Brainlet Test

I take the million dollars and invest them into the Bitconnect. double every day

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This. Everyone else will be murdered when the global elite find out whats happening.

You think theyll sit around while you keep coming up with nonsensically large amounts of money with no source of income? Everyone else in this thread will be jailed or murdered within a year.

>crashing the value of the dollar and making your infinite money worthles

million dollars.

>get penny which doubles once a week
>no information that the created pennies also double
>you get 2 pennies per week

Fucking tease I can't even see any nips through her fake see through.

Obviously penny, are you actually brain damaged having the need to ask

Obviously the 1 million per day in 1 year I would have 356 million and the world would continue as is. If I chose the penny option I would have 4 quadrillion in the first year rendering fiat money absolutely useless by hyperinflation... unleashing havoc in the world. Wagecucks refusing to work for zimbawe dollars, not allowing me to enjoy my money.

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365*

>million dollars everyday for the rest of your life

Am I a brainlet because why wouldn't you choose this over a penny that doubles once a week? I don't get this? In a year that's $365million, what am I miss here?

if the penny doubles, it follows that the double works the same way as the initial penny.
but you get points for overthinking.

I take a million dollars every day. No need to be greedy here.

brainlet

this question is an IQ test
the smart man picks the million
the brainlet picks the penny because he wants to appear smart

Are you fucking retarded? In just like 10 years the pennies would have a mass greater than our solar system it would literally destroy the universe by creating a massive black hole

i'm sorry, did i make a choice without noticing?
i said he was overthinking by being suspicious that the doubled penny wouldn't also double.
brainlet.

there is a point at which the penny will have its own environmental repressions.

Such as its own gravitational pull.

>Are you fucking retarded? In just like 10 years the pennies would have a mass greater than our solar system it would literally destroy the universe by creating a massive black hole

Who says you get physical pennies every week.

im not the brainlet youre the brainlet
people who pick the penny think theyre outsmarting the system while in fact theyre being duped and exposed as a brainlet

you played yourself

brainlet

as if its mass doesn't already exert a gravitational pull at all?

>he ignores the time value of money
CASH UPFRONT ALL THE HOS KNOW

user, i get that you kinda wanna masturbate your big old brain and maybe stand on top of people to feel a bit taller, but i literally did not make a choice between the penny and the million.
i only said that the doubled penny would logically double, and the user being suspicious was, imo, overthinking the situation.
choke cock, cutie.

deal

This would be the best movie ever.

And who says you're hoarding all the pennies to begin with? A 55 gallon drum of pennies is roughly $3000, and on day 30 you'd be getting about 17 drums worth.

I'll probably live another 50 years. If i choose the millions then I will have 365*50*1 million = 18,250,000,000 bucks

If I choose the penny, 50 years*52 weeks per year = 2600
2^2600 = such a huge number my TI84 can't even calculate it.

However, I'd choose the millions so I can start enjoying the money sooner. I can't spend more than a million bucks a day. If I choose the penny then I'd have to wait a good few months before I have any considerable money

$1mil of course. What the fuck would I do with a massive amounts of fucking pennies whose weight would shorty engulf the earth and collapse into a black hole?

a million a day easily. I know penny in a year is 0.01*2^52 but in a month thats only 16 cents. I get 30 million in a month and I'm dipping. Not bout to get murdered.

Its a trick question faglords, ever week you get a penny which doubles, so you end up with 8 pennies per month, 96 pennies a year.

Enjoy

I want a penny that could make me able to fly when I held it in my hand

dont really care about the semantics/wording, but taking the question at base value the penny is obviously better. On the eighth week you break the dollar amount...

ez million, retire in a day instead of a few months or whatever

the penny keeps doubling every week you fucking penny sized brainlet.

stfu, you got BTFO, stop posting and furthering your embarrassment.

I'd take the million because fuck math

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Penny. I would become the most powerful and richest man to ever exist. I would own every single piece of land, politician, company, I could indept the entire human population to my service. I would become a god.

if wuz to base my decision off of my quicc maffs i'd pick the penny option.

But if I was working with in the parameters of the real world i'd pick the million option since I don't want to destroy the economy

the penny would bankrupt the entire global economy only a moron would pick that

Not so fast, goy

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If no one else knew that you have such a penny it wouldn't

(.01 * 2^27)

In 27 weeks the penny is worth $1.3 million (and doubling).

It will take 6 weeks for the penny to become 1 dollar.

16 weeks for that penny to become 1000 dollars.

26 weeks to get to a million dollars

36 weeks for it to be a billion dollars.

So that's about 9 months for it to get to a billion.

