Why dont you guys start a legitmate business?

it would be a lot easier than guessing charts all day. if you had 1k, and you had to start a business asap, and make cash within the next week, what would it be? legal of course.

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crypto mutual fund for me and my mum.

What businesses can I start with $45k?

Well dingus. If it's so Fucking easy why are you asking fellow nons?

Take your 1k, buy a gun and a bullet and put it in your head.

If it were so easy wouldn't everybody just start thousand dollar businesses?

Man you are a Fucking neet.

Shia has been unironically improving my life, I watch his motivation video everyday

buy website, hosting, learn paid ads, sell a service, charge 500-1k. whats so hard about this?

Ok then do it, I'll visit your site and earn you some revenue.

same question but with $80k

If only it were that easy to start a business with just 1k...

But that's exactly why I am in crypto. So I can get the funds to start my own business without relying on bank loans.

I am unfortunate enough to be born in a commie third world dictatorship (Australia if you are wondering) and the cultural elites here only cater to boomers and chinks. Young people are hated, and technology even more so, we had out NBN purposfully fucked over just so rich fuck elites could sell boomers a shitty aussie netflix spin off and make them keep buying physical newspapers.

I am young and want to start a game dev company with my crypto funds. If the Australian government knew this, not only would I be denied a loan, I'd probably be jailed for premeditated fun and intent to cause fun to others.

ok i will, where shall i contact you once i get my first check?

are you able to learn programming and just start building your games?

No I am a pathetic ideas guy with zero skills that no game company would ever want to hire, but my brother is learning programming so he could be my code monkey, but I need to hire some other fags as well to do art and sound and animation and all that shit. I could make levels in an editor though to keep me from being a completely useless "creative director".

what about unreal engine? is that worth a shot? whats to say, creating like a demo of a game, and then running a kickstarter campaign?

Did you start a business?
Do you have any idea how risky it is? Nevermind the initial investment depending on the sector/profession.

>it would be a lot easier than guessing charts all day.
heh, that's where you're fuckin wrong kiddo (assuming you're not a moron)

ok, explain

well that depends on what type. a restaurant yeah, thats 1 mil. anything else, you can make it happen

it has been far easier for me to guess charts all day than to start a business

In America, minorities get loans and tax breaks that Whites do not. Same with corporations vs small startups. So it's not an easy thing to do. I would sooner start a business in a foreign country with a lower jew to human ratio (which I am thinking of doing soon actually).

I only need the site from you to help you earn. I don't need proof you neet.
You can't do shit with a grand.

Your best investment would to literally buy some weed or a half ounce of coke, cut it and repeat.

got it ok thanks

da jews

>you cant do shit with a grand

i dont understand. if you have a service, and use paid ads promoting a free trial of service, that traffic goes to a landing page that doesnt suck, sell them on the backend, you cost for the entire month may be 500. you cant get 2-5 clients and make 10x your money back within a month? i mean its freelancing, not building a saas or dapps

I do liners, filters, chemical systems etc. For pools. I started with under a 1000 in tools and average about 500 a day profit from April through October 90% is in cash.

Trust me you can't start anything if you can't DO anything.

I'm a dev myself, I can do pretty much everything to get a game afloat (albeit with shit quality in most sectors I'm not prominent in, such as art); right now I'm about 2 years in a fucking fan game, using a premade engine (unity) and ripped off most of the assets (art/musics/sounds) and I'm barely reaching the end now.

That's with absolutely 0 investment (but my time) but high quality stuff (since I'm ripping it off other games).
Now imagine funding a game company where you have to employ people to do all of that.

Not only you may not even reaching the quality of my FREE fan game, but it will also take more time since you have to actually produce stuff rather than "simply" rip it. It's also a money sucking nightmare, and that's without any guarantee that you'll make your money back selling your game.

Do everyone you're involved with a favour, and learn some practical skills. You can't do it alone (as you already understood) even if you can do everything, but if you're being a liability in a team you'll just slow everyone down to the point you may even lose money.

Last advice is to aim for dirt low quality for you first game. As soon as I'm done with what I'm on I'll do just that, a shit game. One that will take low effort and time investment to get out but entirely made of my hands so I can capitalize on it.
The secret is here, keep your production costs as low as humanly possible.

marketing is an inhuman task IMO

Interesting, how do you market yourself?

how scummy is your freelance service that you engage the type of people who click on ads?
as a programmer I can't imagine how that would work
are you sure you aren't one of those affiliate marketing scumbags?

Introduced myself to pool stores and offered sales man a cut of the jobs I pulled the first year I would basically throw them cash every couple of weeks for things they wouldn't male money on other wise. In turn when customers call asking for services they funnel me the jobs and I run the sales of what ever products the people buy through them so they build up their commissions on top of the kick backs. I also worked my way into doing estimates this year for my main place. I get 75 to go do in field estimates for pools + another 75 if it sells + 5% of the install price from the installer. It cost me marking paint and estimate book and is done in my free time. I've sold 200k in jobs from February until now I sell about 70% of the potential jobs I'm sent. I grew up and live in one of the boroughs of NYC there's a lot of ways to hustle up money especially for dependable smart white kids with common sense since most are lazy and guys need more than mexicans.

No one cares about your hippie morals, old man, people in this world make money off of other people. Works in crypto too. Get back to your commie commune