Tell mom to get me KFC

>tell mom to get me KFC
>she brings McDonalds i stead
Fucking whore

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Bash that cunt's head in, m8.

I know right

There is only so much a man in his early 30s can take.

>he doesn't have delivery boy to buy kfc.

>go to a local KFC
>grease on the floor everywhere
>empty cups and crumbs on tables
>order a meal, its literally leaking grease that has been reused all week to cook
>go wash my hands
>toilet looks like a horror movie set

I already only eat fast food like 5-6 times per year, I might reduce it after that trip.

How old are you?

32 why?

>user can't get out of his bed due to his weight, so he sends his mom to take away something at a fast food

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She knows im not fit into society yet shes fucking decided to ruin my day anyway, both fastfoods are like 200 meters away to each other fuck

>I'm such a fucking train wreck of a person that I'm gonna trow a fit because mom served met the wrong junk food at my bed :,(

She knows the rules

Why doesn't she just kick you out of there?

woman dont learn from being told they learn by being hit

Im a father figure now also its none of your business. I cant work she knows that and i cant leave, so why she insists to treat me like rubbish and cant do one fucking thing correctly

This

I hit her once and she wouldnt shut up about it for next 3 years so yeah thanks but ill rather just yell

>mom
your level of diction is pitiable, please don't tell me you're a native english speaker

I am why

>first world problems

Nie wkurwiaj mnie piotrek

>pollock diaspora gets KFC instead of McD
>wanting McD when it's the absolute bottom of what gets away with being called food
>mum brings it

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I like KFC

>Live in tiny rural fishing village in Iceland

>No KFC, McDonald's, any fast food or kebab joints

I have to get burgers at the fucking gas station.

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Oh, I misread.

Anyways, why fast food and not something normal?

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>wanting McD when it's the absolute bottom of what gets away with being called food
S-shut up.

it doesn't even resemble food?

>I have to get burgers at the fucking gas station
I can't imagine how bad gas station burgers are.

I used to get shitty hot dogs from Statoil for 2 years because of my insane sleeping shedule - i was night animal back then

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Do you know anyone who works on a gas station in new mexico?

You looking for a job (and green card)?