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are those boys

asking for education purposes.

Good morning gang.

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Sure, why not
Good morning
Your up early, have a good sleep?

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I haven't slept so good in a long time, 10 minutes after hitting the pillow I was out to it, then BAM 8 hours later fresh and recharged.

What about you buddy, how was your sleep?

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Coffee time (about time)

Sounds great, I had a pretty good sleep, woke up a bit before my alarm and just lay there in a comfy half asleep haze of bliss. Then, unfortunately I had to get up.

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AAAAHHHHHHHHH

Looks like no 2nd coffee for me, that is stuck in there almost airtight

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>Coffee time (about time)
Actually might have one myself.
>in a comfy half asleep haze of bliss
This is heaven isn't it?
My mind just wanders with half-baked thoughts or nothing at all...
>unfortunately I had to get up.
What?
Why!?
Why did you leave the safety of your bed?

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Now how the fuck did you manage that?

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Had a bad afternoon yesterday, I missed you all

>Actually might have one myself.
Good plan
>Why did you leave the safety of your bed?
8am class (which I'm going to be a bit late for)
I don't know
I can't even get a knife between the cup and kid
I hope this afternoon is better

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What was wrong?
I hope todays better for you....

Come have a talk if you're not feeling flash, I'll always have time for you.
>8am class (which I'm going to be a bit late for)
Clearly... you best hurry mate.
>I don't know
....What are we gonna do with you?

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Gonna have to go into town and do some shopping today...
Need to get some food, even though I've barely touched much, I just like to keep stocked up.

Plus the mornings are starting to get a bit nippy, might need to think about getting some winter gear.

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>Clearly... you best hurry mate.
I was only quarter of an hour late
>....What are we gonna do with you?
I don't know, I really don't know
Just stock up so you never have to leave the house.
>the mornings are starting to get a bit nippy
Yeah, soon I'll have break out the trenchcoats
>might need to think about getting some winter gear
That'd probably be good, we don't want you getting a cold.

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>I was only quarter of an hour late
Thats not too bad I guess...
>Just stock up so you never have to leave the house.
I don't leave the house much at the best of times, I think having a large stock of food would just keep me inside even more...
Although it does sound tempting to hibernate.
>Yeah, soon I'll have break out the trenchcoats
Hawaiian shirts and trenchcoats...
You're a gem buddy, don't ever change.
>we don't want you getting a cold.
I'll get one anyone I bet...

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ayy cunts

a m8 stopped over and we grabbed some cold ones and some shots of vodka

breddy fucken waster

a m80 of mine also has some ketamine which we'll do together ay

seems like hiatus from binges will have to wait

BUT TOMORROW

I WILL STUDY

imorgo imorgo, men ikkje idag, for idag, idag, er eg ikkje tel slag!!!

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Sounds like a blast.
>seems like hiatus from binges will have to wait
You can't keep putting it off every time someone comes around with some goodies.
>BUT TOMORROW
>I WILL STUDY
You bloody better, also hope you're not too hungover to concentrate properly.
>imorgo imorgo, men ikkje idag, for idag, idag, er eg ikkje tel slag!!!
What does this mean?

>Sounds like a blast.
it fucken was m80 I think I'm going to crack open another cold one ay
>You can't keep putting it off every time someone comes around with some goodies.
I know

when the beer i have now runs out, I think. It's what I've been telling myself at least lmao

>You bloody better, also hope you're not too hungover to concentrate properly.
oi cunt i bloody studied yesterday ay wanna fite faget il rek ya fucken cuunt

nah jk love you m8 no homo

>What does this mean?
>tomorrow, tomorrow, but not today, because today, today, I'm not in the "groove"
Loosely translated from this song.
youtube.com/watch?v=Jtge3R3Nems
it's about a lad who talks about all the stuff he's gonna do tomorrow but he's too lazy so he can't do it today

it's a really good song I should translate it into english or something one day

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>I think I'm going to crack open another cold one ay
Fuck now you've got me wanting to drink....
> It's what I've been telling myself at least lmao
To be honest, as long as you get what you need to get done, you're fine to do as you please.
It's just try to have a bit more break days in between sessions.
>oi cunt i bloody studied yesterday ay wanna fite faget il rek ya fucken cuunt
I'll put u in the fkin dirt u speak to me lik tht again CUNT
>it's about a lad who talks about all the stuff he's gonna do tomorrow but he's too lazy so he can't do it today
That really speaks to me...
>it's a really good song I should translate it into english or something one day
Now thats funny.

