KNIGHTS OF THE ORDER OF MINI
TODAY WE SHOW THE HERETICS OF THIS BOARD WHO PREVAILS IN THE COURSE OF BATTLE.
WE HAVE FOUGHT HARD, AND THE BOUNTIES OF VICTORY WILL BE OUR HARD EARNED REWARD!
PUSH ON, FOR THIS DAY OUR FLAG WILL FLY OVER THE BOARD!
KNIGHTS OF THE ORDER OF MINI
Jacob Bennett
Isaac Bennett
mini bois
Xavier Peterson
WE CANNOT BE BEAT! CREME STRONG! WAY TOO STRONG!!!
Easton Ramirez
MINIMINIMINI
Christopher Davis
mini party
Elijah Collins
2 points to go minibros
Aiden Taylor
>literally nerds who posts 24/7
>mmuh victory
Cooper Butler
>2 points
We've done it now lads
Grayson Martinez
V I C T O R Y
Alexander Thompson
How do you get points?
Isaiah Allen
ive no clue
Josiah Fisher
MINI FIRST
MINI FOREVER
MINI MINI MINI
Lucas Lewis
2 MORE POINTS TO GO, CMON LADS
Christopher Ramirez
Can I join your team?
Jacob Ward
be GONE heretic
Camden Wilson
Jow Forums IS MINI AND WILL REMAIN MINI
HELL FUCKING SEGER
Aiden Fisher
refresh ip
Ryder Foster
DEUS VULT
William Baker
*Blocks your path*
Jordan Barnes
Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of candykind.
Candykind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today. It should mean a bright future for our MINI children.
We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united in our common interests, the destruction of all other candies.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 1st of April and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.
We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.
And should we win the day, the 1st of April will no longer be known as a Candy holiday, but as the day when the MINI world declared in one voice:
We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!
Today, we celebrate, our MINIndependence day!
Joseph Cook
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