Roll for your American region

Here goes nothing, OP

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The most Canadian part is the northern part of 5

In 1 now

Hopefully I get 8 or 0

Go on, reclaim your rightful land Mexibro.

God fucking dammit I'm still in Mexico

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Honestly don't mind the deep south. Good food, nice people, and interesting music. I'd imagine I'd just have to avoid the cities because of crime

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ok

New England pls

>Nice people
>rednecks and dindus

ok

Hawaii should be dubs and Alaska should be Trips.

this ones please

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I wanna fucking end my life guys

fuck wh*Tes

go team chocolate

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>Texas

Alrighty then. Would've preferred Montana but this is just as good. Much better than living in New Jersey that's for sure. Well ok the living part ain't so bad, it's the mother freakin' taxes. Good access to NYC medical care from here though, so I'll miss that. But at least I got muh guns.

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Anything but 4

Roll

Let's see

why would anyone wanting to be subhuman?

Im in 3. I hope i get 8.

Your kind arnt welcome in new england.

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>5
Isn't this basically the worst region to be a minority? Lol

At least, I can stay in Minnesota, I guess

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>5
well, i don't know anything about this region.

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rolling for 9
alternatively 2 for florida is also cool

>why would anyone wanting to be subhuman?

that's what i think about wh*Te supremacists

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Minnesota doesnt want you unless you are from somalia. Sorry friend

hello

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>Florida is cool
What the HECK did he mean by this

Some stuff:
All the states are Republican strongholds, most are pretty religious, except Minnesota.
They're largely irrelevant.
Only important cities are Kansas City and St. Louis in Missouri and the Twin Cities area (Minneapolis-St. Paul) in Minnesota.

pls not 2, 4, 5 or 6

Lived in Texas and NYC lets shoot for the bay area.

Why?

It's the Great Plains. It's the wheat basket of America. The land is made of flat prairies and is empty. They often get tornadoes too.

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*rolls and then freezes to death*

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Rollings

...

lol

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whiter than you mohammed

Are non americans allowed.
I am 11/10 sure anywhere would be bettere than where I am.

>are Republican strongholds
too bad

>It's the Great Plains. It's the wheat basket of America. The land is made of flat prairies and is empty.
good i feel like home

I get the best state

rollin

lived in seattle for a year growing up, fond memories but I don't know how it would be as an adult having to pay for shit

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bmp

Rolling for PNW

miau?

shit desu

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Hmm won't you look at that...

roll and I'll give a rate

Rolling

bit too hot for my liking I'm afraid, but probs some qt Mexicans grils around

Pls be 7

wtf I didn't go anywhere

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Probably won't, most of them suck apart from 0, 8 and half of 7, which gives me a 30% win chance.

I want to go back to cali

Let's try.

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seattle isnt the only city in the pnw

will i go to hell?

Welp, guess I have to get rid of my winter coats and start drinking lone star.

Germans and northern Europeans basically settled in Montana because it looks almost exactly like Bavaria in the western portion. I mean, exactly.

roll for new england

heaven?

it's the only one that matters.

nah montana is much more arid and rugged

I mean, if you like living in a shithole and one of the worst cities in the pnw, then yes

Rolling

Killing myself if 2, 3, 4 or 5

rolling and cheking

According to who? I live in the goddamn place, you think I might know something about it. What you have to worry about is the native animals. There was a fucking rattlesnake on my patio two days ago. I thought they only came around on the other side of the river. Scared the shit out of me. Thank fuck for those bull snakes, they eat the little cunts.

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rolling for cream

Lets rock and roll

Roll

i live in Idaho and i've been to germany, completely different climates. We're more south Mediterranean with sparse rainfall in the summers and not just very hot days here and then but extremely hot streaks a month at a time. The entirety of germany is basically seattle

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New England again pls

according to the fuckton of wildfires we get every summer

I don't know how I feel about this

0 or 9, I am tired of the midewest, its shit climate and the insufferable whites.

rolll

FUCK
REROLL

which region is the worst? 4?

yeah

Probably gonna end up back in the Midwest