We shitpost like we were in 1914

We shitpost like we were in 1914

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>the eurangutans are at it again

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So Austria... what about that territory of ours you occupy? :^)

Fucking ottos and Br*ts can suck my dick.

Hopefully we don't have to bail out britain :/

>making childish steampunk fanfiction of ww1
WTF
also japan is no better

Kek

hang all the niggers

AAAAAAAAAAAH BRITAIN HELP

Without Brits your land would be still turkish.

YES germany please ram my gallic boipussy

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Glad we aren't getting involved

ah, yes m'lady, I do love visual entertainment of the steampunk variety
*tips top hat with steampowered robot arm*

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Spain must ally with France to conquer Europe and Germany.

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Oh nvm, Germany was conquered.

Wahoo

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>servs
>white

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getting assfucked like our grandfathers

>a full on european war
eeeh, gonna pass on this one, have fun everyone else, we might join in the next one

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sweden looks like benis :DD

>tfw the brits and prots are going to get rekt by Prussian guns and all we have to do is sit things out until home rule

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Back then it would have been horse-drawn-dandy, not steampunk.

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>Be Austrian royalty
>Get shot

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Why are yuroserfs so barbaric.

Lmao we will shit on Germany in, like, 10 days, screencap this lads

hey britcucks thx for "made in germany" our exports were never better then before :^)

Bump

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Wasn't your greatest military victory so far slaughtering some women and kids?
The US wll collaps within the next ten years, hear me!

sp*Niards and their empire BTFO, we /Philippines/ now

Say, that is a slight bump in his helmet, is it not?

John Moses Browning is leaving EVERYONE in the dust

why are Americans so good at gunsmithing?

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>sip whole milk, attend church and get cucked by anglophone elite

Feels good to be the mightiest empire under the sun, to defeat us it would take, say, at least half of the civilized world!
haha that would be impossible our emperor and his council will never be THIS stupid to abandon all of Bismarcks secret diplomacy contracts that was created to avoid this very situation haha AM I RIGHT?!?!

>Feels good to be the mightiest empire under the sun,
urm swaety

Ill just spend 75% of the war time infighting, tyvm.

The madmen... they actually did it!

1on1 me Nigel I bet you can't even last 6 month without your brothers

t. attila

AYO. I heard the whities are bringing us to France. Time to blanda up with the hunnies.

NOT MY WAR.

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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Our shadows will walk through Vienna
Wander through the Palace,
frightening the lords

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Lmao, you guys are pathetic

Fuck we’re so poor, taking my family to America. That’ll surely secure my future children for generations, they’ll have a good wage, clean water and acessible healthcare!

This war sucks, we should make our own.

>mfw this nibba thinks he got's balls
just accept your fate man, Ferdinand is untouchable

Where my wobblie niggas at?

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You about to get Serbed
We have peestol

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Europe is in disorder so I have a chance to make my own state

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Surely the serbs are reasonable people who wouldn't do anything crazy like starting a war that will devastate not only their own country but the rest of europe as well!

>if we don't move they won't notice

fuck the tsar tb h

If he keeps making them so well, every american will want one. Not even the government will be able to disarm them.

Dude wtf, your country is only 4 years old. Stick around and see if things improves

VERACRUZ :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

yuo will be assimilated

he'll be perfectly fine

You don't know anything about 1914 america, do you?

aaay I'm back, how do I look?

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she isn't actually

Blondie looks Asian, or a mix of Asian+whitey

shes like half native american (she said in the video)

Native Americans descend from Asian, so makes sense.

Prob Inuit (guessing from Skin tone) so it's even more Asian

Was he /ourguy/?

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관서는... 뭐예요?

暴動이오~

개똥이 일안하고 뭐하느냐
당장들어와 마당쓸거라

The horrors in store when men go to war,
Will break the fragile hearts of men.
When those men come home to kiss and hug their wives and kids,
They won't be the same.
Their eyes have seen the death and destruction that war leaves in it's path, these men will never be the same.

They are shell shocked,
Forced to repeat those horrors again and again.
They are shell shocked,
War tears out the hearts of men.

He is shell shocked,
He is paying for his country pride.
He is shell shocked,
War tore the heart out of that man.

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Dear Germany,
Switzerland, that is all

oi you cheeky wanka, 'and over 'em oil fields ya cunt

They killed our Edith

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hon hon hon another war where *nglos kill themselves

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Kill all the Austrians and frenchmutt

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>implying any pistol will ever be better than the colt peacemaker
>enjoy the pistol exploding up in your hand or jamming

Make it 1918 02 16.

I am 100% Oguz Turk

Not 1 drop of Anatolian or jannissary blood

America pls...

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I AMU NOTTO JAPANIS
DONTU SHOOTO

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ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!

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>my willy
>Wilhelm's soldier
kek