bruh the wifi here in area 51 is awful
Bruh the wifi here in area 51 is awful
How many people have died?
Also if you’re at Area 51 why do you have a Mexican flag?
>How many people have died?
about 32 so far
>why do you have a mexican flag?
im using a vpn, no price is too high considering the shit im finding here. Will keep you updated
Are you at base camp? The Kyle's haven't even showed up yet. Fuck are you doing and why haven't you bought one of my tinfoil suits yet?
i took the stealth approach Norm, less people mean less noise which also means more loot for me
Bad larp. I'll bet you're not even going to attempt the Naruto run tomorrow.
oh yeah well guess what? i bet you sleep with your socks on
HOW DARE YOU! I'll have you know I remove the skin from my feet when I sleep. Your mother was a hamster and your father wreaked of old cabbage!
wtf you guys arguing about
y'all are both getting shot
I'm decked out with 16 waffled layers of aluminum foil with the shiny side out. You cannot touch me.
dont make this personal miss/mister
its either 51 or homework user, im doing a noble deed for our future - i will be a hero
I ain't touching shit
I'm gonna sit here comfy at home while y'all bleed out in the desert
fine but we're not sharing the spoils with you
200 people showed up to stand around and 2 got arrested for getting too close.
Nobody did anything eventful. Nothing happened.
can i get some stuff if i cast a protection spell
>Nothing happened
YET
i got this anons, trust me. (((They))) wont show my success in order not to motivate others
forgot image
only if you ask nicely
>m*x*c*
good thing i wasnt born in this wasteland
Pretty please
Also what are you guys looking for in there anyway?
>millions of people spam memes for 2 fucking months about this shit
>They lose any entertainment value after a day
>They annoy the shit out of me after a week
>The day finally comes
>nothing happens
So this is the power of normie memes, huh?
We gotta organize our own raid
But a raid on what?
there we go, and i just got reports that the monolith from stalker is in a storage room nearby. You're missing out user
this, the base camp reeks of dashcon
10 dudes from here will put up "It's okay to be white" posters as a stupid fucking joke next month and it will have way more media coverage than this gay ass area 51 nonsense
I'm waiting for the group orgy outside the gate