/balk/

It's the 80s man,

they used those back then. we had one in the 90s

went to an open mic today lads. Average level was very high, definitely chuckled and chortled a bunch of times. Low cringe throughout

>romanians
There is no such thing.Romania is an artificial country that is filled with Bulgarians and gypsies.Only gypsies would disagree.

did you go on stage

why did you say gypsies twice

At least you had those, we didn't even have electricity for a good part of the 90s

Romania and Bulgaria should have been one country like Austria-Hungary

two-country unions were a mistake

Naming your country Bulgaria was the mistake, i prefer Thrace

at least you had fireworks

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We are thracians, slavs and proto-bulgars living in one place, but we owe our name to the proto-bulgars.

You only hate Rumъnia because you are a Rashka faggot.

this
one should think BIGGER

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based zerg

Keep in mind kosovar diaspora is not really a position of moral superiority.

lol fuk no
These guys weren't really amateurs, most said they'd been doing it for a year or two.

why not go and crack some balk memes on stage

well I could hardly have bombed harder than the one guy who told a story about going to the doner kebab place and then devolved into screaming vaguely arabic sounds into the mic for like 20 seconds

We have nothing to do with thracians though. It would be like modern greeks calling their country Gr... never mind.

>past 20 /balk/ editions
>fuck an*Me
>fuck albania
>fuck an*Me
>fuck albania
>fuck an*Me
>fuck albania
>fuck an*Me
>fuck albania

Smh

We are waiting for a C-C-C-Combo breaker

At least you can say Spartacus once roamd your lands

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Jow Forums

Big macedonian victory

I would host xball but I wanna smear in my humiliation of xpozed. I will host another day because it feels too good to possibly lose now

and yet this so-called "gypsy country" is light years ahead of us in terms of judicial reform, civil society development and economic growth

they will also be accepted in schengen alone, and we'll be left eating their dust because of double-digit IQ pooptin bootlickers like you

>tfw you hate anime so much that you start to be the anime yourself

recommend me some an*Me please
i don't trust /a/ subhumans

Not light years. Just normal years. Selyaks should calm down.

Enverbey thought he was talking to cairshqip but I used google translate there in their general

>enter thread
>balk is flooding with ex-yu subhumans
I want them to go back

I'm just reminded what shitholes east balkans are, after like 20 years in EU they still don't let you become shengen. Feels good to be West Balkan masterrace

I'd rather be a putin bootlicker than tratior scum.

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go watch you some Kaiji my Dacian brother,you wont regret it.

look again

Boku no pico

>i'd rather be a traitor than be a european
lol ok

Hey yo

damn so that's where that character is from
i'll check it out gracias

i cant read slavshit so i dunno what that photo's about but daily reminder every nation allied to russia is a literal piss poor dictatorship

you can always leave the eu to join the glorious eurasian economic union, together with russia kazakhstan and turkey

It' doesn't concern you anyway considering your opinion is worthless in any case.

Yeah that won't happen because of the efforts of some internet warriors.

you can safely disregard the delusional little fyromite

he has no way of knowing what it's like living in a shithole in the boyarishnik sphere of influence

his ancestors lived in a meme virtual machine socialist union supported by the west and used as a destabilizing leverage against the soviet union

why do you like Russia bro? Even Italy has a bigger Gdp than Russia

Shows Americans go very far for their allies

We should do everything to become American lapdogs like Albos

cos his ancestors licked servian boots harder than dogs lick their own balls, for comfy jobs and state gibs

and because servians' only hope for allies is russia, he's naturally a pooptin bootlicker to boot

his ancestors are rusmongols from Kazan, they fled to Yugoslavia somehow which as described was a meme country flooded with western money so they had good living standards compared to moscow's sphere

hes a perfect case of grass greener on the other side

Honestly the world was a better place with USSR, we got shit load of money for doing nothing, Germany was only a half a cuck, and the US mass produced propaganda movies about Vietnam wars Rambo etc

wow kazanboy btfo

but he has one great grandparent from russia, he's actually half serbian

ah yeah nearly forgot, even when i thought his ancestry couldnt get worse lmao

bosniaks fought to break off yugoslavia so you're as /balk/ as it gets

Serbian is better than all balkan memeethniciteis

especially albanian. he's gonna be insta admitted to the ethno state while albanians will be left out

SHAME!

