It's Monday evening!
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Share your dreams if you've got some~
Mine recent ones are simply too crazy to comprehend by me, not to mention talk about.
Friggin' tram police chase, into an incognito gladiator's riot and huskies, and a movie night.
Also I think somebody got raped and / or I died twice.
Best lewd threads are those on the whim and unexpected, but here you go.
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Random cute stuff and a bunch of ṕo̢͢i͘s̀ó̕n̴͜s̵.
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fast happy day
Hiya!
die
Hello.
Guten Abend
the best lewd threads are the ones that don't exist
hello yuuka!
Stop posting my wife.
Today was a sad day for me.
Someone was calling my name today and I didn't even hear them.
hello poland!
hi~
>t lewd thread
yep time to fuck yuuka kurwa
NEVEEEEEER
Henlo happy day person.
It may be a Monday, but at least the weather is nice.
I don't know how it's been over there,
but it's been hot as heck over here.
Now it's starting to get comfy.
we have one of those today it seems
Allo! Nice animated flag you've got there~
Sup Future, my day could be summarized as immeasurable disappointment and ruin, but at least I managed to escape into vidya and maths for a moment.
ᴺᵒʷ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵗ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃᶰˢʷᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ "ˢᵘᵖ?" ᑫᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒᶰ⋅
>MH1 id
Never played /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
MHFU is pretty darn good tho, even today~
Awoo sleepy "GUY"
Morgen and day, and dobry wieczór.
>FEX id
It means.. something! ᶠᵉᵈᴱˣ!
Spazzeeeeeeeee
We need more Spazz in the world.
>TpocH+ id
+ T-pose +
Aeiou Duke o/
Living right?
How do you know they were calling you if, as you said, you didn't even hear them? ʕ•ᴥ• ʔ
Did you manage to miss a public encounter with somebody you know by an unconcious cold shoulder of ignorance to the psyche?
Hoila R'unner and how are you doin'?
>CR8 id
Crazy! Or "create"!
>in Finland
Comfy, rich as funk, German poster.
woaw rude
>but it's been hot as heck over here.
Are you living far South of USA? Closer to equator or Souther hemisphere, the warmer should it get nowadays ᴵ ᵗʰᶦᶰᵏ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʰᵒʷ ᶦᵗ ʷᵒʳᵏˢ, ʳᶦᵗᵉ⋅
Nice to hear you don't have to worry about cold and flu all that much.
>HD id
Happy daaay!
Good night everyone
Kys discord nigger
I will kill you.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE SCARLET MANSION IS FUCKING DEAD
>woaw rude
no no no it's not rude you will like it
>Living right?
im driving in the left lane to spite you, actually.
oh wait, yuropoors already drive in the left lane. how disgusting.
how about yourself? are you driving in the right lane today for once?
I was standing in the hole way with my warm cup of tea dozing.
user told me I looked sad.
I said nothing and kept dozing off.
Yes, I live very close to the Gulf of Mexico.
Hell o
Nice cozy day off here friend. Sorry to hear about your setbacks, but without them the bright moments wouldn't seem quite as happy, would they?
>Vidya
What games? I'm bringing through Minecraft for the first time in nearly a decade here.
Nice cozy day off here friend. Sorry to hear about your setbacks, but without them the bright moments wouldn't seem quite as happy, would they?
>Vidya
What games? I'm binging through Minecraft for the first time in nearly a decade here.
Nice cozy day off here friend. Sorry to hear about your setbacks, but without them the bright moments wouldn't seem quite as happy, would they?
>Vidya
What games? I'm binging through Minecraft for the first time in nearly a decade here.
Huh, thought that first post aborted, odd.
I personally just saw "crate", probably due to the fact one can sit in a crate like a big box.
how was your day?
In one of my recent dreams that I remember I was killed by a commie somewhere in latin America or Cuba idk. It was an execution and I was shot in the chest but survived and finally died in a hospital after waking up (in the dream ofc).
AAAAAH
Hello there Happy Day, it’s me, Elliot Rodger here.
pls rember that wen u feel calm or tranquility
never forget ttimes of plunder and murder.
wen day is bloodless alway rember the day of the rake.
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Good night, pls come back tomorrow alive and well.
FUCK DUCK COCK I THOUGHT WE PLACED 300 X 300 FLAG OVER THERE ʕຈᴥຈ ʔ
That's nice of him / her~
Why such negative feeling towards it then? Unless you've been sad from a whole nother thing, that is.
Wowie, big warm water source.
Would probably be losing most of my shit in 90% of storms if I were to live near coastline, but would it be worth it for all those joggs and summer breeze, oh heck yeah!
Post it!
and alloo..!
oh oke~
I don't own a car /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
Not even a bicycle.
I share some common interests with Forest Gump.
>but without them the bright moments wouldn't seem quite as happy, would they?
Not if they are here to ruin your future (°□°)
>What games?
For Honor, because my three good pals hooked me into it once again.
>I'm binging through Minecraft for the first time in nearly a decade here.
