nice and early edition
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Christian Rivera
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Alexander Ward
I don't understand what point you're trying to make.
Luke Cruz
>Ban payday loans
>Ban bookies
>Ban Greggs
>Demolish all football stadiums
>Watching football requires a special voucher from the government where you can watch it alone in a locked booth for an hour every month.
>Turn all Betting Shops into rubble.
>Increase tax on all sugary drinks
>Increase the price of cheap alcohol to maximum levels.
>Revoke licensing extensions, no selling alcohol after 23:00
>British soaps placed behind paywall
>No access to home entertainment other than books and chess till you are earning over 30k.
>Anyone under the IQ of 95 is sterilised
>Anyone under the IQ of 80 is made into tropical fish flake
>Staffordshire Bull Terriers banned.
>Debtors prisons reinstated
>Workhouses installed in the poorest parts of Britain.
>No more NHS is you don't pay into it.
>Kebab shops shut down.
>Weed dealers and other assorted ne'er do wells put into chain gangs and forced into manual labour.
>Anyone caught rapping or aspiring to be a grime artist is shot on the spot.
>If the poor have not improved their station within two years of being identified as the blood sucking parasites they are - they are to be made into fish flakes or reduced into paint based emulsions.
>How do we implement this?
Advertise a free, HUGE two days football/clubbing extravaganza in some field.
Offer free transportation there.
Offer free Lambrini, rose wine and Carling, as much as you can drink!
Offer unlimited cannabis to smoke and all the ecstasy and ketamine they can get their hands on.
Once all the poor are located there, get the police force and military to cordon off the area.
Start demolishing Greggs, Bookies and Kebab shops.
At the end of the two days when every p**r person is absolutely wankered and off their faces, drive the ones who owe more than 1000 pounds into Debtors prisons and any of them that are on benefits into the workhouse.
All other poor people put into special reservations underground and out of sight of the rest of the populace
Jonathan Wright
best post ive ever seen
Evan Reed
>His grandparents were too young to fight in WW2
What's it like on the council estate la'?
Noah Myers
Um sweety, national SOCIALISM > capitalist classism.
Cameron Baker
NEED a Neo-Victorian Britain as soon as possible
Adam Reyes
Grandad was a conscientious objector, not one for murdering his fellow man.
Owen Phillips
agree with most of these, nowt wrong with staffies and video games but
Joshua Martinez
Lincoln Watson
business idea :acid every month
Juan Howard
don't remember this episode of the thick of it
Lucas Phillips
ah yes the north famously free of any grendels
Jaxon Reyes
bet you're grandad would have loved to have seen hans fitzgerald rape your grandmother infront of him
Jack Sanchez
my parents are ancient, what are you doing on /brit/ you old fucking rotter?
Nicholas Morales
capitalist classism: greatest empire the world has ever seen
national socialism: autistic 12 year Reich that can basically be summarised as Germany having a temper tantrum
Ryder Watson
why does no one ever like this joke when i make it?
Cooper Roberts
mind blowing, life changing, provocative thought:
organizing your daily routines ( toil, uni toil, gym toil, gf toil etc) around meal times (brekkie, lunch, dindin) will provide your life the motivation and structure it needs
ever wonder why the Chinese greet other by asking "have you eaten"
there ya go
/thread
Parker Jackson
I'm literally 22 senpai
Caleb Morales
Fuck off
Ayden Sanchez
Haha!
Don't try to steal others jokes, wanker
Kevin Martinez
stroll on chang no one cares
Isaiah Gonzalez
~t. Qatari buy to letter
Landon Howard
el americano de moderno
Julian Baker
already do this and pissed off because no gf toil nor friend toil
Benjamin Peterson
hardly a chang
nothing Wong with that though
Connor Flores
>22
jesus fuck, whats it like being a cadaver?
Nathaniel Martin
thoughts on the last unitoil assignment ?
Benjamin Nelson
tim renaissance
Ryder Brown
Depressed people have a significantly harder time recalling positive memories but almost stellar memory when it comes to negative memories
Dominic Powell
>falling for the stem meme
Landon Wilson
amnesiacs have harder time recalling memories full stop mate.
Alexander Thomas
wow that girl is fit
Leo Edwards
Isn't that why they're depressed? Sounds self-evident.
Carter Cox
have been like this since i was 5 and wasn't really depressed then
think it's more about having a neurotic personality that tends to self hate
Jose Brown
keep at it la
it works because your body is programmed to seek sustenance, it can't avoid it
carrot and the stick and all that innit
Jaxon Rodriguez
Christ those are some ugly goblins.
Daniel Gray
I'd say that's most people, If you got your arm chopped off you'd remember that more than finding a couple quid on the ground.
Hunter Gomez
>>Anyone caught rapping or aspiring to be a grime artist is shot on the spot.
>not going a step further and shooting anyone who listens to it for more than a second
Nolan Campbell
love sending roastoids long well thought out treatises
Mason Jones
any onerous slugs in?
Josiah Powell
87844857
frail grubby hands typed this
John Lewis
Jordan Barnes
do you come only to flaunt your maths degree or what
Juan Hall
try looking at this picture without knowing who they are, and while trying to imagine America and American culture/history doesn't exist at all
without the context we take for granted it's a baffling image
an African man with blonde hair and a voluptuous middle eastern woman and their three kids
Jordan Price
sick o't'kikes me
Cameron Stewart
false equivalency
Jordan Perez
/brit/ is the only consistent social activity I have
Tyler Peterson
prefer judging political positions based on how well those who oppose them can use language to make them seem bad
Aiden Thompson
>frail grubby hands typed this
Carter Hughes
woah steady on ted kaczynski lol
Anthony Allen
Just punted 5000 words, referenced, on an assignment and have a strong strong feeling I'm going to get fucked over for it
Lincoln Cruz
*spins your story*
Jack Sanchez
how are Tim's photos so aesthetic?