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>Thats not too bad I guess...
I managed to slip in and sit down the back, I'm so sneaky
>Although it does sound tempting to hibernate.
It sure does, just close all the doors and never go outside the whole winter
>Hawaiian shirts and trenchcoats...
>You're a gem buddy, don't ever change.
Hey! I only wear trenchcoats because my small little body is always cold. Unlike Hawaiian shirts which I wear because they're fashionable
>I'll get one anyone I bet...
Yeah I probably will too. It's hard to escape it

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i am here

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>I'm so sneaky
Hmmm.. a spy in the making.
I'm gonna have to try harder to keep track of you.
>just close all the doors and never go outside the whole winter
Don't encourage me because I'll actually do it, then hate myself for doing it then blame you.
> I only wear trenchcoats because my small little body is always cold
cute
CUTE!
But hey If it works rock it buddy, don't need fancy looking clothes that don't keep you warm.
I'd prefer to wear an ugly coat that keeps me warm than a nice looking one thats not so good.
>Unlike Hawaiian shirts which I wear because they're fashionable
Damn right they are, I'm too self conscious to wear anything that stands out that much.
I envy that about you.
BUUUUUUNNNNNY!

Hi.

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No you're not

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so where am i then?
hello westyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
also trenchcoats are manly

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>Hmmm.. a spy in the making.
Yeah, I'm a regular Alex Rider
>Don't encourage me because I'll actually do it, then hate myself for doing it then blame you.
>cute
>CUTE!
No!
>But hey If it works rock it buddy, don't need fancy looking clothes that don't keep you warm.
You know it, gotta be practical
>Damn right they are, I'm too self conscious to wear anything that stands out that much.
It's funny. I hate being noticed but I don't mind if my shirt is noticed
Now I want a drink
>so where am i then?
Who knows
>also trenchcoats are manly
Not really, 99% of people can't pull them off and just look really lame in them

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A pilsner for a penny?
>also trenchcoats are manly
Some of them actually look half decent but they gotta be good one.
One would actually be useful around here with the amount of cold and rain we get during the winter

Ahhhh making long posts from a shit phone is annoying!!!

A godly drink perhaps?

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>2L
Christ that's a lot of booze. I don't even think they sell bottles of booze that big here

Up to 5L here, but only shitty beer comes in such bottles ofc

>No!
YES!
>You know it, gotta be practical
Thats the one, you see some of the girls in short shorts during winter and they must be freezing...
Silly girls.
>I hate being noticed but I don't mind if my shirt is noticed
Huh that is odd, you must get a fair few people noticing them, especially if you wear them during work.
Do you wear them at work or do you have a uniform?
Hmmmm a beer for a buck mayhap?
I'd be a chronic drunk if they sold beer like that and as cheap as they do there.

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>so that is how putin won the election

>YES!
Maybe
>Thats the one, you see some of the girls in short shorts during winter and they must be freezing...
Yeah, it's crazy. I only plan to wear my skirt inside
>Silly girls.
Girls can be very silly
>Huh that is odd, you must get a fair few people noticing them, especially if you wear them during work.
I suppose. Although they more noticed the shirt than me, if anything the shirt gives me even less of a presance
>Do you wear them at work or do you have a uniform?
I just wear whatever I want

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cant speak for the south but when i was at school wearing shorts/skirts in winter wasnt uncommon, it never got that cold here in auckland

>I only plan to wear my skirt inside
i doubt that, that is boring. how else can someone CUTE as you get the proper praise?
>I just wear whatever I want
rebel

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Kia ora boys

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Lots of people I went to school with wore shorts and skirts all through winter

Also
>auckland
I think I'll just whore myself out online rather than go outside with a skirt on

Heyo

>Yeah, it's crazy. I only plan to wear my skirt inside
Good plan, far too nippy outside for that.
Also SEND PICS of said skirt!
>Girls can be very silly
What are ya gonna do, can't live with out them.
>if anything the shirt gives me even less of a presance
How odd, although I can see how that would work.
>I just wear whatever I want
Bad to the bone.
Yeah they did the same, although it's probably much colder and wetter than up in Auckland.
Howdy!
How are you this morning?

