So int, whats your heritage?

>dad is fathered by a gay muslim preacher and the surrogate mother is also his dad's mother in law

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6 gorillion years of inbreeding led to this point

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what flag is the top right with the blue green and the red wheel?

some of you would say ancestry doesn't matter but its the reason the first 17 years of my life were fucked

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romani (gypsies)

Solid stable lineage!

Pushkin. See jew banker.

how the fuck do you even find out this stuff without paying out the ass for ancestry

Work in progress, but I just made it. Found my old ancestry.com account and relearned some guys I forgot about so that's col

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What is like having a mom that is way more successful than your dad?

All American flags, so who cares

Public record sites rape you by making you gamble on information that might help you or might be useless. Start with asking your family and hopefully you can trace one of them really far. Also if anyone knows about some free, good public record sites then tell me.

>gay jew nigger arab asian

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frenchies can't resist the BIG HILLBILLY COCK

ALL of them?

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Are your parents still together?

no

r8

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Can't you just ask your parents? It's only going back three generations.

I temember you
also
>dying drunk in a swamp
kickass way to die tb.h

Im too lazy to do anything else

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Don't hate me

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How big is your dick

8 inches. It has trouble staying up in bed though. Probably watched too much porn.

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Mine is really similar, except my dad is Canadian and everything before is Irish

>Asia Central
KHAND

As Maltese as on can get.

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I promise I'm not retarded

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Do you speak Maltese?

>That DNA
Dude...

Dios mio... el devorador de mundos....

>le canada est juif, noir, et asiatique
tout comme j'ai prévu

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Hohol, please.

wat

Yes.

gib rimac

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>being a mutt

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Mine is Portugal all the way up to at least the XIV century or something.

My surname goes way longer back and it's not a common one, but I can't prove that my ancestors were blue blood or just took the name of their bosses or some shit.

My surname is extremely regional...

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dad sounds based desu

more anglo than you

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Of course the swede has some shit mixed in.

pls no buli

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>Ex-muslim
pathetic

mostly med

>Black, moor, gypsy and jew heritage

I'm sorry for you.

>tfw

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>Acadian
>Quebecois

You guys are so lucky you didn't end up leafs

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Not very interesting desu

I'm kinda ashamed how little I know about these guys honestly, I don't know shit about my great grandparents especially.

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>Sumogate
>Three grandads

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rate

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Can trace my ancestry back to 1804

they're all Turkish farmers. from the same village.

How do you all find these out?
My family doesnt really know mine, and I cant pay for any website to do it for me.

I don't even know, probably a lot of disgusting things?

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You know you're racially fucked up when you need to assure other people you're not a retard in some mental institution.

I just asked around as a kid and sometimes as an adult. Kind of "orally inherited family history"

I N D I A N
Okay, maybe a bit Aryan too but who cares.

Currywurst is most aryan thing ever happended

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it's fine I am 6'5"
wtf I didn't even know this existed

Never heard of it.

kys

portuguese

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All are Ashkenazi Jews, obviously. Flags are places of birth.

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How much is your meme-Q?

Only god knows.

It was 147 when I was tested as a child, but I dropped out of uni and am a total brainlet so I guess it doesn't matter

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So your family is originally from the west bank/gaza but you and your father are Israeli citizens?

How do you draw so good on those little wojak faces?

If this is real I'd give up on life

Japanese phone assembler?
Why we would assemble phone it's too high payment if we work for it.
Isn't it Chinese?

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Now I know that this isn't your heritage but if anyone here has any gypsy in them I just want them to know that I despise them.

Fuck you to all Gypsies. Die

I wish I was Greek

An obsession with paint and too much free time.

My grandmother on my father's side is a little unclear where the fuck she came from, I'm going to just assume they weren't immigrants then

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wtf

7/10 bait

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What a goddamned mess. This is a joke, right?

Mine is just norwegian, at least the four generations up I've checked. Mostly farmers, but on my mother's side the fathers were economists.

i wanted to draw the top row too, but i have no idea what they looked like

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every generation gets poorer

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