I tried installing RLCraft not so long ago, ever since it got so popular, but turns out I suck at such simple things as downloading modpacks!
Sucky kentucky, at least I'm slowly curing myself from the cold.
Feels as if I'm taking two steps into the right way and one step back everytime I decide to feel good enough to do X or Y but heck fuck I wanna screeeeam.
Also I got cucked by educating system a lil' bit.
Everytime I'm pushed to my limits in my dreams, in terms of fear and bravery, it somehow feels as if I'm a completely different person.
Can you say the same~?
*pets the crowe*
To be frank, I stopped gathering your posts for about two weeks now.
I actually got lazy enough to stop screencapping nearly anything (´・ω・｀)
800th day might be a boring one if I don't visit archives soon.
>w0w id
Aeiou Elliot o/
rembered!
Rember'd
you got shot in the ass in vietnam?
No, but I like running.
And being dumb as a shoe.
Remembered!
It's that bad?
REMEBER
understood, the kot army has defeated clionel finally. now we shall attempt further BS
..naive, loves shrimps and heckton of luck.
Das mee~!
I'm over exaggerating ᵇᵘᵗ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃᶫᶫʸ ᶰᵒᵗ so yeah, kinda.
I just feel cheated, nothing much.
Hello hello happy day!
>I like running.
what a coincidence, i do too. i guess that makes me jungle rump then huh?
>And being dumb as a shoe.
being dumb is very fun, yes. have you considered getting your brain swapped out for a shoe? i hear it can increase shitposting potential.
>..naive, loves shrimps and heckton of luck.
shrimps are nice but i do not eat them often, i prefer a nice salmon fillet when it comes to seafood.
Remberedd
rmbred
Probably not. In Every dream I have I can say with certainty that it's still me. Though sometimes I seem to have no control over myself and make choices I would never make while conscious
Rembered.
So I’m heading home from work today and it’s just a calm day here today.
Hello as well as an early good night!
>i hear it can increase shitposting potential.
All I need is to not get enough sleep and I'm as good as after surgery.
>i prefer a nice salmon fillet
Very nice~
S4X Nicemark
It really be like that~
Cool!
Am about to sleep but probably not really.
Have a sweet rest-of-the-day o7
>All I need is to not get enough sleep and I'm as good as after surgery.
false you need good sleep to shitpost properly.
t. shoehead.
How do I sneak doujinshi through uni internet? Any free VPN that doesn't dox you?
I forgot it's only 2 pm and I'm getting drunk again, here is a second rember!!!!!!
Happy Day
Will I ever get a nice 9? If I start believing real hard, will I get things I want to?
What about cellular data?
Why, yes!
But look, you already have a very nice nine-ty!
If I start believing I am happy real hard, will I successfully make myself think I am happy?
Okey, hope it gets better for you soon. Sorry it took awhile to get back to you, village I'm working on got raided, succeeded in driving them off though.
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Noice, now drink milk fast.
Yus, need to start carrying some around with me, the witches gave me the most trouble out of the whole event.
But is giving yourself the illusion of happiness something one would want to?
Oi long time no see
its that time of the semester
It really is, ehh..
Good luck with your endeavours, I still got my maths to do.
It's not just an illusion - it's an actual, chemical component in your brain.
Call it crazy, it's the same thing.
They have witches in their ranks..?
You too Happy Day, hope you enjoy your sleep.
Yus, there's alot of different enemies in the village raids. Pretty expensive event to defeat too, ran through every arrow I just grinded out and a full stack of steak.
Where’d he go
Ahh my signal is so bad
Rembered!
Greetings, hope you sleep well when you do
Remb2
Same driveway again, same old street lamps zipping by on the corner of your vision
Once more you return from work arter a tiresome and bothersome day, wondering if there were any leftovers from yesterday's late night delivery
Your weary eyes try a quick rest but the caffeine you daily inject in your blood keeps them open
Your phone rings, must be your boss again
You look at the screen, says the number is unknown, you quickly flicker and answer the call, ready to receive some pointless yelling you surely did not need now
"Hell-"
Flashing lights, everything turns upside down, sharp pain
Distant voices, calm, heat and yells
Pressure, hot, hard
Nothing.
You wake up, the door offered more pressure than you imagined
The café is a pleasant harmony of brown smells and sweet colors
On a stool, pouting, is that old friend of yours
What was her name anyway? A feeling of deep nostalgia permeates you
She is clearly been waiting for a while, at least you are home now
You feel a vibration on your chest, must be your phone again
But there is another call you must answer now
Still alive and kickin'!
No where’d he go he hasn’t responded for a day
Probably sleeps.
He hasn’t responded for a full day and we always talk to each other at night I don’t know what happened to him
remba
how is everyone, I just took a 2 hour nap by accident, and now im sleepy and hurgy .
He slipped in the shower and broke his neck
I hope not
He didnt
He did
DID HE OR DID HE NOT
he did
burying him rn
Didn't.
sadly, he did. i'm at his funeral right now.