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old people need to die so we can live
First cup of tea going down like a slice of spunk.
old people do die lad. one of the main things about being an old person, dying.
Name a better music cd.
I'll wait.
glad i didn't grow up in a council estate desu
although i wish i did so a hard work ethic could be instilled into me
I'm going to rape every single british girl
Nah gen Z will take their jobs, we're the lost generation.
*goes for you*
wish i was old haha
might join a Buddhist Monastery lads, thoughts?
Money is evil, a pox on humanity.
>council estate
>hard work ethic
Haha no.
not soon enough, 75 should be a cut off
Back to normal today thank fuck lads
Think I'll stay off the 'lls for a while
NOT a fan of this OP
Boss needed a file that I had in my locker, but I'm working from home. Made me tell them my locker code so they could get it. Pretty sure I have a whisky mini in there under my spare tie, hope she doesn't find it.
alri cska ultra
thoughts? thinking i might knock you out
Not even sure what this is but seeing a CD makes me feel old. Last time I handled a CD was late 2000s and it was probably a burned compilation with some shitty joke on the cover underneath "Memorex"
i'm so intelligent that's why i'm suicidal
>'lls
What?
having a lie down
how do duddhists in the UK get alms?
pills
fuck off nonce
'Nuff said.
I trained with the Xiaolin monks back 2012 mate, you'd be dead before you even threw a punch
australians and women are the most oppressed people in the world
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yooooou're getttting fiiiiireeeddd
Know this feel, been there, done that.
The problem is your attitude towards work; considering it "toil". You've imbued any meaningful work with the dread of a ditchdigging monotonous time consuming gig that leads nowhere. Start with something you're good at, then move into something you want to do or like doing and go from there. Find ways to make passive income, use discord to find communities of people who also want to be financially free and go from there.
Opportunities are virtually endless. Real Ways To Earn Online has biweekly virtual/telecommute jobs that only require a headset.
How did the nosey cunt know it would be in there?
I have a feeling oooooo OOHHHH
panicking and despairing so I think I'll wank again
well i might not knock you out dunno yet
post wank depression
work with a chinese bird who thought that was a christmas song
Ah ok.
Uppers? Downers? 2C? Viagra?
you old poes. gn, lad.
>go from there
Fuck
Off
Neuro
Typical
!
She asked where it was, told her it was in my locker as a "too bad, you'll have to wait until tomorrow" thing. Then she was adamant she needed it today and I caved because I'm terrified of authority figures
jou ma se poes
lovely
I miss it everyday lads
send her back
>oh someone gave it to me ages ago and I just left it there and forgot about it.
Is real.
Ping pong ching chong indeed.
Why are you such a pussy? Did your mum abuse you?
why dint you just say it was in bills house and freds house
hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
I wish I died in my sleep
sick of it all
same la
nah she's nice
I'm feeling great today. Got out of bed, went on spotify and started singing and dancing like a little autist
You should know better than to say no to Toilberg, he'll fire you on the spot if you disobey
never learned to ride an orse
had a beer with my colleagues and boss when we went out for lunch the other week.
no you didnt
be quiet
>posts an old CD
>calls me old because I tell him I remember the late 2000s
gn2y2
>wen you go down the servo to get some darts for smoko
WHO ELSE BUYING EUROVISION TICKETS TODAAAAAAAAAAAAY IM SO EXCITED
Cucks...
quite like a boozy client meeting tbqh
swear i did.
we all asked the boss if we could, and he said well i'm having one.
he said the policy is that provided it doesn't cause a problem (which obviously a single pint wouldnt), he wouldn't do anything but if you came in stinking of alcohol or were misbehaving because you were drunk he'd go to hr.
Would never go to Europe. simple as.
i don't go to the bathroom any more i just piss in empty mugs
HIV laden hands struggled to type this
how is eurovision soy? lol it's all about gay debauchery and theatrics
I could literally drink beer at my desk if I wanted to
how hard can it be
could shit on the floor if i so chose
Where do you work?
Might join the RAF lads
>£18k apprenticeship for 3 years
>£25k guaranteed job after it
>cheap rent, cheap food
Can't see any downsides tbf, already a virgin sperg so isolation wouldn't be a problem
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such a sad song lads x
I hope my info helped.
thailand i think
Bangkok
I could literally wank at my desk if I wanted to
same. generally do on a friday afternoon
>cavalry doesn't exist anymore
"pills" on their own without context normally refers to the presses that are sold as MDMA but frequently adultered
lads, how are we going to stop major cities being consumed by the ocean
You'll get bummed
autistic runt
What job do you do?
could poo in my fist and take a bite out of it if i fancied
sound
nay thee
might write a philosophical book to stay the tide of such whackademics as Peterson and whats his name about the virtues of having a drink and a think
by being racist
why is speed so less common in the UK now than it used to be (or still is on the continent)?
reminder alan would heem thailad into the next century
only manlets can fit in cockpits
Maybe, but I'm not obliged to appear unless they give me a signing bonus.
you have to get naked with other lads and they'll laugh at your small pee pee
work for an IT company with various responsibilities
showed my dad a pic of alan and he lost all his teeth