I've just farted and i shitted a little

i've just farted and i shitted a little.

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STOP EMULATING AMERICANS

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bruh even i'm smart enough to know that past tense of "shit" is "shat"

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For real though how do people actually end up sharting themselves irl? Are some people born with weak sphincter muscles with nerves that don't work or something? It should be easy to tell the difference between having to fart and having to shit. They are different sensations entirely.

Lemme guess, OP is Ritsu.

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i hope so. i hope its not someone actually trying to be malicious.

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whats the past tense for sharted

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Sounds like you might have to go south and teach him a lesson.

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Sharted is already the past tense. If you refer to having experienced a shart in the past, you would say "I sharted". Shart is simply the word for the action itself.

its already in past tense!

i was about book a flight but i asked him and its not him

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You sure?

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yeah. i've known ritsu for a while and i don't have any reason to distrust him. its probably the previous "i kill niggers guy".

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>he doesn't realize that sarcasm can't be detected on the internet

>he thinks his correction matters

Yeah I dismissed the “Ritsu is trolling theory” as soon as I saw someone impersonating him and doing a terrible job.

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>i do not realize, thus, my Jow Forums plans go into nigmode

discord faggot

Sure it doesn't really matter in a place like this but generally speaking it's better to not be retarded.

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oh i see so since you are allowed to be retarded here you are also being retarded here right now. i got it

i dont know whether to call this out for being a discord thread or yonkerspost for being a thread about shitting
ill do both

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you must be mentally disabled to actually enjoy poo yonker posting. i mean i cant blame you for your brain. but its a eye sore for everyone else. just a mental note for you

>on bant
its a given that i am mentally disabled

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truly ascended. also where the fuck do you get all those images from? is it you?

i just told you i was mentally retarded
does this look like the face of the mentally ret
ok probably me

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