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5 kilo girl

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what????
lol okay
bye bye
wow sure you do you sadist...
cute russian idols...
my taste >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your taste okay?
>Actually I have ate them very long time ago maybe I wouldn't hate them as much as I was a lil kiddo
I used to hate all the fast food when I was a kid now I think its delicious even if I don't eat it often at all
good taste I love those high tech body suits too probably one day in the future we will get them too

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2D >>> 3DPD

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where is everyone?

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...belong to me, thanks :)
>my taste >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your taste okay?
ahmmmm how about NO
>I used to hate all the fast food when I was a kid now I think its delicious even if I don't eat it often at all
wut? you mean you hated kebabs, pizza, burgers and stuff like that? how is that even possible I always loved them
>good taste I love those high tech body suits too probably one day in the future we will get them too
thanks, would you were one too?

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Greetings

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NO! Anastasia is MINE!
>ahmmmm how about NO
how about yes?
>wut? you mean you hated kebabs, pizza, burgers and stuff like that? how is that even possible I always loved them
yes I hated all of them just didn't taste very good I don't know why
>thanks, would you were one too?
of course they look very cool wouldn't you?
Aigis is a sex bot

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>NO! Anastasia is MINE!
heh nope
>how about yes?
heh still nope
>yes I hated all of them just didn't taste very good I don't know why
weird very weird when I was a kid I just ordered from child menu(pizzas and stuff) and it was great
>of course they look very cool wouldn't you?
I don't know men don't look very cool in them, but women look freaking hot(as hot fresh out of the stove pancakes)

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this is how it goes
hot, lame, hot, hot

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>heh nope
umm yes
>heh still nope
still yes
>weird very weird when I was a kid I just ordered from child menu(pizzas and stuff) and it was great
I just wanted the toy not the food desu
>I don't know men don't look very cool in them, but women look freaking hot(as hot fresh out of the stove pancakes)
well I think of it that as long as it looks cool its worthy to wear
more body suits for me, you can just continue wearing stuff that isn't cool

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hated NGE
loved tengen toppa

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KAAAAMINA

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Ok your taste is better, but you give Anastasia to me, deal?
>I just wanted the toy not the food desu
You would be a nice brother, I would eat all of your food
>more body suits for me, you can just continue wearing stuff that isn't cool
well if they would have some cool technology in them then I would, but not for the looks unless they would really look cool as fuck

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Both had 'WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT' endings

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No, that doesn't seem fair
>You would be a nice brother, I would eat all of your food
not like that anymore baka
>well if they would have some cool technology in them then I would, but not for the looks unless they would really look cool as fuck
well obviously
Didn't Simon marry Nia and she just disappeared?

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>No, that doesn't seem fair
You can't have both of those things and I take Anastasia, thanks :)
p.s. it is totally fair
>not like that anymore baka
well I mean while growing up you probably don't even live with your brother anymore
>Didn't Simon marry Nia and she just disappeared?
Don't remember seen it like 100 years ago

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All I remember is Kamina death ahmm and fighting with huge ass robot that is the size of like 100 galaxies yeah wtf was that

no I need Anastasia instead
it isn't
>well I mean while growing up you probably don't even live with your brother anymore
oh yeah while growing up definitely
>Don't remember seen it like 100 years ago
yeah me too
ahaahha I thought how bigger can they make it lol

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White
See ya
Me= not sadist
Love Aegis
Android waifus>>>>>dpd
Android waifu=smart, always fit, loyal, great butt, always young, can protect you from gopniks, can take care of your smart house
3dpd=gets older, has body hair, might shit with a b*aby, might cheat on you, extremely duuuuuumb, on phone all the time, will get raped, lazy

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Ok have it I think I will be more than fine with my zombie
>yeah me too
well but it seems that you still remember
>ahaahha I thought how bigger can they make it lol
yeah I know that was insane at one point I think one of them even grabbed a galaxy in his palm and threw it to the other thing? insane in the membrane

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tccccccccccccch
bye lol
you are lol
yes I love her too
>Android waifus>>>>> (Dead)dpd
>Android waifu=smart, always fit, loyal, great butt, always young, can protect you from gopniks, can take care of your smart house
>3dpd=gets older, has body hair, might shit with a b*aby, might cheat on you, extremely duuuuuumb, on phone all the time, will get raped, lazy
exactly you put it perfectly

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>can protect you from gopniks
>needs protection
how cute

