Question time

Alright Jow Forums answer this for me: if I'm in the middle of the ocean where most international laws don't apply, can I buy and sell crypto tax free?

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probably not, sounds like a brainlet idea.

>i'm in international waters, therefore i can murder somebody without consequence

im sure theres some shit like residence or the registration of the boat involved

That's exactly right; murder is completely legal in the middle of the ocean look it up. Why wouldn't crypto?

>15 second google search
>first results discuss jurisdiction of crime goes to wherever boat is registered

just like i thought. im sure theres even more rules and case law that apply i didnt even bother to look into yet.

i know brainlet wojacks are spammed here constantly, but congrats on this, seriously. of all places, Jow Forums is the one to spoonfeed you a reality check on your harebrained fantasy.

What if you burn your social security card and build a raft out of milk jugs?

What if you build your own boat and don't register it anywhere?

>user googles: what happen if I murder someone in the ocean
>tries to make biz look like brainless
>smug.jpg
>next day apprehended by nsa

>apprehended by nsa

the nsa sends the cia to do their dirty work for them dummy.

how the fuck do you brainlets actually survive in the world?

>if i burn my social security card that means i no longer have an ss number

youve got to be memeing me here. i know there must be actual people that believe this though, unfortunately

google it up, faggot. im sure if you're a US citizen thats another source of jurisdiction. go ahead and google your follow up questions i know youre going to have to, like, what if i dont have an ID and refuse to give my name

Lol nigga your ss card is like a private key for your life. If you forget that number you're fuckin nobody

forgetting your number and burning your card are two different things, and have no effect on whether or not the government has a number for you

neiss trap NSA but people can't get jailed simply for joogling how to murder someone in the ocean. there's that one case of that mother who killed her daughter and she got away with it...scott free..and they found very suspicious "how to kill" search queries in her computer/browser records.

to answer your question, OP: yeah you would need to basically have no citizenship, build your own boat, have your own internet beamed to that boat, learn how to sail, sail into international waters whilst avoiding any navy from domestic or foreign countries, and figure out a way to buy/mine crypto so that you have crypto to trade in the first place.

or you could just go live in a country where they don't tax you for crypto gainz and get citizenship there.

building your own boat doesnt make sense either. realistically, youd get dinged for failing to register it.

Damn Jow Forums is getting smarter. Alright riddle me this then: what if I have a child in the middle of the ocean (no ss number) and then I make a boat in the middle of the ocean and put my child on it and teach him how to trade crypto. What then?

he gets fucked because of KYC

He's using a DEX. Checkmate

your train of thought is lacking exactly the same thing as Jow Forums: flags

If burger, no. Taxed on worldwide income, so do it in space, on mars or something

> 1) anons unite to fund and build floaty island in international waters
> 2) ???
> 3) massive profits

Fuck goddammit why didn't i think of that? Ok last question Jow Forums what if I went to space and used a decentralized internet provider and then started mining/selling crypto? This is a serious question.
>inb4 elon musk
>mfw this whole thing was a shill for Skycoin
>mfw I have no face

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good luck, no such thing as space.

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professor candyman is that u?