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>also
>>auckland
+1

morning

How's your morning been?
Bit worse for wear but I'll recover
What about you? Sleep soundly I hear?

TARINGA WHAKARONGOOOOO!!!!

>Good plan, far too nippy outside for that.
Yeah, I would want any nips to see my skirt
>Also SEND PICS of said skirt!
It hasn't arrived yet
>What are ya gonna do, can't live with out them.
Well I guess...
>Bad to the bone.
Im just completely off the rails
My morning has been thoroughly average

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Wear socks/ tights and warm clothing on your torso and you are generally pretty ok for warmth
How was ya sleep?
?

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kia rite! kia rite! kia mau hi!

>How was ya sleep?
comfy and relaxing.

Alright I'm off up town.
Don't up to too much mischief while I'm gone.

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im more worried about you doing undecent things in towm

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waewae takahia kia kino nei hoki

how can i become newzealandian?

nana nei i tiki mai

My te reo extends to kia ora, sometimes using puku instead of tummy and using the maori names for some foodstuff
Good good c:
I'm going to cause extra mischief now

Good luck, don't die
Have a lot of money and/or be famous and we'll just give you citizenship

what if i marry a maori girl? do i get citizenship?

most people here dont actually speak maori outside of basic greetings
immigration.govt.nz/

Good morning lads.

There are relationship visas but those take time I think
Also finding someone who likes you enough to form a partnership with you

Wait is that Swede speaking maori?
I thought he was speaking his silly national language
Good morning mate

Youd see a lot more äöå if it was swedish m80

Good morning

>swedish
Is that a language?
I thought Swedes just all spoke Danish

We do

AHHHH I HAVE A HEADACHE

I'm hungery, but it's close enough to dinner that I'll just wait

Make sure to drink plenty of water :^€

Done my shopping!
Got a ride from a mate I saw up town, was nice, better than lugging my shopping back home.

I have awoken
TELL ME GOOD MORNING!

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I CAN SEE SHIT HELP AAAHHH

yes hello good morning, how are you

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...but it's not morning anymore?

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>how are you
alright

IT IS FOR ME!

morning

What did ya get?
Oh fine, good morning

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JUST KEEP GOING!
FUCK IT!
FULL SPEED AHEAD!
I know, I'm just playing...
Good morning buddy, glad you're up!
sleep well?

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what is prinz eugen doing in that box?

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should I travel to NZ in a boat made of plastic bottles and pretend that I have amnesia
I want to see kiwi bird
do you have coast guard

>Oh fine, good morning
thanks, good morning

>sleep well?
I supposed, there was some stupid alarm going off in the city at one point so I hope we aren't being invaded by China.
I also had this pretty intense dream which was like a mashup of halflife 2 episode 2 and MGS4

>What did ya get?
Just some groceries, nothing exciting.
Also did some window shopping up the mainer but nothing popped out at me.

I don't think I need that winter gear just yet...
It's starting to get bloody hot here right now.

nvm. train froze
anyone knowing how to fix?

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That is strange. Prinz Eugene should be a wreck at the bottom of the Pacific
I say give it a go

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I've had two 500ml glasses and some panadol
Good day
I dunno, light some nearby stuff on fire?

>I hope we aren't being invaded by China.
It's hard to tell.
> intense dream which was like a mashup of halflife 2 episode 2 and MGS4
Sounds like a pretty fun dream.
Give it a scarf to warm it up.

God I miss him

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>It's hard to tell.
true...

I JUST WANT SEX THAT CANT BE SO HARD

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I wouldn't know that feeling desu

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Just wank. It's easier

atleast i want have sex with a woman. if im gay that would be easy too.

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.....
Shut up normie.

better buy a plane ticket then bud

Just wank, it's easier

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I'll be right back

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visiting someone?

That can be arranged

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OHHHHH BABY YES, HAVE MERCY

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What is this? Like a casino or something?

That is the STARDUST hotel and casino in Las Vegas, baby, showing off their beautiful new sign

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How's it swinging matey?

Everything is groovin', man, how's your boogaloo?

My boogaloo's going pretty swell