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maisie

niggers with nice big nigger willies

reading about are chris chan lads

>Aside of making the following weird and puzzling video productions, he has also picked up a few nuggets of wisdom from the games. Blathers, the owl who runs the museum in the games, has the habit of rambling about things you donate to the museum, until he realizes he's boring you, at which point he usually ends the infodump with "but I digress...". In the 15th slide of The Sonichu Chronicles Chris said that he picked up this phrase from the game, yet he tends to use it only in writing and not when he's actually boring people to tears in other forms of communication.

who else /acing midterms/

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DANCING, WE GOTTA FEEL THE LIGHT IS FLASHING
I SEND THE POWER TO MYSELF
DANCING, WE GOTTA DANCE UNTIL THE MORNING
I SEND MY KISSES TO MY FRIENDS

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this is a Sutherland general.

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Think I got a fish bone stuck in my throat

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so true
we had a male teacher who was an absolute cunt to us and never gave out to the girls even though they were just as bad

Literally the opposite. Every woman I have ever had close relations with has mentally been a neurotic infant.

benders have the easy life
>BUT HIV
already a pill that fixes that

snap

going to a school and putting a girl in trouble atm

>go to a school and try to find a girl getting in trouble. you won't.

When I was 14, a bunch of 12 year old girls ganged up on one of their own and anally raped her with the leg of a chair.

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hot

ah yes the dutch

Girls are seen as more organised, more interested in learning and more rule abiding. Of course teachers love them.

>When I was 14, a bunch of 12 year old girls ganged up on one of their own and anally raped her with the leg of a chair.

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Call me a soyboy one more time...

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top banter

Once a whole bunch of girls got in trouble at my school for using the email server to send bitchy emails to each other

Nelson Mandela's died again

did you sniff and lick the leg afterwards?

>five nights at freddy's tattooes
soychild

What happened to the girls as punishment?

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the one that got in trouble was the one that got raped

when I was at school the only bullies were women AND YOU LEARNT TO PUT UP WITH IT AND YOU LIKED IT

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i can smell the blackboard LMS font from here

Remember bullying this kid when I was 4 by pinning him down with some other lads and pulling his pants down to expose his willy
He didn't turn out well and I feel a bit guilty

This sounds like one of those urban legends that every school has. Like the one kid who committed suicide by shoving a pencil up his nose and slamming it on a desk

eye for an eye...

I'm imagining a bunch of smurf Taiwanese do this and having a hearty kek

snap

god i wish i went to that school

cute

They got sent off to a school for teens with behavioral issues. The victim fell into severe depression and was in therapy ever since.

No, she was a nice quite sweet girl.

>that'll be 5.08, excluding a tip, sir

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happened at my school and i got full marks in all my exams

I love you
You love me
We like things that taste of WEE

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did you ever try and bang her to cheer her up

had a rumour one of the PE teachers bit some kid's ear off

my willy's all tingly

Ray Wilkins is dead lads

one of the chavs at my secondary took a dump on the astro

>"yeah no there really is a secret tunnel somewhere in the school that goes straight to the girls school up the road"
cant believe i actually fucking fell for that shit

Need a cheeky finger up my arse, lads

the virgin post

he that youtuber from years ago who used to review funny vids

really hope everything goes well with the 6.8

guide me through this struggle xanax

>if everyone can get 150/100?
median was 80 lad

let that sink in for a bit

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Steal this from Jow Forumsbraincels mate?

>we've never seen before

Well I guarantee you've never seen it David.

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No. She is crazy now. Years of depression and meds do that to you. She's a recluse who only goes out to walk her dog.

(tell me why!) im stuck as a virgin with rage
(tell me why!) i so need a cute girl my age
(tell my why) i never wanna hear you say:
"i have a boyfren"

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Now that I think of it there were a lot of benders among the teachers in my school
One of the chaplains had gone to Canada to marry another man

dave on the ropes

nice cope
multichoice are for freshers, i am taking a grad course sweaty xx

you should buy her a nice 3 legged chair

someone pooed on the back seat of the bus when we were on a school trip

i can really relate to this

>tfw no traumatised reclusive shy gf

don't think she'd appreciate the banter

what the fuck is a "cope"
reeks of american negro speak for some reason

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I remember when me and the rugby lads went to Scarborough and we all took turns shagging the fit PE teacher at the back of the bus the entire way

best SSRI?

cope is thru the ruf on this one ngl

right specimen this one

bit gay

I'm confused, did the chair leg remain up there or did she pull it out?

bender

fine, lop one of her dogs legs off then

jay

I think that's a word in the Dictionary

some say it's still up there

still in there to this day

mincer

not traumatised just a mental case
too ugly to rape

poof

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Gmail just banned my account again, getting too many messages from supermodels this time

[WTB]schizo iranian maniac gf

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We had an I.T teacher who got kicked out after sexting 18 year old pupils randomly, after this a lot of school desk graffiti popped up calling her a slag

Also had a Physics teacher who 'ran away' after a Russian student complained that he talked to her like a retard who didn't understand English (she did)

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I find her pretty do you not

its not gay if you don't cum innit