Italy spends its money for its people, not to invade and destabilize neighbors.

i remember when a Russian proper came in here while Kazanboy was doing his daily putin cocksucking ritual and told him the truth about how shitty Russia is LMAOOO

Well yes, if Milosevic didn't chimp out, we could still be together

KEK

lel the only delusional retard here is you
pic very related

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Don't worry, lad. A new cold war is already brewing.

>muh big rockitz
>muh poisoning
>muh political isolation
>muh economic isolation
>muh space race (elon cucksk)

Comfy times ahead.

What will happen after king Pubdies?

You got in caped ?

some autistic serv was gonna chimp out sooner or later anyway

We are no use for the americans while albos are. You want fighters in middle east, here are the albos. You want drug and human organs trafficking, here are the albos.
This shit brings money but you need to be nobrainer to do it.

Yea, but it's not the same

>United European armies will roll into Moscow to liberate Russia in my lifetime supported by American air and naval supremacy
masallah

Honestly shows Russia is fucking relevant and the West is scared.

They have the demographics, they have the resources, they have the weapons and the brains. Russia is the shit

Daily reminder that "Bulgaria" was founded in romanian territory not once, not twice, but three times.

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Call of Duty 4 successfully predicted the Arab Spring and even nailed Al Assad's name.

In that game you also have a civil war in Russia - loyalists vs ultranationalists, except the ultranationalists are the rebels in the game, whereas they're in power irl.

Comfy times await.

19th century belonged to the British
20th century belonged to the US
21th century belongs to China
22th century belongs to ____

20% of Russian citizens are muslims
Oil is getting more irrelevant by the day and Russian infrastructure is crumbling
>weapons
nigga its a conscript army in 2018, nuff said, they would get steamrolled on the ground by America or wittled down by China
>the brains
OH NO NO NO

hi! d-gray man, gintama, fma, kill la kill, yume nikki and samurai champloo are all great picks for newbies and i personally like them a lot. good luck!

im going for germany

>nukes for everyone
Thanks, 21st century.

You know what would have been nice?
Yugoslavia joining the EU, THAN disintegrate into a cluster fuck the EU has never seen before

Do you know that half of Kumanovo worked in afghanistan? They were getting paid $50k a year to kill sandnigs, defend embassies and do jobs in the jewish war. Go around kumanovo, the infrastructure is shit but they drive 10k cars. That whole town was loaded with american money.

Video of macedonians defending an american embassy in afghanistan 7 years ago

youtube.com/watch?v=WZtYM7ZRIE0

Nah. It's a lot more likely that the russkies will have a civil war or, if they are smart enough - a huge peaceful uprising.

lolno, pooptinist russia is not THE shit, it's just shit at the moment. it can't produce anything other than clunky weapons, 3d animations of magical rockets that don't exist IRL, diseases, poverty, hunger and suffering.

China has much weaker army than Russia and Russia's military is almost on par with the US

honestly i think Russians are too mentally colonized to free themselves

it would take a literal destruction of their nation like in WW1 i bet for them to realize that they're pawns

>Russia's military is almost on par with the US
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Even a simple google search shows you're wrong

>9,400,000 or 6.5% are Muslims

That's nothing. All caucasus integrated muslims like chechens who will fight for mother russia (or native tatars).

>nigga its a conscript army in 2018
2 million soldiers can deploy and blow your head off. They can shoot nukes from fucking sky lasers. You're done

>Russia's military is almost on par with the US
how can one fyromite be this delusional

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>pacпpaвaњe co ш*птapcкaтa дијacпopa и co “бyгapинoт“ (aкa пoмaк)

At least one major global city will be nuked in the next 50 years as a direct result of the breakdown of ROIISIA.

> Russia's military is almost on par with the US
I find that very hard to believe. Delusional even

The bulgarian parliament actually asked Carol I of Romania to be their king and form a union, but the Eternal Rus as usual got asshurt about it and Carol didn't want to start a war so the idea was scrapped.

kill all jews thread when?

Yes I know that but those are merchants who were in NATO bases, working for a living.
The shqips are soldiers in ISIS, that's what I meant by middle east. That's the difference, they do everything USA tells them to do coz they owe them everything.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

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i ask myself that question every day

>d-don't talk to them, brother. let's stay in our delusional safe space bubble where no one can give us horrible things like facts
>ablooo bloo bloo

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