Bidet General

I actually do, I just haven't installed it in my toilet yet.

Same here but i am not here.
It also starts getting hurt after the second wipe.

>not just washing your asshole in the shower
Why do you even need a separate device for that?

Why not? How long have you had it without installing? What brand? How much did it cost? Where did you buy it from?

>Washing your ass while in panties
iq89 why don't she take them off

There's a shower where I work now?

that's just a lace belt

You mean there is no shower at your work? Why question mark?

I haven't installed it due to laziness. I dunno what brand, it's across the house right now and I'm not gonna get up, but I think it was around like $20. I got it off of Amazon.

It installs underneath the toilet seat, and simply connects to your main (cold) water line that fills the toilet tank. It's a simple installation with no fancy parts.

Is this a meme?

Americans not washing their buttholes? Not a meme, it's a reality.

We know nothing of these devices here, honestly

>pull my pants up with a wet asshole
They come with a built-in blow-drier these days.
>why are they so uncommon
Because sadly your country, just like mine, is basically 3rd world tier when it comes to infrastructure and living standards compared to Japan.

You just use your left hand and get up in their bro. It's fine just rip out chunks of nugget the water cleans your hands bro toiler paper is for savages.

Earlier I was too anxious to leave my place to use the communal amenities block, since there were loud people outside, meaning I ended up shitting my pants while trying to hold it in, furiously angry at myself and everyone who wouldn't fuck off for allowing it to happen. Ended up using a wet sponge and splashing water from the sink to clean my arse. A poverty bidet, if you will.
Loitering loudly outside someone's place, seriously fucking mass shotgun killing spree material right there. If I had the confidence and arrogance to be a massive passive aggressive cunt I'd be loud just outside their door in the middle of the morning to see how they like being made feel awkward by people being selfish arseholes.

I really fucking hate being around people these days. Even if you try to mind your own business and keep to yourself, they go out of their way to try and make you feel guilty for it. Literally the only person here who hasn't had the cops coming in at 3am after a domestic dispute.

I fucking hate being a poor, mentally ill freak with a crippling fear of people and being stuck surrounded by bogan scum. They are all mates with the landlord so you can't even say anything without risking upsetting someone and being involved in a massive screaming mess. Everyone who gets kicked out end up being deadheads who start shit with the landlords bogan family and friends.

So yeah, I've used a bidet. Not the greatest experience. Polite sage.

They almost non-existent here as well. This guy is bullshitting.

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Nothing worse than seeing blood when you wipe

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It legit feels awesome shooting water into your asshole, I highly recommend it

>bullshitting
Are you blind or what? I said nothing about Russians using or not using a bidet.

You savages. You wipe your ass with paper beforehand. Again and again. When the paper is clean enough you can use the bidet, clean your asshole with soap and then your ass will just be wet, not dirty, and you can use a towel. Paper on a wet asshole melts.

I thought this is normal? At least it's how pappy taught me how to wipe.

I was only able to use this one in Japan. Pretty nice, I’d say. Pic related is more common here than what you posted though. And yes, you still need to wipe your ass (this shouldn’t even be a question wtf) unless you want to walk around with wet pants

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EVERY DAY!
WHEN WILL IT STOP?!?

Use wet towels / wet wipes if you are in a place w/o bidet.
If you are at home use fucking shower, it's not that hard

>they dont have a bidet at home

>use fucking shower, it's not that hard
WTF bro I'm not going to take a shower after every shit that's a pretty big inconvenience.

Of course u need to wash ur ass! Everyone needs it!

you're filthy. no wonder american smell's like dried shit whenever they passed by.

Do you wipe with sandpaper by any chance ?

wet wipes will clog up the drain, they absolutely do not belong in the toilet.
how come this guy is the first in thread who knows how it's done. wtf Jow Forums

wash your ass
use paper to dry
???
profit
One you go bidet you never comeback to be honest pham

I do, but it depends on the type of shit that comes out. If its solid and healthy or dry and painful, toilet paper is enough.
But if its mushy and sticky, i have to wash the shit out of my ass crack on a separate bidet, not the squirting thing installed in a toilet. I hate Tarzans, or dingle berries as others call it.
Its horrible. Worst are the hangover dumps, they are vile and evil, reek of death and sorrow, and they stick to everything. Even the bowls, the water cant flush them and the brush gets all shitty if i use it so i have to lay toilet paper where the shit falls

Bidets are gross. The water that touched someone else's shit falls on the holes where the water comes out of.
I'm a /shitandshower/ kind of guy.

Dont you have baby wipes in the us?

Every bathroom in Italy has a bidet

I don't see myself wiping my hole everyday, knowing the fact that I shit at least 3 times a day.

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Fuck's sake i missclicked

It's pretty comfy desu

It's one of the best inventions of the world
can't live without it

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i had to do this when i went to Brazil
i fucking hate countries that don't have a simple bidet

>the water that touched someone else's shit falls on the holes where the water comes out of.
?????????

Where does the water that cleans people splash?

When the bowl cancer finally spreads and kills you.