You made it and just cashed out 10 billion. What kind of weird shit could you do with that cash?

Build a very large bird sanctuary for ravens and crows. Befriend the ravens by bribing them with gold and silver. Train them to speak. Train them to repeat the word nevermore. Train them to follow me everywhere and repeat the word nevermore on command. See vid for further explanation.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rIX_6TBeph0

I think I'd find the most sought after woman on earth and see how much it'd cost to shit in her mouth.

Make a statue

Good, finally an user who feels something.

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Start saving the white race

Sex slaves. A lot of them.

I'd pay aryan girls to let them selves get impregnated by me, so I can ruin the white race one girl at a time.

I'd fly in instagram models, just to beat them up, and fly them back first class. Always wanted human punching bag.

I'd never shit in a toilet. My shit is royalty now and will be fed to people I hate.

I'd use my money to change laws. Any law I want will be changed by me, for me.

I would purchase nukes, and blow up random parts of the world just to watch stuff go kaboom, and use my money to get away with it.

I'd pay hundreds of people to wreck havoc at random places and events just so I can watch the news later and say "that was me!"

And the best part is, I wouldn't even be the worst rich guy in the world in terms of fucking shit up. But I'd try my best to be the top 100. I could probably do all of this with much less than 10 billion too.

You really overestimate what 10 billion can do if you think you can get away with using nukes.

Everyone knows you are a cunt trying do some cunt activism.

He's right though.

This user and I are going to buy an island where we will breed and raise sex slaves for the ultra rich while simultaneously expanding our nuclear arsenal until we become enough of a threat that we sit on the UN security council.

>What kind of weird shit could you do with that cash?
Buy shitcoins

Build a pyramid.

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Breed/raise? Nah, that takes years and years and years. I like an idea of buying an island to seclude hundreds of sex slaves.

That was partially a joke. But tens of thousands is enough buying power to get politicians to change laws. Can you imagine what tens of millions could do if given to everyone who handles nukes?

Interesting, would I be able to rent some of this pyramid for storage space?

>I like an idea of buying an island to seclude hundreds of sex slaves.

This is what years and years or even decades of sitting alone in front of a box does to young men.

Or what years and years or even decades of having an insane amount of money does to old men.

Probably just live a wholesome life without doing much of some vain and extravagant faggotry.

Absolutely, we will make it user.

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>Buy the island
>kidnapp women to be on your sex slave island
>realize how much of an immoral piece of shit you are

Shit, when you put it like that I guess I'm a billionaire in kind.

fund a 48-episode live-action adaptation of Tomizawa's seminal manga masterpiece, Milk Closet.

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>weird shit

Reinvest it in XRP

This is what sexual frustration and shallow society does to young men.

I wouldn't kidnap anyone. I'd hire others to do so.

>I'd hire others to do so

Still an immoral piece of shit.

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>one of your hired thugs gets caught
>money trsil leads to you
>jailed
>10 billion wasted
>other richfags don't care because you aren't part of their cabal
>all because you wanted to turn some gay ass fantasy into reality

Fuck cryptocoins desu
I've been on crypto for 5 years because of you guys telling me I'd become millionaire but I only made near $100k (almost $20k per year).
I am already tired to this shit,

Absolutely! I have rooms starting from as little as 500,000 USD per year

youtube.com/watch?v=LLBsf1pe7EY

If you just put that 20k from the first year all into btc and held you'd have more than 100k now even including the crash so I'm pretty sure you're either lying or retarded.

This but unironically

Buy up Hasbro stock and ensure MLP:FIM is being run forever. It would be like the Days of Our Lives.

Plus, all of the remakes.
>Ben Hur remake with ponies.
>Braveheart with ponies
>Enemy at the gates wih ponies

> thinking rich people get jailed

>implying Madoff isn't in jail

even if you didn't get thrown in prison you'd be on the run for the rest of your life. you need to be clever and well-connected to get away with heinous crimes like that.

Mainly for kangz n sheeeit

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That's not how the meme works.

The life

mail dragon dildos to all of my former teachers

Make everybody else poorer

> reddit: the post

Embarassing desu

Book a massive stadium for a Justin Bieber concert. Then just sit alone in the front row staring at him emotionless.

im just here wondering how much itd cost to indulge my degenerate fetishes with women i wanted to fuck back in college. honestly, would 1 million be enough for each of them? would 500k be? 250k? this is starting to be some new retarded goal to determine how long till i cash out my crypto shit.

