Be american president

>Be american president
>Get shot

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>be american

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not the first president to get shot 2bh

>be american rights guy
>get shot

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Bad

Good

>be south korean police
>get shot by autismo supreme homade musket
(Gimme a few transistors and a battery and it will fire once per button push

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image of morbidly obese man in fedora

>Trump deploys the national guard on the Mexican border
>immigrants crossing the border get shot as a gesture of granting American citizenship

>Be Czech
>Get cast

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American reporting in. Still haven't been shot.

>President deploying national guard at an international border
>One you are technically allies with

Considering all the legal kerfuffle that came from forcing states to stop trying so hard to kill blacks that wanted to go to school (ones that were actually half funded at least), what the fuck?

Is there not more to this? I can think of a dozen reasons why this is a terrible idea. Whose national guard is he even mobilising? Most states have independence on their on guard. What purpose does moving an armed force next to the border of your ally serve? What reason has he even given?

Why did you vote for this senile fucker? Forget the DNC, why didn't this scrub get knocked out of the RNC running immediately?

If you watch some of the Republican debates he just completely blew all the other candidates out of the water. He was the only candidate who spoke with serious energy and said things that none of the others were really willing to say.

well deserved

In the marketplace of ideas, attention is currency. Being the loud retard he is got him a lot of attention.

>Be american president
>Get shot

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>be French president
>survive shooting and bombing attempts

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>Be shot by an american

that's what happens to c*tholics 'round these parts
take note wop

>Be american president
>Get shot

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i would cast her. if you know what i mean :)

Blacks could go to school just not at white ones. Britain will one day realize that keeping them separated was a good thing.

He's not sending the militia or minutemen he's sending the national guard. Some states have their own state guard but they are not typically paid or funded by the government. Trump has complete authority over the US military including the National Guard.

Sometimes your allies are the ones that fuck you the most. The purpose is to shoot beaners that try to cross our border. It's not really very complicated.

Why did we vote for this fucker? Why not? He's been doing a fantastic job. Maybe we can invade Britain next and turn it into a giant golf course.

business idea: Get banned from Jow Forums for implicitly advocating the assassination of the current President of the United States of America

Rand was clearly the superior choice. Not only that, he's an ACTUAL conservative.

>MLK death
>good
what a retard

>be American president delivering speech
>get shot
>continue and finish speech because it's just a flesh wound.

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That's exactly what he meant you dumb slav

Rand might be a good contender later down the road. America needed someone who can fight dirty to get us on the right path first.

>the purpose is to shoot beaners that try to cross our border
>he thinks anyone will get killed

Oh you poor simple naive retard

>reddit spacing
>tripfag
anything else?

Yes one, I love you

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I didn't say anyone will get shot. Just that the point of having an armed force on the border is to shoot people that may try to cross it. How does it feel to have fetal alcohol syndrome?

Based

>What are aeroplanes

That aside...

I'm vaguely curious as to which wall/extreme border crossing you think was a) succesful and b) not torn down ASAP in order to show the impotence of the leader who ordered it's creation.

>Be German Chancellor
>Survive more than 40 assassination attempts
>Bombs go off 10 minutes early or late, sometimes miraculously fail to explode at all
>Survive a bomb actually detonating like 3 feet from you with minor injuries
>An hero

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You forgot that he killed himself
>only the führer can kills the führer

*4th

>be president
>get shot

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newfag

>Be Italian
>attack the Isonzo 6.92*10^3000 times

>be american president
>get shot
>live for another nine hours even without adequate medical attention

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You're not a full citizen without being given a baptism of fire by Ruger, Smith & Wesson or Remington.

>Several of the closest men around Schrank began pummeling him, and others screamed "kill him!", and “hang him!”. Roosevelt, seeing what was happening, yelled to the crowd, "Don’t hurt him. Bring him here. I want to see him". The crowd, hearing Roosevelt's voice, looked at Roosevelt, astonished to see him standing up and talking. A member said, “Is he okay?”; Roosevelt, with a reassuring smile, waved his hat in the air and said, “I’m alright, I’m alright”. In relief, the crowd erupted in cheers, enabling four policemen to gain their way into the crowd and hold Schrank. Roosevelt ordered, "Bring him to me". Schrank was led to Roosevelt, and the two men looked into each other's eyes. Putting his hands on Schrank's head so he could look at him, and to determine if he had seen him before, Roosevelt said to Schrank, "What did you do it for?" Getting no response, he said, "Oh, what’s the use? Turn him over to the police". As police held Schrank, Roosevelt looked down at him, and said "You poor creature." Roosevelt ordered, "Officers, take charge of him, and see that there is no violence done to him".

jesus

>be British PM
>get bombed by the IRA

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trump pls go home

I own guns from all three brands! RIP remington.

I was wrong about Mexico. They are, for the most part, good people. The new enemy is Uruguay.

Only Hitler could kill Hitler. God Bless

Fuck off homophobe.

the thing he got shot by
damn it's gotta hurt like shiiieet