>be me
>clean my room
>sort myself out
>apply for job
>go to interview
>get job
>go to work
>do good work, boss keeps most of profits, Mr. Shekelstein wealthier
>25% of paycheck is withheld for taxes to support niggers, illegal mexicans and muslims
>use part of paycheck to go buy stuff, get charged 10% sales tax
>buy groceries, no sales tax
>buy stuff online, no sales tax (sometimes)
>buy more stuff to signal my financial fitness to women
>go work out, build a strong body even though i don't use it for combat or physical labor
>go meet women
>attract a woman
>date for months or years
>get married
>provide for her
>give her stability, home, kids, car, new furniture
>she gets bored, fucks other men
>she continues to cuck you
>you find out, argument ensues, she demands a divorce
>years of court appearances, attorney fees, your children are traumatized by all this
>finally reach divorce settlement
>judge decides you must pay spousal support and child support
>wife also gets the house
>wife raises children to be retarded, loathsome assholes
>wife continues to bang various men, including niggers, which further traumatizes your kids
>your daughter begins to date blacks
>your daughter becomes a slut
>your son is a weakling who lacks strong father figure
>your wife continues to demand more from you
>go to your doctor, he tells you to see a psychiatrist
>go to psychiatrist; hes a jew; he prescribes you SSRIs
>SSRIs fuck your brain up
>you finally lose your mind and kill yourself
>your wife and children inherit everything
>your daughter becomes a turbo-slut, participates in gangbangs, becomes a porn actress
>your son becomes a tranny
Jordan b petersons guide to financial success
>be me
>be neet
>buy link
just edited this section in:
>taxes are used by state & fed gov't to pretend the economy produces internal revenue
>state & fed gov't prints more money to support niggers, illegal mexicans, muslims, handicaped people, elderly
>fed gov't continues bombing the shit out of countries, claiming to fight "war on terror"
>fed gov't continues training and arming "rebels" in mideast countries, who then become terrorists
>as fed gov't prints more and more fiat, the value of money goes down
>i have to work harder and constantly "hustle" for more money due to this rapid inflation
(this user gets it...except for the stinkyLINK part).
This is why you need a Slavic woman
Man reading this makes me so grateful I was born in an Asian country with a thriving economy and non-degenerate women. Europe and the US are really doomed.
Jordan Simperson: j-just keep running on that wheel! you'll get your food pellet eventually!
he's a neocon coward and hypocrite
only plebbit-tier retards admire him, hes like our modern age dawkins, he's a false leader given to us
>be cryptobro weebkin
>only wife is my 2D obsession that will never betray me
>live off untaxed gainz in distant relatives empty trailer
>go to sleep happy every night hugging my loli dakimakura
That Jow Forums dream