How do I get a British gf?

U sure it wasn't your hairy mom? Lmao

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Yes, I am :)

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Though I get why you'd feel compelled to ask, as a Russian. Shagging your blood relatives is a national pastime there.

don't

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Why? If you want dolls, they're cheaper in your local area?

none of the actresses you see represent any British girl, they're ugly, misbehaved and spoiled. There's bad things to be said about everybody and steroypes, the ones of Copenhagen girls is not that good either, on the other side of the scale. But British women? I remember that i as a kid, talked to my mother about how i would go on getting a British GF too, and she literally laughed and asked why, they're all hideous!

posting slags

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They're not. They might act like slags, but unless you're 10/10 in Britain, you won't get laid.

>but unless you're 10/10 in Britain, you won't get laid.

Please stop being delusional.

Its true. I'm attractive but I've never had a gf.

Dig deeper then. You'll eventually realise how wrong you are.

How the fuck does one "digdeeper"? Being a virgin at 24 is about the digging I need to do know its true. Not one girl has even spoke to me, much less asked me out.

If you merely exist around women and don't interact with them at all or make your interests known to them how do you expect to go anywhere? This takes effort. Don't expect them to simply fall on your lap...

Surely YOU are doing something wrong, and introspection is long overdue, that's what I meant with "dig deeper".

I'm pretty confident that if you look even remotely beta and try approaching a slag they'd just laugh in your face.
t. familiar with the attitude of the Australian version of slags

by not studying STEM and getting a STEM career.

Could happen. And if that's the case, then that person should work on being less "beta". Exposure therapy works wonders in this case. Just go up to a slag and chat her up, if she brushes you off then rinse and repeat until you get the gist of it.

It's about learning to deal with rejection or being defeated by mental inertia from the get-go, really.

I hope you're kidding

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Still, what you wrote right there goes against the meme that anyone can fuck a slag with ease.

>Girls should ask me out
And you're surprised you're a virgin at 24

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Yeah but if you try to talk to them they'll just at laugh at you.. British women are fucking cruel. I can already hear their fucking cackling now. British women aren't like normal women, they're brash and aggressive and they won't think twice about "bantering" about your penis size and shit. There's a Swedish girl in my flat, and living with her has made me realize what a foul curse some God put upon this islands women. She's like a fucking fairy, she bakes cakes, plays the flute, reads, is intelligent and rarely ever drinks. The closest British women get to an oven is the fucking local takeaway at 3:00am on Saturday night and the closest they get to reading is the fucking TV magazine.

They ask all the chads out.

If no girl ever approached you, you are not atractive.

Well they approach uglier people. I was at a bar with my Mum (she was visiting me at uni) yesterday and I saw some fat mongoloid northern caricature and some lanky spotty git sat with a bunch of decent looking girls. I felt like Elliott Rodgers. And even I am ugly, I live in the North, 60% of my competition is obese and these witches always pick them for reason.

100% accurate

Ease is relative. "Easy" doesn't imply you'll effortlessly get with one, it still takes effort.

Obviously they won't fall on your lap - unless you're exceptionally good-looking.

Still, having lived in Portugal and the UK, I can say with confidence that it's much easier to get with a girl over there than it is over here.

Slut-shaming isn't really as big of a thing in the UK as it is here, and I guess Portuguese women are just more conservative. It varies though, obviously.

Well, yeah. British chicks aren't the most charming bunch. Still, there are exceptions. Just start approaching them yourself, and be ready to deal with banter I guess.

>dailymail

Well according to 99% of the people in slag threads, all it takes is to ask them to suck your dick and they'll do it. For example That's the kind of thing I have an issue with.

It should be, that's the point. He's trying to help the bong here, for what I read so far, un his posts he is just making asumptions of how the slags would react if he ask them out or how should THEY should aproach him just for being atractive .

Well, 99% of people in slag threads are also virgins, so how would they know?

Well then you should try not going with your mom the next time.