Culture Pals - /cp/

>40 minutes until I finish work
>Night shifts.
Urban life

Shup ut

holy shit the turkish girl replied, nevermind not killing myself

what do I put in my bio to not sound like a boring cunt?

Good taste. Turks are quality qts when they have good English.

be yourself, a real human bean

"I am not a boring cunt. I'm a boring asshole"

This is unironically a good idea.

>I'm a boring asshole
Might give gay men the wrong/right idea

This turk qt I'm talking to is stupid hot and looks white for some reason

Pics brah

Go away, it's my qt, Pedro the druglord.

I once had a turk qt that was pale, blonde and with green eyes.

Best qt I've ever had, still chat from time to time, years later.

anzu?

> "I'm still talking to a girl I never smashed"

Cuck

>He thinks it's a girl

Nope. You an old timer?

Also nice dubs

nope, pls explain

>implying

I've been talking for 6 years to a girl I met in r9k without meeting

> R9k
> girls

Got some bad news...

I asked because I said this was years ago, so I figured if you tried to guess it was because you were around.

Dem digits.

>He thinks it's a girl

explain how you fucking manage to meet girls on r9k

I hear this meme constantly and I can't figure out which threads they exist in

I have seen her on webcam several times.
it was a thread about lonely people, with "hey I'm a girl from [country], anybody wanna chat?"

Quite possibly a trap

doesn't have a dick

Where is she from? How old is she? And how old are you?

I'm sure (s)he told you that ;)

Aren't turks brown?

calm down nsa

This one isn't. Go figure.

at least the girls are like skinned

LMAO the slutty chink that sent pics to randy on okcupid just messaged me

Isn't she like a 2/10 in terms of facial aesthetics?

she just said hello and never replied again

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-2/10 and possibly retarded

Link to profile?

which one?

/stelin44

Well what did you say to her?

She looks like the Asian version of a Polish girl that I talked to once on interpals.

She sent them to me. lmao. You're in for easy nudes if you talk to her.
Absolutely.

Not even if they payed me

Good night, fags.

are the nudes any good?

what's the latest cp drama?

chris and the jap?

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Depends. Are you into barely legal 18 year old asian girls with a small body?

eh, it depends, is she normal looking? her face is fucked up

He is not white, so no.

Absolutely disgusting

don't post her nudes, holy shit how do you think that poor girl would feel, she's not even pretty and suddenly a bunch of naked pictures of her flying on the internet

> He believes the CHinese have feelings/emotions

I'm not gonna post 'em. They should get them by themselves if they want them

She's... weird. Small body, like a china doll. But kinda cute desu.

>Are you into barely legal 18 year old asian girls with a small body?
>barely legal
>(((18)))

i will send you postcards in jail :')

Eh I won't bother then, and she seems awfully boring to talk to, she literally only sent "hi"

>But kinda cute desu.
kys yourself

It's true, she took a picture of a document and sent me before. Don't ask me how that happened. I also thought we was below 18. But it said April 1999 so I don't feel guilty at all

>When you're vegan and must create your own leather

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To be fair, most women are beautiful when they're naked.

after seeing the korean you were into you have by default shit taste
WRONG

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What? No fucking way. Pretty faces are much more common than pretty bodies.

ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS

>Pretty faces are much more common than pretty bodies

Not really, leaf.

Unless they're extremely ugly.

Also, which one of you nibbas is sending me messages asking me whether or not I am Randy lmao

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fucking turkish bitch won't reply to me, I asked what her favorite anime was

I disagree. Come here and you'll know.

IF SHE BREATHES, SHES A THOT

Virgin detected. Most girls look better with clothes on.
Your butthurt comes from the fact that you invested all of your emotions into that one interpals sloot. Send more messages and stop caring.

WHY IS INTERPALS SO BUGGY

>blocks the name
>leaves the "user was online x time ago"

I know, but I sended messages to tons of bitches and she's the only one who at least said hi, then stopped replying.

nigga stop being so clingy
talk to other girls or relax

HOLY FUCK I AM SO DUMB

>Most girls look better with clothes on.
You're the virgin

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Gib tuga gf

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>It's true, she took a picture of a document and sent me before
this is consent in 2018 :')

>fucking turkish bitch won't reply to me, I asked what her favorite anime was
I hope she sends you 25 item list with 300-word explanations for each.

W-why are you bullying me

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you gotta admit you've been quite the brainlet as of late

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youtu.be/ZTg6hg1miFg?t=158

What are your messages like?
It's easy to put on flattering clothes. It's harder to eat well, and even harder to have the discipline to go to the gym. You virgin fuck.

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Give me your virgin boibussy

ayy thats me

>29views
>7massages

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>messaging a woman about anime
STOP

I accidentally made you famous. Sorry about that

Its fine, thats better for me
if other anons see my profile rate it and give tips, it will be appreciated

>17
>ugly
My tip is to cease being ugly. Or at least take better pictures.

you need pics you havent taken yourself, preferably outside with others and if you havent got the looks, which im sorry but you dont, dont be the focus of the picture. You saw my profile, in the photos the focus was always on other stuff; the view, the cake, and lastly the cat

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