>Ok have it I think I will be more than fine with my zombie
okay works for me
>well but it seems that you still remember
I am good at remembering stuff that I like and not good at remembering stuff that I don't like
>yeah I know that was insane at one point I think one of them even grabbed a galaxy in his palm and threw it to the other thing? insane in the membrane
yeah I don't remember that but I remember them being crazy big bigger than universes and galaxy's and I couldn't take that too seriously myself

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?????
Good...
Yes, like Aegis, 2b, Yuki and that girl from Chobits and spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers (ikaihC)

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Yes? I cannot fight

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Also Charlotte belongs to me(don't you even start to deny it)
>I am good at remembering stuff that I like and not good at remembering stuff that I don't like
oh ok very useful information *writes this down*
>crazy big bigger than universes
wut

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yeah he is very weak he told me that his sister used to carry his backback for him all the time from school haha
nothing
yes....
Chaika yes... very good .... [s4s]... yes....

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Universe is infinite how is it possible to that thing being bigger

will have to deny cause Charlotte is my wife
>oh ok very useful information *writes this down*
that's useful? lol okay hahaha write it down
>wut
yeah.....

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Well then you should carry a knife
He can't be THAT weak, probably also lazy

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he is that weak yes....

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going to get a pizza desu

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Thing
>Chaika
Ugh, read it again
I don't know how to fight with it
I used to wear pepper spray, but I lost it

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no you can have Anastasia like I said, but Charlotte is def mine
Already did and I have 5 pages of information about you hehehehe

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>yeah he is very weak he told me that his sister used to carry his backback for him all the time from school haha
Shut the fuck up, nice lies
He is lying
Ananas

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hard to believe
Don't get stabbed
Oh ok. Have you been ever attacked or made fun of on the streets? Also are you a fast runner?

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>on streets
Nope
Hm, I think I might be a bit slow since it was winter and I could go to the stadium

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Could Not*
Could not go to the stadium

hmm ok. How often do you run?

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>5 kilo girl
I would tie this girls legs with a rope and left a little bit of rope hanging and I would take the end of the rope spin spin spin around myself until she would be in the air going pretty fast and throw her as far as I could. So maybe like 10 meters or something.

0 times a week right now because this is the warmest week since the beginning of the year
I've read that your knees might hurt when you are older and good bmxs are expensive so I'm thinking of starting to go to pool/gym to do cardio again

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>and good bmxs
You mean bmx bikes? I don't think that they are good for cardio, I personally had a heavy shitty one so it was hard to do things with it.
>'m thinking of starting to go to pool/gym to do cardio again
oh ok still gonna shave legs for it? kek

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Yes
I read that they are 20% less effective but your kness won't hurt that way
I dunno, I liked to ride a bike/skate around my neighborhood when I was a kid
Trim*, not shave. Would get laser removal but it's too expensive if you want to remove hair from a big area like legs/arms since you have to do it at least 3 or 4 times and they ask more from you if you are a man too and waxing is too painful

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>I read that they are 20% less effective but your kness won't hurt that way
I think that biking overall hurt knees way less then running
>I dunno, I liked to ride a bike/skate around my neighborhood when I was a kid
did you learned any tricks?
>Trim*, not shave. Would get laser removal but it's too expensive if you want to remove hair from a big area like legs/arms since you have to do it at least 3 or 4 times and they ask more from you if you are a man too and waxing is too painful
but why do you need it?

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Akeno, good
Yep
Not really, I meant roller skating when I said. One of my friends used to own a skate but it was broken (would turn right for no reason when you pushed it forward) and he got rid of it so I never tried it. But at least I used his kick scooter which was nice
Want to have smooth face/body all the time and dislike body hair in general unless in the places where it's really needed like armpits

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Agreed
oh ok
>Want to have smooth face/body all the time and dislike body hair in general unless in the places where it's really needed like armpits
heh don't you think it would be weird if people would see you with no hair on legs? or you don't care about that?

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Eh, my dad/grandparents might ask some questions but strangers would not care, I think
If anything, I would just say that I am naturally hairless, it's not the same as with having long hair since your body is hidden under your clothes

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Chiaki tccccch
No Charlotte is also mine
>Already did and I have 5 pages of information about you hehehehe
very interesting I only have what I have in my mind about you and didn't actually write anything down
all truth lol
fuck ananas
not really lol
got stabbed

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my wife

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post sluts

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Chiaki is a cute gamer!
Do not check the catalog....
Came back? "bad"
Stop lying, I am strong
Would marry and fuck ananas? Cool

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no you want too much she is mine
>very interesting I only have what I have in my mind about you and didn't actually write anything down
Very good don't even try to do it
>got stabbed
are you ok?