No longer settle for the shit versions of things/services.
And hookers that cater to my very specific fetishes.

jesus christ im such a poorfag I don't even know what I COULD do, that would be overwhelming

Shit in the mouth of Queen of England

bumping for ideas

i'd still lay in bed depressed

Buy an island and live like a king
Buy land on Moon and Mars once they are available

If I'm being honest then I would probably woo my oneitis. She would certainly change her opinion of me if I had 10 billion. Well she would at least pretend to. She would let me take her on expensive dates, buy her lavish gifts and take her on luxury vacations. She would tell me no sex until marriage because she isn't like that anymore. We would get married with no prenup because I don't want to get her mad and they don't work anymore anyways and I'm sure we can make it work. After maybe a year or two she would get pregnant. When the kid is about two years old I would probably suspect her of cheating because we stopped having sex a long time ago. I would secretly get the child DNA tested and it would turn out to not be mine. When confronted she would turn it around on me and say my lack of trust is part of the reason she cheated. I would apologize and tell her I want to work it out, but she would tell me to leave or she is calling the cops. During our divorce proceedings she would accuse me of mental and emotional abuse and she would get alimony, the house and full custody. I would still have to pay child support even though it's not mine because I helped raised the kid. I would become an alcoholic and hire high class escorts to pretend they like me. I would drunkenly call her one night to see how her and the kid are doing only to wake up to the Sheriff's knocking on my door and handing me an emergency restraining order. I would get into my Porsche 911(the only thing I got to keep in the divorce) and drive off the cliffs in Malibu.

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I would buy minecraft and stop them from ongoingly fucking it up
#Notch'sVision

damn

I would pay for men to be turned into living feminine sex dolls. Extensive surgeries performed on them so they’d turn into bimbos, huge breasts, big juicy lips. They’d abandon their previous lives and live with me in my mansion where they’d service my every need. I’d need that vast amount of money to convert men who don’t even want to be girls, but are desperate for money. I’d let them go free with their millions once they get too old and ugly, and I’d bring in younger ones to replace them.

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Probably find a hollywood actress to fuck. Amber Heard perhaps

C-can I keep my penis?

Yes, because I’d want variety.

Probably just find 5 or so very attractive white women and have them as mine. Agree with them that I can have as many children with them as possible. I'd alternate and have them at different stages of pregnancy continuously.

I would ensure that they were catered for, along with our children, for the entirety of our lives. I would try my best to contribute to the white race.

I would also pay other, trusted white people to have children. Many of them.

You don't need $10 billion to be a Mormon, user.

whypipo dyin out. continue dreamin

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Sniff sniff reddit.....

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>get 10 billion dollars
>get the sauce on those funbags
>get my sauce on those funbags
(Lindsey Pelas)

Hmmm, maybe also lock them in chastity devices so they can't cum unless allowed to?

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Lindsey Pelas nude

I could finally pay for a woman to fulfill my disgusting and shameful fetishes.

buy Jow Forums or reddit and do some weird shit

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This is Jow Forums, not Bing.

youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

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If you have that kind of money. Or win the lottery by chance, you must know.

You'll start a new life. Your old friends are gone. Your family is probably gone. And move to a location where you know nobody. You can never tell/show someone you have this amount of money and need to lie when questions are asked.

Keep posting here because I am horribly addicted to this website.

this
Im gonna pay 40+ milf for a week together.
Im gonna make her watch all my favourite tara tainton, xev, natasha and mindi mink videos, while I will be on no fap then im gonna make a glorious mommy fetish fantasy come true

literally the only thing that keeps me going

Why not also sponsor her daughter to become your slave wife... you can then train them into degenerate incest fantasies

wow this is my dream come true. sign me up

Good taste. Tara makes my dick ultra-diamonds, no matter her saggy tits.

im not into young chicks user

its fucked up I know

buy senators & members of parliament. Set up my own intelligence agency find people in power that are susceptible to blackmail, set up black mail scheme. To what end you ask, to shut down central banks. its what the truly rich do to protect their postion!

Correct answer

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Genius.

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This is great. It sounds like a lot of fun as well.

For what purpose?
Just get regular women

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Buy all rope companies, whitelist trips for rope coin, use all rope on earth to hang myself from the moon.

carve giant waifu face on the surface of the moon

Develop and Build an ocean plastic collection ship.

This but
16 year old latina, then 17 yo Ukranian and Belarusian gts

I would use part of this money to secretly develop an objective, non-biased test, that would rate the quality of human beings, and then test girls all over the world, taking those with the highest potential to become my concubines.
After that, I would use that technology and the results to make even more money, eventually forcing all HR sectors to fire feminists and use my test as a guideline (while also selling graded sperm to the same feminists that wanted to be strong independent mothers).
I would build a private school to raise my kids in, and in thirty years or so would just buy (or build) a few islands and create a new country there.

>all these degenerates
>sex slaves

I'd rent a private army to help the Boers escape South Africa

WE MUST SECURE A FUTURE FOR THE WEISS

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not that feel please

actual kek

BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP