Can all Finns speak or at least understand some Swedish?

Lots of Finns moved to central Sweden too.
Geography is pretty much a genetic cline in Sweden.

yes

jag är en bök

About 4% of the population so to say

All the Swedish speakers use Finnish in public also (except for Åland since they’re actual ethnic Swedes not larpers)

*drinks spit* yum can I have more please :3

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*pees on Finland*

Oooh I wonder what you're gonna do next ~

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*rains punches down on Finland*

>All the Swedish speakers use Finnish in public also
I went to uni with a guy from Österbotten who couldn't speak Finnish. He was the most autistic person I have ever met and kept on posting shitty HuffPost articles in the class facebook group.

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*places asshole in front of anons fist*
aahhhh ahhh

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>österbotten

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finns are required by LAW to learn swedish and respect fenno-swedes

surströmming
köttbullar
bök
dildo i rumpa

Hrmphr that’s about it I guess

Can someone explain how the Nordic languages are related and why Finns cannot understand em?

He probably got bullied as a kid. Swedes, Russians and non-whites get bullied a lot in elementary school

I don't speak any.
My mind draws a blank when I try to reminiscence Swedish classes.
I learned it on my own to read what Swedes were saying about Finns on flashback.se and it wasn't much and proceeded to unlearn it. It was easy.

Finns travelled thousands of years ago from Mongolia and are the original Europeans and have the highest amount of European DNA and the whitest genes. Swedes and others are just Germans who live in the north

fucking kek

yeeaah... not for long though

I really like your language though, it sounds kinda gay but in a good way. might study voluntarily

Can someone explain how toilets work and why poos cannot understand em?

finns speak some meme mongol language while we speak a northern germanic language

das rite

We belong to different language trees, where we Swedes speak an ind european language while the Finns speak a Fenno Ugric one

Crazy as it sounds but Swedish and Hindi have more in common(in terms of language) than Swedish and Finnish.

How would a kid know if it's a russian/swede in front of him?

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In terms phylogeny and grammatical properties yes.
Finnish has about as many Indo-European words as Swedish though.
Core Uralic lexicon is about 200 words.
Swedish has after all like all Germanic languages a substantial substratum from a pre-Indo-European language.

t. larping a linguist

>Kid: My parents are Swedish
>Other kids: hahah fag

>Kid: my parents are russian
>other kids: give back karelia you fucking thief

There is this indo-european-uralic hypothesis though, not sure how reliable it is but it exists. I don’t know shit about languages

I honestly don't know that much about languages myself, just wanted to post it because it was an odd fact written in my school book years ago. You should ask if you want a good discussion about language

Lappland-brännare är bögar

Sounds like bullshit
I never talked about my parents with other kids and I had friends.

Why would you tell other Russian kids in Russia "my parents are Russian:)"

Finns speak good Swedish. They only hide it to pretend they're not loyal to the Swedish king.

poista

I look like a Russian but I'm not one. Get it, boy? The same logic can be applied here.

You never told the other kids that you aren't Russian?

You must've not been very close with them

actually, tornedalen in northern sweden used to be completely finnish. after sweden lost finland, the finns in tornedalen were forcibly swedefied, to strengthen the grip on the region.

Now it makes sense lol

Can someone explain how england became an Islamic caliphate and why can the locals not speak arabic?

Dude nobody cares
I knew a girl that is 25% ukrainian and... nobody gave a fuck. It's not like russians talk about their roots all the time. If you look white you're one of us and that's it. If you look distinctly semitic/like a churka then you're outta luck.
I doubt ten years old kids will talk about that stuff. It's beyond unreal.

Russia has hundreds of ethnicities.
Finland has only a few. Swedes and Russians get bullied, non-whites get bullied.
Other whites are usually not bullied.
Non-Finns are extremely rare here so we bully them. Faggot.

In my experience, some cities and areas are better than others. If you travel to some really mongol areas in the east, not so much. Rovaniemi? Pretty good. Capital region? Excellent. Kuopio? Too mongol.

Personally, if someone would come to speak sw*dish to me, I would be offended how he dares to use the slavers language. Speaking sw*dish to finnish people is like calling a black man a nigger in murica.

Rovaniemi is New Mongolia you idiot

Swedish, Norwegian and Danish are essentially dialects of the same ancient language. We understand each other very easily. They've developed in parallel from a language that was very close to what Icelandic is today, which we don't understand very easily anymore.

Lack of swedish blood in east makes easterns(karelians) just less middle-easters and theforce whiter

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Nah, people speak surprisingly good Swedish there.

>Russia

I live here.
According to wikipedia there are 0,7% native Swedish speakers here.
I'd say the average person understands some words and a couple common phrases.

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Nah you're just exaggerating.
If my half finnish child won't reveal any info about his dad - and he won't because he won't be asked - things will go smooth.

Karelia was completely different thing compared to Western-Finlands swedenizing and might actually hit top-scores

You don't have a half Finnish child and if you get one, he will eventually reveal it if he isn't too autistic to get friends.
I suggest you move to Helsinki or another big city. In a comfy country area your kids will be bullied.

>comfy area
also known as stadi...

ime lisää kyrpiä hesemies:DD

(You)
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In reality we western finns look like this.

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These guys look like they fuck each other

Just like you and your cousin.

We do

Yes as a matter of fact Im fluent in it but the Finnish is a bit lacking...

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Who do you think makes all fingay threads?

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Do you have any fucking idea how gay the Swede looks to us?
Effeminate fags make real Finns puke

kek

This fucking picture...lmao

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>mfw italian-finnish mutt

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Which one is the mom?

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Italian mom and FINNISH bull

nice
>tfw no italian gf

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based

Cute

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I have hazel eyes and I'm hairy. Still dark blonde hair

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"Speak swedish you slave, it's very useful and relevant language, call us kungs when you serve us"

Sometimes when I see pictures or videos about normal randomly picked swedes they sometimes look more mongol than us. Wonder what is reality and how much these pictures are set up to keep the immersion.

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You can see how jealous blitzerian is of Mika. What a charismatic alphamale

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Åland_Islands_dispute
>Merit is also attributed to Finland's Envoy to Japan, professor G.J. Ramstedt, who managed to point out to the Japanese delegation in the League of Nations that the Åland Islands are in fact a continuous archipelago that joins it with Finland, and furthermore, that deep sea waters separate them from Sweden. Japan's own interests in controlling Pacific islands would be aided by such a precedent, and it consequently gave important support to Finland.[2]

Japan is our greatest ally after all

What a nigger sucking faggot.
My ancestors are smiling at me can you say the same?

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The most BENIS looking country that ever existed

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hei älkää ruokkiko sitä

Famines, oppression and life as a cannon fodder. Positive vibes

Has Marutei Tsurunen been mentioned?

No wonder why swedes lust after it.

NICE get

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All? No. Even though some wide spread slang and dialect words loaned from Swedish are pretty much in their original form but the same goes for English.

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every time lmao

i'm gonna fart on your face and force you to smell my farts

They did but Russia saved Finland before they could complete their plan