Yea in less than a year it's already better to get the penny.
Not like you need that much money...

i feel like this is a bait thread

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And within a year you'll be in jail for counterfeiting.

Take the penny, throw it in the ocean, and short cooper with 100x leverage.

>short cooper with 100x leverage.
i dont think pennies are made with copper anymore

If it's a physical penny how long would it take for it to overtake the universe?

Knew someone would bring this up.
They're still cooper plated, inside is made of zinc or some shit.

would you rather get 100 google dollars or 1 atom of Au that doubled every time someone farted?

Good job retards in literally just 5 years the penny will have a mass 1.4x10^21 times greater than the mass of the universe

I'm sure that will work out great

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>1 atom of Au that doubled every time someone farted
wouldn't you need like 6.02*10^23 farts to have a reasonable amount of gold worth selling

or your bank account would just be credited with the penny instead of literally receiving fucking pennies every week

thats only 200 grams though though

kek

the magic doubling penny would destroy the universe.

If you got a million every day you will still never be richer than gates or Bezos. Penny every time.

If I was the only person given this choice, I would pick the $1 million/day, since that's already more money than I could ever possibly spend, and it starts day fucking 1.

If other people were also given this same choice, I would pick the pennies so that I would still have a meaningful amount of money in a few years time.

>11 trillion kg of pennies by the 1 year mark
>number of pennies outnumber atoms in the universe soon after
>brainlets choose option 1

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The penny would be better on the long run but I want the money now.

Ti fags btfo'd.

What is the mathematical function to calculate the worth of the penny? I know the penny grows faster than an exponential function. But it bothers me that I forgot how to calculate it.

Help?

nvm fuck i'm dumb it's an exponential times a penny

2^n, where n is the number of days starting at 0

if the created pennies also double the earth becomes a black hole in a few months due to the mass of the pennies. in 4 years the black hole now having 1000x times the mass of the rest of the universe starts expanding and taking the rest of the world rip

2^n where n is the week number (first week is week 0)

I know a burger when i see one

In 27 weeks I have 189 million and I'm out. Richest person in the world, couldn't spend it all even if I tried.

>no bank software can keep an account with such high number
>the monetary system collapses

fucking stupid niggers, if you got the penny that doubled every week you would destroy the entire world's economy

obviously a million every day

.01 -> .02 -> .04 -> .08 -> .16 -> .32 -> .64 -> 1.28 -> 2.56 -> 5.12 -> ... -> 5,242.88 -> ... ->5,368,709.12 -> ... -> 10,995,116,277.76 -> ... -> 11,258,999,068,426.24 -> ...

why do you hate fun?

Million a day. Find out who took the penny option then order a hit on them with my new money because its not enough that I should win

This is my favorite answer actually.

The million bucks is fine. I dont want to deal with all those goddamn pennies.

Penny. Would build a wall of pennies around America to stop the aliens

Inflation is determined by spending velocity. If you aren't spending that money the prices wouldn't actually inflate. You can see this with the fed printing the usd like crazy but inflation not increasing due to the same levels of spending.

>the doubled penny would logically double
are you an expert in the paranormal properties of doubling pennies?

>tfw can't cash out my penny black hole

doubles a week... wtf

this isn't even a test

>pick a penny that doubles
>penny discontinued shortly after
>0x2 = 0
infinitely worthless.

Penny, because I want this shitty world to end, one way or another.

A measly one million dollars is really not that much. You need a lot more than that just to get through retirement.

I'll take the million dollars every day and load up on bitcoin.

>I can't spend more than a million bucks a day.
yachtcharterfleet.com/luxury-charter-yacht-23104/queen-miri.htm
I'm sure you can figure out what to do with the other 700k per day.

Theoretically since doubling implies that two objects must be the same properties/qualities, the new pennies must implicitly have the doubling property. Otherwise the original penny would have only had the property of 'creating' a penny every week, not doubling.

what if each penny only doubles once?

Because the original statement specified "every" week, it is implicit that this happens infinitely. Also come to think of it, all the anons saying this would end the universe are probably right

one way to interpret the OP is you receive, once a week, a single penny that doubles.

Million every day would be plenty. I would create history’s largest harem

Lol, that is actually a possible interpretation as well.

wrong, I take the miilions, because its plenty of fucking money, and I don't have to wait and I can do whatever the fuck I want. how could you even spend a mil a day?

If the penny doubles into two doubling pennies... how would you spend it without giving other people their own doubling pennies?

Then everyone gets a doubling penny and money is worthless, or pennies are just taken out of circulation after enough people have one and media has covered the phenomenon.

million per day, what the fuck would i do with a shitload of pennies

the doubling penis would destroy the universe so the problem is moot