/smg/ - Stock Market General

thats what they WANT you to think

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It's time for that Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating, how're you doing?

I'm having a pulled pork sandwich with chips and I'm down but not out. Got 15.50 calls on SLV, the volume and incoming Shitposting got me feeling comfy.

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SPY finishes up 2% today. Screencap this and shit on me if I'm wrong.

I want to lick her feet

Holding onto some comfy TVIX my man.

bagel sanwhich

I wanna kiss those feet

Got SPY puts, they're up 160% today.

Holy shit, any fellow Krautfags notice the 42% jump by USE? Apparently the nearly bankrupt erotic-shop was saved by some kind of private equity firm.. Will it continue this course next week, or is the opportunity to get rich quick from a literal dildo-pennystock over?

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Based lunchbro who follow religiously /smg/-sama’s advice and is patrician rich as fuck

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>tfw no Reckitt Benkiser on robinhood

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what? that sounds hilarious. Dildo bailouts?

is tvix the play?

I'm holding over the weekend, we're only getting started.

>The Eternal Bear
>Bullish on a bearish as fuck day
>SPY down by 1.5% already
What did he mean by this?

You missed the 9.8 buy just now. it might not go below 9.95 now.

yes
i prefer UVXY personally but not sure why tbqh

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>not filtering out all tripfags

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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based stable MU

>start over

I'll take a stab, are you Spin? He usually posts business waifus

might as well get back in bed

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yeah
its ya boy

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That was from paper trading

r-right?

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Sweet, you doing good?

>CASI 10 Cents away from Hitting my Short Order

STOP BATING ME YOU WHORE

I don't know, but I'm tempted to throw money at it. Closed at €0,025 so if in the next week it goes up to even just one €uro, that'll be sick gains..

doin pretty good thanks
up 30% year to date
how are you

filtered

LFIN update: Pajeet is going to prison, stock will reopen and go to the MID-TEENS (cents), congrats to anyone else holding puts

if tesla is over 300 again, why arent my dank stocks like Alibaba and Rite Aid recovering

Same but I'm only up 20% for now, just waiting for spring to thaw out this wasteland

:^)

i'll take it off, just know im always here with you /rgt/
forever

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It's going to 0

youtube.com/watch?v=2scZbwMLxbY

Shitpost link!

TSLA was successfully de-levered from the rest of the economy.

Because they're not making meme posts on Twitter
>Need your stock to gain 25% over a week? Just make a meme joke post on Twittter
>Want to crash the entire market with no survivors? Just make a meme trade war post on Twitter

Seriously FUCK Twitter.

y i k e s

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This

Mind postin ur nico folder?

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Holy hell LFIN never to reopen LMAO

at which point my $12.50 puts will be worth... lemme do the math here... $1250 per contract, a modest 400% gain. I only regret not buying more

wew

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Didn't Elon Musk's April Fools tweet bout Tesla going broke unironically tank the stock?

I have at least 500 pics so I do mind

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Thanks for the free lunch low volume buy bots; now lets get back to the selling.

>"Pump it"

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NVCN NVCN NVCN NVCN NVCN NVCN NVCN NVCN NVCN NVCN NVCN NVCN

I'm holding 30000 shares until it gets to 50 cents. To the moon!!!!

WE"RE GOING GOLDEN BULL

This is definitely the calm before the storm, TVIX trading way too low for this chaos.

Guess I'll just stalk you then

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If thats your decision

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SLV, come back, don't do this.

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Bought some FB at $151. Nice.

whats yourere opinion on home depot

First

Pretty safe bet that tends to follow the market

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Bought TPB. Bullish on Vaping and Blunt wraps.

About to drop 6,000 on amrs senpai.
Wish me gains.

Which one of you was this lol

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>amrs

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That has to be somebody from here.

In at 6.75 and were recovering babayyy

mein sides

Job growth smaller than expected.
>REEEE THE SKY IS FALLING!
Chicken little much?
Look how much lower ones before it were

Anybody see Cramer give the most boomer response to TVIX traders in history?

well be fine, unless you bought the contracts expiring today. then youre fucked

did i miss the shitpost yet? what happened

no but hes right. if youre just buying and holding it, youre doing it wrong. its mostly just an indicator. give me options or give me death

vocaroo.com/i/s121fset1FJe

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I'ma need a rundown.

threadsphere.bid/-36715AJQC/DCfo?rndad=26014004200f8a920162f0c861ad778-1523034535
Sorry for potato quality

>bitcorn down
>markets down
>worthless bond yields
what do? use fiat as toilet paper?

Call me crazy guys, but I think I've found a strong connection betwen the S&P500 and a ticker called $SPY. Can't believe manipulation this blatant is even allowed.

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>vocaroo.com/i/s121fset1FJe

one good hearty kek

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>“The new safe haven is now volatility,” said Christopher Stanton, chief investment officer at California-based Sunrise Capital LLC. “It’s the one thing that’s pretty much guaranteed.”

In the olden days, back in January, people were worried that investors were too complacent, because they expected recent low volatility to continue forever. Now investors expect recent high volatility to continue forever? It's nice that they've found a safe haven.

TVIX is cancelling my loss from RUN

It's all so tiresome.

is that with it overlayed? hory shit user you might be right...

>no but hes right. if youre just buying and holding it
Who the hell buys and holds TVIX, look at the current economical circumstances, I literally cannot think of a better time to get in on TVIX.

holy shit

HUGE if true

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vocaroo.com/i/s0Xjqib6fkfi

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why were you guys all holding onto that one still? didnt it go for a 30% run like last week? thats when its time to go unless youre holding for a longer term.

yeah but trading it is suicide unless you write covered calls against it. atleast UVXY has an options market. way fucking easier to trade and manage risk. i cant imagine he would bitch about that. its essentially just a baby version of VIX futures. not a goddamn thing wrong with that imo

I really want to go to that link but i'm 99% certain it is filled with trojans and malware.

Fried shrimp with shrimp fried rice. Sitting today out licking my wounds from this week.

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Are you a genius or something?

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