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Vilnius is all hilly and stuff not sure how do people enjoy riding bikes up hills to be honest
>gamer
aka bad eye sight lo
what?
yes back...
you are very very weak
would genocide everyone who likes them yes

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basically almost all girls from DxD

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good taste
I love girls from DxD too

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yeah sluts are pretty nice

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I'd keep her as a cum dump desu

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gonna make tea

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Ok you can keep her I'm just gonna take all of the other girls, I think that seems fair

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Akeno claimed

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Ougi is pure though
All doujins with her(3) have Araragi so it's not really sex
No! She is perfect! I cried when she ########
You know...... Know that you found it, fuck
"Bad". "Go away"
Stronger than you
>you
>harm anyone
>t. 47 kilos
Lmao
Good

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works for me she is good enough looking for it
and I think that you deserve them too
I know pic unrelated dummy
yes its really more kind of masturbating
lies all lies alive and well
LOL
no you
you = weak
>47 kilos
I weigh more than that though

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>works for me she is good enough looking for it
>and I think that you deserve them too
Holly molly nice it is like Christmas 1000000x

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enjoy senpai

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Thanks, kohai. There is gonna be lots of gif related

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I agree. Ougi is a pure girl who "erases" bad and wrong things (like the Snail....)
I wish.... :-(
Tch!! Thought I would get more replies since it's evening in Europe and Americans are waking up, tch
49 kilos* sorry, big boy

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>Have 3 monitors
>Open lewd stuff in all of them
Explode

Ayame is also mine

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And yes when I reach orgasm my body explodes

lol wow
............tcccccccccccccccccccccccch............................. non canon mc's dream..................... fake...............
lol
still weigh more than that

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Ok I think I will be completely preoccupied with the girls from dxd

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So you don't want Holo anymore at all too?
I will keep Holo company don't worry then hehe

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Lol wow what?
Tch what? Explain
They had to do it 2 times too..... :'(
Yeah
How much do you weight then

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No don't you even dare to touch her

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/anime/

Ougi = pure
She is alive...............
tccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccch......
nah
won't tell lol why do you want to know?
but you have all DxD girls
Do you still love Holo?

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yeah but still...
>Do you still love Holo?
absolutely

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who would you rather have then? all DxD girls or Holo?

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I just fell asleep on my stomach so that my legs were hanging out of bed.
0/5 can't recommend

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you mean you blocked all the bleeding?

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I would rather have them all, thanks

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I agree
Yes... She is alive in our hearts!
>No matter what kind of future it is... As long as you guys move toward it, I will never disappear. Everything that happened here...it won't be meaningless...
:-(
Want to know how our powers differ(I am stronger)

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yes
but if you had too choose?

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Good yes
....................................... actually alive.....
shut up...........
???????? just tell me how much you weight

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why are you making me do this? I would first fuck all of the dxd girls for months and then take holo in the end and live happily ever after

I am just wondering if you truly love Holo senpai

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My knees were quite hurt at least

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lol obviously cause they were holding your legs

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kek and are you now convinced that I do?

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well I am not sure cause if you would be fucking them all for a couple of months that would mean that you were cucking holo but I am not saying that I wouldn't do the same I was just asking you baka

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but those dxd girls are so damn hot it would be such a waste not to fug them
>but I am not saying that I wouldn't do the same I was just asking you baka
I bet 10000% that you would do the same

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true true I know they are all very hot I would do the same
>I bet 10000% that you would do the same
o-of course

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She is not.... She is not coming back....
No.... I won't
You first

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Ideal thing would be like first I would fug all kinds of hot anime girls and stuff(like all hot female chars from dxd, infinite stratos, to love-ru, amagi brilliant park and so on and so on) and only after fucking all of them I supposedly meet Holo. That would mean I wouldn't cuck her hehe
teh end(le happy ending)

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SHE IS
you must yes....
naaaaah

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On your marks... B-DAFIRE

>Ideal thing would be like first I would fug all kinds of hot anime girls and stuff(like all hot female chars from dxd, infinite stratos, to love-ru, amagi brilliant park and so on and so on) and only after fucking all of them I supposedly meet Holo. That would mean I wouldn't cuck her hehe
good plan desu I would like the same

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Which girl would you choose tho?

hard too choose
Yukino most likely

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