that is going to appreciate and give you fucking returns not Jay Z's watch. If I saw some lame white asshole wearing a diamond encrusted daydate I would probably call you a faggot to your face because you look like a fucking retard.

If you're so fucking rich then buy multifamily housing or start lending your fiat out via hard money.

I have 500k in hard money yielding me nearly 60k per year with principle not being touched because IO and 5 SFR rental properties owned free and clear. I make more in passive income than most of you cunts make wage slaving.

Stop being a fucking moron. Return that dumbass jewelery and put your money somewhere that will ensure you don't get poor again.

Pic is you.

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It's fine.....for a trap.

It's worth literally 1/10th of what you paid for it the second you take it out of the store.
You'd be far better off just carrying some platinum bullion in your wallet.
Also that's a nigger trick designed for drug dealers.

You're still doing it.

Can you send me at least 1 thousand dollars worth of eth? I need to make rent
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No I’m not, if you perceive me as a chad that is your perception not mine. I never declared such a thing.

Biz getting jelly on the jewel guy :D

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Why anybody would spend rolex money on anything but a rolex is beyond me.
Is it hurrr durrr craftsmanship? Because that's fucking stupid.
The whole point of rolexes is brand recognition; if you're wearing a pajeet phimosis or whatever people will think you're wearing a standard $300 watch, unless they're a watch fag, because they've never heard of your shitty brand.

>if you perceive me as a chad
I don't, no one does. Your lack of self-awareness is just amusing.

Not jelly because OP is a liar and probably poor.
If he's rich then I'm very happy for him.
If you want me to believe you're rich, OP, post timestamp of the interior of your rolls or the front of your mansion instead of costume jewlery

I don't know why you all want so much material goods, all I desire is a good ride on my sportbike and some arbys and im havin a good day, which thanks to crypto I have both

>having a need to prove social status
>8balls with countless prostitutes

All that riches and fake status yet still cant find someone who will truly love you for what you are and not what you have ?

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being absolutely heartbroken that I cannot afford a flight to go see the person I love

considering ending it every day because I'm so depressed

thats what being poor is

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All I desire is a house big enough for a family with 3 kids and a dog, with room leftover for a home office and gym.
>Tfw I would have had easily enough if I cashed out in December, but got greedy
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Jow Forums confirmed as a Jow Forums colony, shitskins btfo

coming from true soldier Chad

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>average
tfw half of the girls i fuck think it's big and the other half think it's small

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I can have all of that with the money I made in dec to now in futures and the market overall but I literally only want to ride my bike, get high, and eat good food.

Like how much I want to ride my motorcycle has even replaced my urge to date and fuck women as I started ignoring the 7 I was talking last week, and every day has to be complete with a nice meal before I finish up and play some videogames and trade more.

I would probably fuck and marry a baiku if they were living beings but I can still love them as a inanimate object more than anything else in the world.

Ruining your body with drugs and paying women to have sex with you, sounds like a fulfilling life

I dont commend this kind of life style, but if I was a few years younger Id be doing the exact same thing. Im burnt out from the years of drugs and heavy drinking constantly though, living a quiet sober life is where Im at now. Would totally fucking buy that watch though.

A platinum day date with ice blue diagonal dial or a vintage daytona would be classier choices. Also, I am perfectly fine with people thinking that my watch is a $300 one because it's Jaeger-LeCoultre and not Rolex. I quite enjoy hurr durr craftsmanship

That's cool. Now slump back into your bug infested basement matress, resume shoveling off brand Doritos into your mouth and feel smug about lying on the internet.

cheer up faggot it means u can satisfy girls fine

At least it gives you an easy way to tell which ones are the sluts.

> buying diamonds instead of gold/platinum

nigger

If you have a six-figure salary

faggot larps

This made me sad.

Sorry user.

praying my bag will moon so I can pay off my parents debts. OP what was your life like before bitcoin?

>never have to worry about being a poor pajeet again
>being a poor pajeet again
>poor pajeet again
>pajeet again

you can't take the poo out the street OP

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So, money turned you into a nigger? I guess I'll stay poor then.

Fpbp

god tier larp

Prove it, buy me a beer

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looking for bull runs is gambling

dubs of truth

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I think not.

r9k pol biz trifecta here
glad to see you make it brah

half of the girls don't want to hurt your feelings

Ive owned enough cubic Zirconia shit to recognise it when I see it haha

Damn you're clown if you wear this in public

thanks
I've resorted to doing anything I can, on fiverr and upwork. all pajeet tier jobs and honestly no one is replying.

I'd get a job but I'm taking care of my very sick 96 year old grandma and I'd never forgive myself if something happened when she wasn't there

I speak plug lingo

how can i get where you're at? i only have 120k in hard cash...credit score is like 740 but my income is 35k. i wont be able to get loans tbqh

That looks like eBay cosplay jewelry. I love all the gay bait on this board

>not realizing it's thursday
>average dick size
>10 y.o. shitwagen
>chad

Your diamonds aren't dancing, OP

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