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Flat is justice edition

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I CUT MY FINGER WHEN MAKING DESERT AND THERE'S BLOOD ON MY FRUIT BOWEL DESU AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Just use your other fingers?

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GOOD thread

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>Shokugeki no soma not on tomorrow
What did they mean by this?

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You're a worry mate, you need to be more careful.

Westy showing me around

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Taking you to a nice spot where we can watch the sun set.

Yum
Thanks

you goo guzzlers are active tonight usually I only have to hide one of these threads

Holy fuck this new phone is nice, all this shit actually works and the screen is real high res.
I guess this is the first time ever I've had a brand new phone.


Also me and Westy

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cant you set up an autofilter for us somehow?

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but westie is part of liechys harem, not yours

>implying any of you aren't part of my Harem

This is moving very fast... I was just showing you the sunset a second a go.

nah doing it manually is too satisfying to stop

>I was just showing you the sunset a second a go.
I'll show YOU a sunset

Wow, I'm surprised you didn't get a new one earlier
Weasty is part of everyone's haram desu

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um im only a part of liechties harem tyvm
pic related, me and liechty
fair enough, have fun with that then

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>I'll show YOU a sunset
Will you just?
>Weasty
>Weasty is part of everyone's haram
.... Does this mean I'm a slut or I'm just in demand.
Or both...

>I'm surprised you didn't get a new one earlier
I've never used them enough to spend more than a few dollars on a hand me down.
But now I see why people spend so much money on getting a new one.

why do you have seperate bowels for fruit? you lucky bastard

Both, although everyone wants a piece of you weasty you big bit of bread
The novelty will soon wear off

>The novelty will soon wear off
shutup
I want it to feel like this forever
Actually I might take a photo with my camera

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It really won't, in a few days that thing will be just another tool. Although the camera is pretty sweet.

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:3

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>everyone wants a piece of you weasty you big bit of bread
I've never been called a big bit of bread before...
I like it.
Thanks!
Whatcha gonna take a pic of?

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camera looks crap wtf

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wtf why is it 77KB

dunno. Download 3rd party software I guess

Well you are full of weast you big loaf
Your room looks a bit bare tb.h

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Looks like a room someone grew up in

>Your room looks a bit bare tb.h
That's because you aren't in it desu
Anyway, if you think that side is bare you should see the other half

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>Well you are full of weast you big loaf
I'm trying to think of something bread related to reply to this with but I'm too tired...
>That's because you aren't in it
He'd probably be bare too if he was.

>He'd probably be bare too if he was.
that's true

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>nz irl.jpeg
ffs and you kick off when we bowl underarm

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>normie replies to me
someone get the bleach

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I wouldn't want to grow up in that room
Christ mate get something to put in there, maybe a lava lamp or two
I'm tired too, I just looked at the time and holy shit it's late
>.O

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Is it a uni flat or something?

Owo

>normie

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>maybe a lava lamp or two
I'm not a baka like you with a scuffed lava lamp.
Maybe I can get some old GTA posters or some faggy Warhammer 40k books to spice up the place.

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I'm pretty sure it is
>I'm not a baka like you with a scuffed lava lamp.
Shut up it was cheap
>Maybe I can get some old GTA posters or some faggy Warhammer 40k books to spice up the place.
I only have one warhammer 40K and that's my old codex, at least I have things at my place.

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>at least I have things at my place.
s-shut up
I haven't bothered putting up all my anime posters yet

>anime posters

I have a rulebook and a blood angels codex

so this is where the magic happens?

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I've got a huge picture I don't know what to do with from the old Cadbury factory down your fellas end of the island.

It's got a couple of years on it.

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>magic

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stop crushing my dreams, i will have a nice and healthy and normal life

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Oh shit it's late, I better get to bed, night lads
I just have a space wolves codec
Cool poster, although I hate that place
I'm sure you will, I'm sure...

Probably

The aids might be a problem though

Night mate. Want to buy some space wolves shit?

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>I just have a space wolves codec
FUCKING FURRY

Not at all
Shut up' I was 13

I won't be too far off buddy...
good night.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

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ree desu. Got loads of knick knacks and shit laying around that I bought when the USD crashed

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only true faction is the imperial guard
fucking overglorified speck marines cannt do shit without them.

I have GOOD posters!

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Go listen to Horus Heresy. Its pretty tacky but the first three books are really good

>SAO
OH NONONONO

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r8

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The bare wall was better.

>OH NONONONO
Fuck off
I got it for free at the cinema, plus the movie was pretty fun.

FRICK OFF

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Can't be helped

Did you rate No game no life movie?

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>No game no life movie
Genuinely haven't watched it
I didn't even know it was released.

Honestly I barely watch any anime anymore, it's just pandering garbage.

Was that the one where the humans are all in hiding from the war and that dude finds that robo chick?

Manages to be both utter trash and a really nice story at the same time

Pretty comfy

I get bored so I watch some. The West can't be relied upon for good media atm. Krypton is amazingly not shit for a DC show though

Yeah that's the one. And then he was Sora

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i have the books.
space marines are still overglorified wannabes.
i mean... they are the best, but for ultrawhise superhumans they tend to trow a awful lot of temper tantrums.
yes. uh
fishy.

rate my poster

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>rate my poster
spooky

>rate my poster
pic rel

Because they are Human man. That's the thing. They're not lab grown but altered humans. also wild af

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>Because they are Human man. That's the thing. They're not lab grown but altered humans. also wild af
ah yes, the whole "fill 10 year olds with the seed of muscly men" thing

>ah yes, the whole "fill 10 year olds with the seed of muscly men" thing
Mmmm
I like the sound of that

kek

Its not like that. Its scout marines and then they gene them and they mutate

I think I'm gonna head to sleep.
Good night gang.

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night mate

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thats partly right and also not.
scouts have already some implants inside them. and they just get added up over the course of some 20 years.
some chapters even just give implants when the scout "proved" himself
night westy

Yeah its something like that. Big universe

Shame it seems to have run out of steam. If they end times it there's going to be a shitstorm over it. Feels bad but they've set it up with Humanity being beset on all sides as a sort of pc and everything else an npc trying to kill it

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lol dumb whore

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it would be funny to see failbaddon finally win

Saw some random youtube vid on him being the savoir of something. Seems kinda stupid. Then again he was ahead of the curve in terminator armour

If I don't have a great supply of sweets, then I will refuse heroin.

Also the satania show and hidamari sketch goes well with it.

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You high mate?

no

I am, wanker

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>wanker
I do wank quite a bit

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Can't be helped

Its 2.30 am

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