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>tfw just came from the station and my pump had no less than 2 screens playing ads
>ads for food
first
honestly reckon it's some white van man having an affair with the woman living above tim and he can hear their shagging
he always says a white van turns up before the banging starts and it's been going on for like a year now so it's unlikely to be construction work
vile slug of a creature
The Mexican poster is the only human being I can ever really respect
this cunt's boring the ears off me
boring the ears off me
this cunt's boring the ears off me
boring the ears off me
I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ABOUT YOUR MA OR YOUR FAT DA OR YOUR HOW YOUR BROTHERS KNOW PEOPLE WHO ARE IN THE RA
14/88, lads
>97.8% of Men have lost their virginity by age 19
6.8
KOT
0.15909090909
the gf's camera roll
wtf no i dont
im a towering 5 feet 9 inches tall
6.8!!
>slut shrapnel
nice tradthot
dont think losing my virginity is on the cards before my 24th birthday lads
what a bloody shame
I hope so
that would be amazing
>The Metropolitan Police says a man in his 20s has died after being stabbed in Hackney in east London
oi bruv wheres your life licence
Have literally 3 tinder women on the go at once lads
haha yeah
Never been happier to be out-newed.
CAREFUL NED
going to filter oxford he's making me jealous
lost mine on my 19th birthday
OH NO NO NO
hope you get banned permanently for this post
iav ehad it up to HEAR with all you NEUROTYPICAL kunts rewining my brit if yew dont fucking leave and never cum back right now i'm gona loss it
Stood in the Tesco queue with several packs of sanitary towels and a couple of lads said "time of the month mate?"
In that other pic you do, got his conniving expression on your mug
turtle >>> oxford
no way lol
when you gonna marry her?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
r9k is invading
love all the fascinating characters here nassim beto moni oxford etc
paul denton.
what does bregzit mean
98% of men can't be normies
>tfw used to think that Anne Hathaway was British and that Christian Bale was American
Might just say fuck it and start acting like a psuedo nihilist wild man
maybe I can force myself into normiedom that way
i've got a fitter gf than oxford's but in all other regards he's got a better life than me
-bent
-manlet
-is a furry
still has a gf
it isnt fair, why cant we all be oxford bender
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tbf oxfords gf might look a bit mannish but considering that hes gay thats probably a plus in his opinion
what does it mean when a girl does this to you?
>enter a random /s/ thread
>was invaded by /brit/posts 2 days ago
come on now lads
desu the way internet censorship is going I'm surprised people arent getting locked up for torrenting films
a bender can get a gf but you can't
can you explain this?
/brit/ is full of normie enablers
Oxford is charismatic fun and confident and I'm not
>gay =! faggot
or something like that
i thought tom hardy was tall
you look decent in that pic with your hair tied back
>not using 98 layers of VPNs when torrenting
>tfw in the 2.2%
When do we march lads
load a shite man shut ya shit
it means that she's in a loving relationship with you
YOU BELONG HERE
my dog died today
;[
christian bale is welsh
Christian Bale isn't American?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
She's going for the soul
Exercise caution
If I don't lose the v before I get my own place Ill order a prostitute on my first night alone in my own place
what would actually happen if a pet rock got caught with a few pills/tabs on him
Never knew that he was a midget
>the incel misogynist anti-semitic spic MGTOW telling other people to go to Jow Forums
erm...sweetie...own any mirrors? haha x
she looks like su!
Why is Tim so weird?
christian bale is gareth bale's brother
was his name, Ray?
Justice delicious
>population is depressed
>they manage their depression with alcohol, tobacco and sugar
>this impacts their health
>the solution: more tax on alcohol, tobacco and sugar
what could go wrong
dont care
that's a meme
he has debilitating mental illnesses
Lost mine at 17
I'm a virgin and I need to be loved
sue
might find a tinder date and make up an elaborate backstory about myself to the prospective gf before i sex her and then break off all contact
you are loved.
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team creme
but not romantically
just want the stress to fuck off
why can humans feel stress, fuck off, just want to feel normal not have a headache all day
genuinely upset that i will never marry aisha
state of me
you can love me anytime, big boi ;)
ON THE 30TH OF APRIL INCELS MARCH INTO LONDON AND SEIZE POWER
What do I do with all of this Anglo power guys?
was just a plot to lose the V card as quick as possible
yes
JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES
This brit became so disgusting
it got filled of whinning losers
the 6.8 is a virgin I know it, i feel it in my bones
all rich and famous brits become yanks with time
wasn't /brit/ just talking about this??
Hither Green 'burglar' stabbing: Man, 78, arrested - bbc.co.uk
had a good group of friends and was pretty popular at my school and reckon I could have lost my virginity and been a normie somewhat but my parents decided to move when I was 15 and I couldn't make friends at my new school and I became a depressed incel loner because of the move and spent all my time online and I'm still like that now I'm 25
I blame them for everything 2bh