What is the least bullshit thing to invest money in?

things you enjoy

bitcoin/monero

BNB

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Wait til you’re in your 30s kid

yep yep

Property

Iron those sheets. SAVAGES!!!

What makes children a good investment in your 30s?

ETH/GVT/BNB in that order

Your skills

Real estate
Guns/ammo
Solar/Diesel generators
Water purifiers

Basically anything that will let you take care of you and your own in a scenario where shit goes down.

desperation to find meaning in your life

What does an ass like that smell like?

They should (if you brought them up well) look after you when your old. Having family to spend time with that you created is a wonderful thing.
Give purpose to your life.
You will understand when you're older. Loneliness blows.

Yourself

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Probably like endless posibilities and tide.

I meant more that by the time he gets to that age, his lol yolo mentality will wear off. The earlier the better to have kids as long as you have good income and a good woman

Idk what this is but this is why I'm invested into LINK.

poopie

poop

Sorry to crush your dreams

yourself :)

a realdoll

if this pic becomes reality you made it. you def made it.

like bags of sand

you clone yourself, making little bagholders who will earn gold for your family

I can picture it so bad, it hurts user. I need this so much.

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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Real estate and specifically billboards to start out

Only real estate play I know of where you can make your money back year 1

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genetic deadend detected

i like you

also, monero

This made me laugh so hard, the worst advice ever

user believed in the bull market, the orgiastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter—tomorrow we will trade faster, stretch out our margins farther…. And one fine morning— So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past

Do you plan on looking after your parents and watch them died slowly? Yeah didn't think so, you will throw them in some death home and forget about them and enjoy your own life like every fucker does, don't be stupid cunt

What difference does it make?

what he said, but also gold and silver so you have a very liquid asset to trade for anything else you might need

Not everyone is a selfish cunt.

EOS

That's narcissistic parenting. They are children, not slaves.

>muh life inspiration
lol these third worlder pajeets can't even find purpose in life. I'm 38 years old and I still don't have a child but my life has been meaningful, like doing the things I like and mastering my hobbies. Must be boring in your empty slum neighborhood huh.

I chose to spend no money and sign up for an audible trial on a debit card on a bank account I no longer have.

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>I'm a family man
>I run a family business
>This is my son and my partner, H.W.

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Invest in your reputation.

wait 10 years and you will deeply regret not having had sons earlier

With the caveat that it's only a good investment if you're a good person (as in objective genetic quality, not subjective societal norm). For terrible people having kids will only make them miserable

Dis

Genetic immortality is the endgame of actual Jow Forumsnessmen who didn't confuse the forest for the trees..
Alternate beliefs in gods or transhumanism are coping mechanisms from broken people, and nihilism is immaturity

something to store value like a Rolex or a whore

>Genetic immortality
Interesting user, do go on. What is genetic immortality?

When in a billion years your descendants are still around.

that dont mean shit when the planet is turning to shit from pollution and overpopulation

Duuh

Oh.. Now that I think of it.. This is something I really care about..

Why tho

Lists real estate as prep for apocalypse

So you can build a place with a wall around it duh haven't you seen Walking Dead

>having kids to give your life "meaning", give you something to do, take care of you when you're senile
>not selfish

>Normie: The Post

In Cryptopiece.com

38 years old and calling people pajeets on an anonymous imageboard. As long as ‘mastering your hobbies’ truly fulfills you then more power to you. Fact is you’re either lying to yourself or the internet.

As long as my fat lazy wife has many sons before divorcing me so I can do fantasy leagues and NCAA brackets with my many screaming grandchildren while they all wait for me to die..

Chinese porcelain

Hey isnt suicide the answer

Kek my wife irons the sheets

Education and Valuable middle of production goods such as Rare Earth Metal.

Negative! Born alone, die alone user.....ftw...

That's why my kids are gonna have to kill your kids.

unironically yourself. and not just for financial reasons

>04/06/18
Yup, the world maybe has 200 years before they must destroy the population and start over...radiation, solution, and genetically modified shit is destroying the world slowly

Pooltrade pre-ico

pooltrade.io

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Arable land, or land that has natural resources like water, fishing, and hunting. If the shit truly hits the fan, you can feed yourself.

>implying
maybe he actually is happy and you are just mad that someone with a diferent view on life is happier than you user

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warm dingleberries

Utilities

Unironically yourself

>The greatest project you’ll ever work on is you

I find no purpose in that; my thirst for knowledge is unquenchable and loneliness is what I seek, as I can't think in noise.

This is New Zealand no?

That's the dream right there.

My dad is taking good care of my grandma right now as she's on her way out the door. I hope to someday do the same for him, so my kids can watch that and imitate, and continue the cycle of proper family values.

female loli slaves

index funds

>work since 16
>live frugally
>invest monthly
>comfortably retire at 35

land is the only correct answer

You have married well user!

fucking kek

Please explain how investing in non tax sheltered funds for 20 years is going to provide income for someone until they die. Inflation and taxes are going to shred your gains, there is literally know way in fuck that 20 years of investing is going to last 50 plus years

>not knowing how index funds work

who cares? once you're dead you're dead. regardless of how many kids you have or what you achieve 3 generations from now nobody will ever remember you existed.

>nihilism is immaturity
no, thinking the human race needs your dna to survive is immaturity. thinking you are special and that you will "live forever" through your offspring is immature. the reality is procreation is nothing more than a deeply engrained instinct designed to keep the species alive, even though there are already far too many humans on this planet and whether you have kids or not will make no difference at all in the long run

Yet here you are while others that could of been are not.

Experiences, thats the answer user, go see something, do something, breath in the fresh air, the mountains oh how beautiful they are, the leaves falling so beautifully from the swaying trees, a dip in the lake would sure be nice on a summer day.... But wait.... Is that... Oh is that....... BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

BraaaaaAaAAAAAAApp pffffFffftttttefffftppphhhhhhhhh

LuLaRoe merchandise

why must you constantly start threads with shit like this? are you that desperate for a click?