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chortled

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bbc.com/news/uk-wales-43645636
screeching lads

package is taking a bit too long haha

youtube.com/watch?v=-1pfBw53amc
what are they singing about lads?

stuff your head with other things
keep doing that constantly until you're 85

got a long package for you right here haha

don't order Indian meds la

drugs lad?

are royal mail messing you about and not delivering your first class jiffy bags

United Kingdom:

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of course not

i jack off to all trades

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want to try Lyrica but the cunt doesn't accept monero

if your chang is coming in jiffy bags m8 i think you should get a new vendor

bait as fuck

free speech doesnt cover hate speech sweaty x

*opens it*
*fakes enthusiasm*
oh...

United States:

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will you accept a bit of pipecleaner in your eye

pancakes and coffee for brekkie

POO COMIN' OUTTA MY ASS!

THAT FEEL WHEN

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are we talking about the same thing

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>WAAHH THEY WON'T LET ME SAY N*GGGER

the state of rorkes,

bake him away toys.

is breakfast a yank invention? what are you supposed to eat

>is breakfast a yank invention? what are you supposed to eat

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It's an anti anxiety/anti psychotic no?

lib status: owned
*does a backflip onto my motorcycle*

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don't know
i know cancer patients usually accept their death is coming after a while so it shows its relative
believing in the afterlife really helps with that stuff. don't care what anyone says but imagining the nothingness after is just harder to swallow

I like to follow breakfast with connectslow.

Is this the episode where Kirk battles the Gorn on Cestis III?

S E E T H I N G

women simply cannot understand are stannis
truly a mans king

The S7 has got a software update lads

Here we go here we go Here we fucking goooo!!!

yeah, way too big for an 8-ball
postie will nick it

got loads of hairy chunks of spew in my system

this is why we needed a constitution with enshrined laws so that governments can't simply take away liberties as modern society allowed them to
but it's too late now

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Ladies.
I need to do dentist but am unaware of the correct procedure.

Do I just walk in, give my name to the receptionist and wait or do I have to pay some money?

>he's never sat down at the family table with his loved ones on a Sunday morning and said a prayer before tucking in to his mother's cooking
sad

I like to think of Heaven as a few brief moments of perfection when all of the universe's energy collects back to a single crystalline structure before God decides how to do the next go around.

*updates software*
*battery life reduced to 3 hours from 16 hours because of 'media.codec'*

very impressive.

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fuck me is that pete doherty

don't know what any of that means virgin haha

hate speech is a made up term to fit whatever leftists want it to mean. Now it means racism but in a few years it will mean criticising leftist governments

It's a picture of my mixed race step-down and I don't appreciate your comments thank you very much

it's a bizarre benzo that sort of feels like md at higher doses apparently

wow, so profound

Set up work camps for the unemployed

if I was bailed for murder I'd love this image on my beeb article

bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-43648896

When evaluating fraud, experts often cite the “fraud triangle,” identified in the 1950s by renowned criminologist Donald R. Cressey. The fraud triangle presents three elements that are the basis for fraud: Opportunity, motivation and rationalization. First, the person committing fraud may only do so if he has an opportunity. Second, the person must also have a motivation to commit the fraud, such as greed or need. Third, the person must have a rationalization. He or she does not see himself as a criminal, but justifies the behavior in some way.

hate burglars
love pints

melvin has got some serious issues

retarded
why would an Omnipotent God need to things multiple times? He knows every outcome

absolute lad

whos melvin then

Though I can scarcely recall the intimate details of that night, when I lost my virginity it was immediately followed by a moment of anticlimactic stupor and then about 10 hours of sleep.

y*nks need guns and STILL fail to protect their home

BritBULLS use screwdriver and WIN

>don't know what any of that means
>virgin haha

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redpill him on bitcoin private

absolutely based

Took pics of myself after working out to post on the 'der, but then I realise I have no idea what the 'standard' is for topless pics so I'll probably look like a skinny idiot haha

What's a higher dose? Got access to some but never thought about it before

for a country of 325 million people seems like there aren't that many of these kinds of stories
meanwhile Britain has around 65 million people and there are dystopian totalitarian stories of our government clamping down on freedoms all the fucking time, more than any other western country

I know it's fun to mock Americans but there comes a time to admit our country is a lot shitter than theirs in this respect

nah the burglar used a screwdriver and Richard 'Two Pints' Brook used a kitchen knife

and then you get hauled off to jail

/ourguy/

>He knows every outcome
It's similar to the infinitely weighted rock dilemma...God could create mathematical impossibilities, it's priced in to omnipotence.

why is it that if i have a disability that prevents me from working it's not my fault but if i'm lazy it is my fault

chronic laziness is a disability

mental how shepish the britoid public is

>bankers create economic downturn that spurns mass unemployment
>government gets into massive deficits bailing them out
>newspapers and government say dolescum are scum and don't deserve any money andare just too lazy
>britoid public agrees for some reason

go fucking piss your nappy elsewhere

read the article you fat spacker, he's been bailed

Runt

Richard 'Burglar Shook With One Right Hook' Brook

but when someone speaks out agisnst Jow Forums's alt right celebs they witch hunt him down saying free speech has consequences

oi bruv that's hate speech against the incontinent
20 year sentence

BCH is the only fork that's turned into something I can convert to BTC.

*inhales*

*puts a sock in it*

>Jow Forums is one person

*exhales*

government giving unemployed people benefits is a waste of money

*gives landlords another tax-break*

*puts my dick in it*

Satan give me number powers!

prefer openface sandwiches
saves bread too

the problem with england is its institutions have been ruined
in america they have the constitution to stop some of that

...

would be having a right mare this morning if i wasnt having such a pissing good time

one true king

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fuck

How about a closed-mouth sandwich you annoying fat fuck ahaha

take natural herbs instead
onlymyhealth.com/ashwagandha-anxiety-1317706713