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first sip of the day edition

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>hehe funny viral marketing

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*siiiiip*

>272 posts
>cap of 310 posts
hmm...

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I will never sperm my donate

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This but without "hehe funny"

the leaf must have changed personalities

strike when the iron's hot and that x

Jow Forums moderator's are a bunch of dribblers like

it's a bump limit you newfag
off yourself

You must have better images, why are you shilling energy drinks?

want to sleep but not sleepy enough yet...

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want some kbbq or yakiniku

because i want to get you all addicted and have my quota go up so i can impress mr. toilberg and hence be promoted to deputy manager and fufill my deano prophecy x

>he doesn't S I P
Sad!

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oh right, carry on then

the monster advertising campaign successfully got into his head, rent free.

sip up
judah ben hur

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>not sipping on sugary and ionic rat piss

sad really

>you're in a room with Xi Jinping, Kim Jong-un, and Alan. You have a gun and two bullets, who do you shoot?
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wish kittens and puppies didn't grow up

i'd kill the two chinks and then suck alan's dick after and get fucked by him

checking which team I am in
stand by please
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All clever young fellows who are free and able... ...and are ambitious of becoming gentlemen by bearing arms... ...are hereby invited to meet the Recruiting Officer... ...who promises that they shall meet with every encouragement... ...that merit and good behaviour can entitle them to. Those meeting the qualifications will immediately receive... ...His Majesty's Royal Bounty of one and a half guineas... ...with complete clothing, arms and accoutrements. King George and Old England forever.

/join cremecucks
!join cremecucks
!jointeam cremecucks

It's not working?

i think i could beat thailad in a fight

I'M KENDALL JENNER
I GOT A VAGINA

*shlurps*

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it's :stopmusic:

girl from saturday agreed to lunch tomorrow haha wahey

dammmm wh*te boyyyy

anyone want to work with me to try and make some money? we can pool the money then when we have a bit split it 50/50

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leftypeep raid incoming

WAAA HEYYYYY SUCK MY UTI COCK LADDDDDDD

you're the only one forcing this gay ass shit nigga stfu

going to sleep knowing I was in the right side of history: the chocolate side

>who could you beat in a fight? (select all that apply)
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business idea: Monday, except nobody has to go to work because yesterday Christians celebrated their Messiah rising from the dead

could you fuck off already? no one thinks it's funny

foy

no tnhx

>land locked countries
cringe

thnak u mr zombie jsus

why didn't the Irish just fish?

fuck off dumbass

go son

_____ is seething

its obvious you spend way to much of your time here and think it actually fucking matters. wake up no one cares how funny you attempt to be

Aaaaaa nooooo h-h-how could this be happening, whyyy mee whyyyy meeeeee, MAKE IT STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD


NOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOO BREXIT WAS SOPPOSED TO BE A GOOD THING

WHY DID YOU CONVINVE ME TO VOTE FOR THIS

MY LIFE IS RUINED AAAA

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why didn't the yanks just enslave the lefties

>am unemployed and owe $700 on my credit card

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good

hope the jews take everything from you right down to the shirt off your back

dumb cunt

people with credit card debt are either paycheck to paycheck morons or unusually financially savvy

HIV is not the cause of AIDS

Genuinely despise Americans

why didn't Frodo just throw the ring in a different volcano? It may not have destroyed it, but who would be able to retrieve it?

>Celtic fans display Palestinian flags in solidarity with 17 Palestinian protesters killed in Land Day protests
love paddies

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Love watching reviews. Especially when it's just spastics running about in a costume for 10 minutes in a 12 minute review

its obvious you spend way to much of your time here and think it actually fucking matters. wake up no one cares how funny you attempt to be

>hey guys look how much time I have to waste by posting some meaningless hateful shit about someone else. aren't I sooo cool? xD

you're a fucking loser go read a book or do something productive instead of wasting your time with literal slobbering retards on this site. its not even ironic or funny its literally braindead retarded.

the end. goodbye

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we aren't leaving matey, get used to it

sauron would still overwhelm middle earth

>Land Day
imagine being this beta

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the gf

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don't appreciate the nasty posts ITT
dial it back

>having outstanding debt
sign of a lower lifeform

review of what

M I N I
I N
N I
I N I M

Jesus he looks like a fucking linebacker in bad drag
why do people do this to themselves?

post bugs normie cunt

says the nonce

mine

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You can get credit cards without having a job?

Why the fuck would you want a credit card without a job

haven't wanked in a week

what's the bank got to lose?

*smacks your willy*

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>Not being a jobless single virgin nazi makes you a soyboy which is a bad thing.
Interesting....

neat bug

these 'people' are mentally ill.
what they need is medical treatment, not other retards enabling their perverted degeneracy.

Thanks for your unwanted and useless insight bro

youtube.com/watch?v=4pSKPQJYYjg
ray ray got a nigga straight

getting my daily dose of fantano and reviewbrah

The only thing you really know about me is
That's all you'll ever know

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nonce

is what thailad is

>bro
FOY

get sad and lonely when no one speaks to me :'(

...

blackthony cucktano here, today I am reviewing the renowned racist donald drumpf. FUCK DRUMPF, he gets a strong 0/10

*locks you in an opaque, soundproof box*

it's not so much about the you's you know?

i just want someone to have a conversation with me rather than force it by talking to someone about menial shite

im so alone, woe is me etc

>blackthony cucktano here
he would probably say this