I just recently learned that women have 2 holes in their pussy, one to pee and one to fuck

The holes of polish women are both for german dick so it wont be a problem for you.

The holes of german women are both for nigger dick so it wont be a problem for you.

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be my guest friend, polish women are truly disgusting beasts
only Ukrainian migration will save us

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>Germans have such tiny pencil dicks that they can fit into the urethra

Why are germans so fat? I bet they form the majority of the Americans. Togheter with the Brits.

What's even weirder is that they don't piss out of their clit, which is just a non-developed penis.

hahah no fucking way

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I only said that i own it not that i put my dick into it my loq IQ mutt friend.

First you have to split labia to the sides so that you could see it clearer and then take magnifying glass and search for vaginal opening that is located lower part of vagina. Then you take a funnel insert into vaginal opening and put the penis in the funnel repeatedly until the white substance come out of your penis and goes straight into her cervix.

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Duh. That's what people refer to when they say two in the pink (vaginal compartment), one in the stink (urine chute).

I don't know man, but this is sad indeed.
youtube.com/watch?v=tsOLYjYomAw

>is it common knowledgs in your country?
not sure, probably isn't. i learnt it on my own
>how do i pick the right hole?
it's the biggest one to the bottom.... oops you inserted in her anus instead

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Some people make the mistake.

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Jesus

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there's 3 holes actually, the secret hole only opens for the man she truly loves. if you can't find it then she doesn't love you, logically.

I dont like looking at vaginas
they are scary
sure, it feels good to put my dick in it, but i dont have to watch that
i dont like the look of it at all
the dick next to it makes it even worse
i dont like to look at genitals in general
all that the vagina is missing are teeth

+1 confirm

peder

same
assholes(female) look way cuter

>polish education
Just watch how they put the dick in on porn you fucking virgin

please help us find the right hole
we are going extinct because of this

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aaAAAAAaaaooOOOOOooouuuUUUUuuuaaaAAAAA

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I literally lost my virginity 3 weeks ago
Ask me anything

How old are you?

Was your partner a virgin too?

It's impossible to put dick into pee hole.

I had a gf once. I asked all these question right away.
How many holes she had, how much blood comes out, etc

was she a russian hooker

see

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No :(
Hey I'm not into white girls

The pee hole is way too small to put in anything.

Russians aren't white though

Just check which one has your wallet in it.

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clever post

What if I told you guys also have two holes. A urine hole and a sperm hole. And if you fuck a penis with your penis then you cant see in which one its going.

I wonder how people know when they're sounding.

Do not listen to this guy and I would really like to give you a medal for being a non-white who has honor (something which cannot be said of the Turks): good on you, .

The first few times I just dangled it there until they put it inside the right one

My first few times were absolutely embarrassing, they should talk about it in schools or encourage parents to discuss it

This. You should be able to practise with your teacher.

Were you traumatized? Poor little leaf.

this is what happens when you miss vagina

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Does this hurt?

Throw a coin

Delete this.

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yep
but it's not deadly
t. been there done that got the herpes

You'd know if you actually manage to pick any wrong hole. Good luck trying though.

no more than a mosquito bite

It's like a USB stick, you just shove it in one and if it doesn't fit you pull it out and try the other one over and over until it works.

the dick doesn't fit through the urethra, you dumbfuck.
well, yours might.

Why do blacks always go for fatties?

oh shit. what has science dome

When your dick is hard push it real hard against the bottom of the vagina (closer to her ass) and if she is wet it should just like slide in naturally.

>how do i pick the right hole?
sounds like you're young and you still jave your whole life ahead of you. Try them both, don't pigeonhole yourself yet. You'll find which is the right one for you soom enough

because they are the easiest with the lowest standards.

Kek ;)

>tfw the only vaginas I've seen were dead and covered in formaldehyde

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g-greentext?

commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Azvag.jpg

Eh it's not as weird as it sounds, it was part of an splanchnology class at college.

I had no idea that vaginas had holes until last year. for some reason I had always assumed that vaginas caused the penis to liquefy until it was withdrawn where it re-solidifies. not sure why I thought this, I didn't watch porn really.

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this can't be real

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>liquefy
You mean kind of like how your fingers end up if you're in the water too long or that your dick literally becomes a fluid?

Are you literally 12?

>br*tish education

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I thought the penis would turn into water when pushed against the vagina then solidify when pulled out

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Well user, it's time to watch porn.

how do you make your gf to cum
i'm starting to think that is merely impossible or maybe hers vagina is denervated

let her have some BIG BRITISH COCK

hellre en rövare i Polen än en polare i röven

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you guys are equally ugly and repulsive as generic pole so i woudn't bet on that advice

i need real protips, technics secret methods etc

>i'm starting to think that is merely impossible
to be honest i think so too and that girls don't care unless they're westernized. that when they're inloved with you they're satisfied of you feeling right
the vagina has a lot of sensitive nerves but the """""pleasure""""" point is the clitoris, from the tip outside to the seat in the inside
and i say """"pleasure"""" with lots of quotes because lately this thot told me girls don't feel good when touched directly on the clit, they feel ELECTRIC SHOCK. too much stimulation
so just make the girl feel good in whole body instead of focusing on her vagina or clitoris or whatever

looks like someone hasn't spent enough time on /gif/

Did you learn that on r9k yesterday? I saw the thread

Start watching porn.

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How old are you?

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vaginas are fucking disgusting, seriously

trolo

23

tfw 2 dickholes

The pee hole has the best taste, specially if you pick the girl on a party/bar where she drank lot of alcohol and because of that peed a lot. That strong pussy smell full of pheromones is the best

>Do not listen to this guy # and I would really like to give you a medal for being a non-white who has honor (something which cannot be said of the Turks): good on you, .

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didn't you have biology class growing up

what the fuck

Can you tell the story?
Did you figure out which hole to put your peener in?