Aiden Reyes
hate it want to die
Connor Miller
ok sorry
Lincoln Diaz
he's a boring sod who is so incompetent at fitting in he had to corrupt the toil gimmick to fit his arrogant student lifestyle
has never made a single decent post and seems completely devoid of the self-awareness to notice
Eli Lee
*slides a bit of paper across his forearm*
Lincoln Scott
him in 4 years
Gabriel Lee
he's a schizophrenic
schizophrenia is just when your brain takes in to much information about the world so you realise its all pointless and become a catatonic recluse with no friends or major interests.
Zachary Cooper
haha wahey sounds like me
Chase Thomas
your just depressed
Luis Howard
Brandon Ortiz
post cursed images
Eli Long
That doesn't explain why his photographs are kino
Oliver Phillips
what course is this la
Ryan Sanders
Cameron Gutierrez
Did he have a stutter that he worked on? He seems to have some difficulty speaking
Landon Rivera
high openess to experience
Sebastian Myers
Who even is Tim?
I see his pictures posted all the time but I've been top embarrassed to ask before now
Haven't a bloody clue where this gimmick came from
Jeremiah Kelly
He'd have no fans left since his whole schtik is telling grown men to clean their room.
Jordan Barnes
SO, CHANNEL 4 - THAT'S THE BLOODY THING WITH CHANNEL 4. IT'S NO JOKE. LIKE- IT'S LIKE YOU DECIDE- OK, SO LET'S SAY YOU TURN IN AN ESSAY AND YOU GET A PRETTY POOR GRADE YOU KNOW, AND YOU FEEL IT'S NOT THE GRADE YOU THINK YOU DESERVED. NOW YOU'VE ENCOUNTERED AN ANOMALY. YOU'VE COME DOWN FROM THE TREES AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT A SNAKE. THE GUY WITH THE BIGGEST STICK WILL BE PRETTY POPULAR WITH THE LADIES, MIGHT I ADD, BECAUSE HE'S THE GUY THAT'S FIGURED OUT HOW TO KEEP EVERYONE SAFE. AND YOU'RE SITTING THERE LOOKING AT THIS GUY, OK, AND YOU THINK TO YOURSELF, THAT LOOKS DANGEROUS. AND IT BLOODY WELL IS. WELL YOU HAVE A CHOICE. AND BY THE WAY THE FIRST MONKEY WHO LEARNED HE CAN HOLD A STICK IN A RAIN STORM AND MAKE A FIRE STICK, THAT GUY WAS PRETTY POPULAR WITH THE LADIES TOO AS YOU CAN WELL IMAGINE. WELL SO YOU HAVE A CHOICE. YOU CAN DROP THE CLASS, HELL, YOU CAN DROP OUT OF UNIVERSITY, DROP OUT OF SOCIETY, DROP OUT OF LIFE. IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE EH. AND BELIEVE ME, BUCKO, THAT IS NOT. A ROUTE. YOU WANT. TO GO DOWN. IF YOU FOLLOW IT ALL THE WAY DOWN, YOU CAN EXTRAPOLATE THE RESULTS OF A BAD GRADE ALL THE WAY TO GENOCIDE. AND THAT'S NO JOKE.
Nolan Russell
Isaac Green
new
Connor Bennett
If the Chinese are so good at copying things why don't they just make replica dollars? Could have millions of fake USD.
Adrian Gutierrez
when the pasta is raw right at the very core
that's al dente
Anthony Perez
a course in projective geometry
Jaxon Perez
Just want to move in to an apartment and cut myself off from the entire world
Xavier Harris
dead shit gimmick was never good
Nathan Perry
Jonathan Wilson
what should i get
Jeremiah Harris
poo
poo et cetera
Easton Reed
North Korea does this.
Leo Morgan
kek
Jordan Jenkins
dentist detected
Luis Russell
>Just want to move in to an apartment
That'll be £1250 a week.
t. Rentberg
Jacob Stewart
who even is he? i haven't seen him in my dreams before
Noah Gomez
taking in a bit to much information are we lad?
Adam Hughes
the alternative to Jordan Peterson being a popular figure right now is complete left-wing authority on all academia.
scary thought
Kevin Williams
Timothy James Byrnes is a veteran of the Falklands War who experiences deep psychological trauma. He hasn't had the treatment he needs so he spams social media with insane bullshit, much to the amusement of /brit/
Ethan Carter
ireland is british xx
Jeremiah Adams
finnish.. boys??!
Cameron Carter
Hate when I get tea and crumbs stuck in my neckbeard and ratty stache.
Daniel Morales
>uni toil
you lot are in for a rude awakening when you step into the real world
Kayden Campbell
had the chargrilled chicken and tomato baguette recently and it was lovely
big fan of greggs desu
Robert Rivera
marcus
Robert Evans
katsu chicken bake
Jose Hall
why do chinks still insist of using chopsticks?
why is it a point of cultural pride for them to have never invented proper eating utensils?
Henry Harris
very nice
seems like advanced linear algebra
imagine it would be very useful in AI
Easton Lewis