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If you're even on Jow Forums in the first place then you're probably into the thick of it anyway, not like ''normie wisdom'' can do you much good

Beto fears this.

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wish I was a prettyboy who could pull off light jeans, white shoes and no socks

>tell me about farage, why does he wear the brexit

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LOL

muh ass is flapping

i'm definitely considered one of the weirder ones among my normie social circles but i still manage to be well liked, have a girlfriend, go on nights out every now and then, held in respect

any this is us man in

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anyone else only able to make friends with girls?

ah yes latex heaven

Fuck off cunt. You're not welcome here.

lads i want to get STD vaccines like HPV etc
how do i talk to my doctor about this without looking like a mong
i at least want to know the dangers of sex and what kind of vaccines are available and if they're worth getting

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Cream worthy latex lad, cream worthy.

>going on Jow Forums and Jow Forums unironically helped expose me to certain truths that helped me immensely in life and i ended up improving myself a lot

share some lad am genuinely curious

all women are whores

im a virgin freak though

don't fuck with Beto he has connections to the Cartel

>anyone else only able to make friends with girls?

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Your mum certainly is. The massive slag

Black ppl are not as smart amd women are mean to virgins

if I was a girl I'd be the biggest slag on the planet

there was an episode of some political drama here recently where a girl goes on a spooky site (implied to be Jow Forums) and gets her computer hacked and has to show her boobies lmao. will never understand why normies so obsessed with this site and muh hacker on steroids meme

>w*Men are All Whores
>Virginity is sacred
>The Jews run everything
>Israel is Based tho
>Muslims are bad
>trump is BASED
>

Who would win Beto cartel vs IRA?

the IRA are look 200 drug dealing catholic padeophiles at this point and i think some of the cartels go into about 40,000 Fighters

>>Virginity is sacred
how is it not

what? the HPV vaccine is for females only
just wear a condom and get the hepatitis vaccines

When I see Francine on American Dad I imagine her as Holly Willouby

watched the webms on /tv/ and got an embarrassingly large stiffy

the 6.8
so close yet so far

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Most useful knowledge i ever obtained was from a friemd who was into gnostic occult stuff

And from random youtube videos on cbt, jungian therapy and meditatiom

i learned a lot about women, statistics, what things are considered cringe, the importance of masculinity and assertiveness, a lot of common sense wisdom stuff actually, just the stuff i never really heard as a young lad growing up since things are so politically correct and movies really lie about the nature of things

used to be a 'nice guy' that put women on a pedestal, Jow Forums helped teach me how retarded that was.
however, i didn't slip into full on women hate, i just stopped being a fedora-tier women respecter, and started to treat them how they wanted to be treated, and they liked me for it.

>just wear a condom

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Grassed on his neighbour and laughed when they shot him dead.

glad I'm off the happy pills
I can bust a nut in 30 seconds flat now

just shagged the 7.25

really like the idea of a cute girl having a nickname for me that only she uses unfortunately the only cute girl that does this for me has chosen the nickname "freak"

holly

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The ira are not padeophiles you prod lying cunt post proof.

Been Unemployed for about 7 months and have absolutely no idea how.

Haha virgin

Really wish i had a son

Because you have no marketable skills or personality traits.

are the Irish still at it
fucks sake

sue

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Why is Play to the Whistle so fucking shite?

That long-haired score keeping cunt needs his teeth knocking out.

cute

don't believe this

virginity IS sacred
two of my friends lost their virginity to one-night stands and both of them said they deeply regretted it

Jews really are behind everything. Chad really does have it easier. But there is one piece of information I learned from real life that Jow Forums got completely wrong.

Personality isn't a meme and a stellar personality can outdo even the Chaddest of appearances.

t. stole a girl away from a guy at least 4 points higher than me

Serotonin system fucked for life.

been unemployed since i finished uni last year
never worked

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AAAAAAAAAaaaa

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as you wish

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have you ever been banned, you literally post this fucking ugly rat cunt all day every fucking day, ten fucking images a fucking thread, if I was a billionaire I'd pay to have you found and brought to me so I could slowly and agonizingly torture you to death, think what the cartels do

taco belle

have had 4 pet rats myself. lovable little critters

being irish or and catholic automatically makes you a nonce

this guy gets it
you have to BALANCE Jow Forums and Normie philosophies
the ubermensch of the 21st century is the Autist-Chad.

I'm already redpilled on personality

I know a 6/10 turbochad who can literally fuck whoever he wants

can't say the same for myself LOL

I've been unemployed for 13 years, la

>Reviewbrah disavowing his longest followers and the ones who gave him that name

No longer our guy

Tantric sex with a lover is far superior to just plain old in and out

Lots of massages, sharing personal thoughts and explorations of body and sense

they are very cute
I love their little wiggling noses and adorable little hands

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why do you think thats a good thing?

pics of rattos

how do you do fellow conservatives

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>used to be a 'nice guy' that put women on a pedestal, Jow Forums helped teach me how retarded that was.
Same here but I genuinely have no idea how to be anything else, it doesnt help that I have no female contact so I cant really practice.

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they say pets look like their owners

>le autistic suit man

>sweet, caring guy can't bring himself to be a hateful, bitter cunt
oh no what a shit he is

I'm almost 24 and have a whopping one month of total employment time. Which was 6 years ago.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY WILLYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=0Xmqb4W2T0M
mental lads

this is actually completely true i completely neglected my personality and got surprised when even munters had a hot gf but not me, still have no idea what having a personality means tho

last few threads have been great

Same, mother just lost all hope she had in me

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yeah they were alri

COCAlombian

Well yeah but apart from that

i did probably two whole years of practice on omegle, tinder, kik and snapchat flirting with girls, sexting them, camsex, even sometimes talking to girls for months and months, while also joining online group chats and making online mates to practice being more of a lad, before i eventually lost my virginity and started taking serious steps to becoming a normie irl

it helps a lot. however i relied a lot on my looks, i'm probably a mid 7 and this helped i think

Crap, like your face.

theresa may is about as conservative as my wanking habits

hate the mexican, one of the worst posters going, schizophrenic sad case, would love to see him beheaded with a chainsaw

>You don't have marketable personality traits

Life fucking sucks

post face

:)

Here's a tip: active listening. If you ask a girl a question and she starts responding, let out little acknowledging "mhm", "oh serious?", "how'd that happen?" etc. and you will immediately raise in her estimation. If you're particularly good at reading a conversation, you can even predict the end of her sentence and say the last few words/word at the same time she does and she'll actually believe that you're both on some bizarre unique wavelength like soulmates or some shit. Throw in some compliments, jokes and the occasional small favour (favours that she does for you, after all, why would you ever do something for someone that you don't like? if she's doing something for you, even as small as giving you some chewing gum, she makes the connection in her brain that she must like you on some level) and you're already streets ahead of the average joe that just says "hey" and talks about the 5 a side game they had at the weekend.