>homeless man who sleeps outside a small bakery on the way to work
>always give him a cup of coffee, he is a nice guy
>sits in a spot that is quite warm from the bakery and also smells good due to bread
>bakery seems to toIerate him
>as a joke thought it would be funny to leave a review of the bakery complaining that the homeless guy ruined the experience, and we would laugh about it together
>haven't seen him since, his stuff is gone
>tfw its been cold this week
Did l fuck up?
>australian """humour"""
kys desu
> A homeless might die out of coldness in Australia
Can you explain to me how you thought this would be funny? I just can't grasp this.
Parts of Staya get cold.
Shit user I know you didn't mean to, but you really fucked up there.
>Australian humor is so bad, it can be deadly.
So, let me get this straight. You might have shitposted someone to death?
Just say no to banter
>even Australian shitposting is poisonous
The eternal *nglo strikes again.
Just thought he would find it funny, and something we could all laugh over including the shop keeper.
WHY did you think it would be funny
ah so this is the power of australian shitposting I keep hearing about.. woah
Christ man, that's not funny at all.
>being a shit cunt irl
>I thought it would be funny
>its been cold this week
kys subhuman t*smanian
what the fuck
now I'm mad I'm going to sleep mad
Wew lad. Karma is a bitch so you better watch out. OR you can go and do some charity work to even it out.
Don't feel too bad about it, I've done worse.
>11th grade
>There's a sweet, girl who had her lost her legs in an car accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has 1 or 2 friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist, Im talking amazing talent.
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly becuase she has nobody
>We start to hang out outside of school, but not in front of people.
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal on ps1
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass, she worked on this stuff for years)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day
It was less than a week before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time.
That’s irredeemable. You belong in prison.
Australians have gone too far, Americans should liberate them
Check dem
not even close check these
See:
You're a cunt.
Why did you do it?
i have not seen this pasta in awhile
Pasta from awhile ago
bunch of soft cunts
>>as a joke thought it would be funny to leave a review of the bakery complaining that the homeless guy ruined the experience, and we would laugh about it together
and people say, german humor is bad
this is /b/ past from like 10 years ago fuck off
wtf is wrong with anglos
Australians fall into two categories: nice people, and insufferable people with a shitty sense of humor. They make jokes like this one and then wonder why nobody else thinks they're funny.
.t MUTT
Why do I even remember this dumb shit from a decade ago and not actual useful stuff?
Whiter than you Brucie
Wow, you are an asshole.
Was just a joke.
>all these people buttblasted about some cheeky banter
lmao are you homeless or something?
Please do not attempt humor again.
You might wind up killing more people.
Hawaii might hire you tho.
How is being a snitch can be considered as a joke?
never joke again
Sounds like the store owner told him to fuck off. Explain the situation to him and ask him for the guy's whereabouts.
It's not funny, not in the slightest.
You might be autistic, user.
This is pasta and probably not true in the first place, but I'm mad regardless.
>asking a board full of 56% whites, europoors, muhammeds and chinks to understand Australian humour
>not pulling a Warner and sandpapering the homeless cunts fingers off
Kill yourself you piece of shit
>humour
ahh this is the first thing that made me mad on Jow Forums a decade ago
how time flies....
>switzerland
>allowing to have a negative or positive opinion