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Good morning fellow Americans, Mexicans, and Canadians!

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Good morning /cum/ remember to try your best today

*doesn't do my best*

saw someone's bulge yesterday and it was a good experience

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Haven't slept all night

a girl just saw my bulge, wtf?

What's on your mind?

WAKE UP SLEEPY HEADS.

Stop being homosexuals, girls are pretttttttty.

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Good morning

shut up

>tfw moving to Canada soon
big fan of your welfare state tb h

Where you moving to pal

The coffee I took at 4pm. Finished all my programming but still buzzed.

New Brunswick

It'll be BC just you watch.

heh Why NB?

Wow setting that to auto was not a good plan.

Nice quiet area to settle down in for a while while I get my shit together

Have fun bud, I've heard its top comfy in the maritimes

Fuck Toronto

test

dane is so fucking rude

that's my way of saying i like u

im back from work you guys

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want to kiss a boy t.bh

dont forget to thank a Jew today

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me 2 bud, just got back from breakfast at the ol' lodge

Jews are too OP
They need to be nerfed.

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in that case kys

Hate wh*tes love Jews

I saaaaiiiddd
good night!

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Don't die in your sleep bud

t-that would be terrible..hehe

not gonna say goodnight

Good night. Dream well.

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thanks plus sign

you're welcome

Feel me, pretty baby. Kiss me.

You didn't wish Canada goodnight desu.

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A strawberry has more test then the Dane

he didn't but what can you expect from proxydane
anyway gues i will actually sleep now..

You ever wonder
Why are we here?

It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it?

What's the point of anything when nothing ever lasts

CANA.......

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No, but I wonder why I'm still here. Yesterday on my way to school I was thinking about ways I could kill myself with leaving as little mess as possible while doing the least amount of damage possible to my body. I need to change something

damn........

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SUCK MY CROOKSHANKS

Reminder, for everytime you wish your 2d waifu is real, there is a 4d waifu who wishes you were real.

Believe in your 4d waifus bros

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I wish my waifu was real...

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Make your dreams come true user

Stop watching anime

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>Stop watching anime

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There's a chick in my class that has the same style as stocking but she's super shy to the point that she might be socially autistic

Just stop it

talk to her

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Sounds like a dream come true my man

Hi

Hey babe

Just had a nap

wonder if terrone knows he's become an Jow Forums meme

Not your """babe"""

Was it comfy?

How are you feeling?

That was his plan all along

life is pain

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With that attitude yeah

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Ultra comfy. I feel great now, ready to do some work on my project

*does a spinning 360 backflip roundhouse kick to all homosexual posters*

heh, not today

hello fellow hispanics

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so is this WE WUZ CELTZ or WE WUZ AMIGOS

>random cat always comes and visits my house
>decides to come chill in my room

its a slut cat 100% guaranteed probably your neighbors just looking for some side love

It’s under my bed right now

take your dick out

watching anime in the library lol

which anime

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overlord

It ran away at the sight

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looks like he's wearing socks

Mexicans are no fellows of mine.

>watching and anime and posting on Jow Forums in a library

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dude, it must have fleas, get him/her out yout home

I'm a chad so its okay

that catchs neck is LONG

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Don’t be jealous of the cade

Why did he let a random cat inside of his house?

>dane trying to give advice about something it doesnt know shit about

it's a street cat !!!!

also dont worry bro that is even more likely one of your neighbors outdoor cats. It looks extremely well groomed even for a pet. It might be somebodies lost pet you might want to go ask around or at least look for people looking for lost cats. You could make somebody very happy

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It’s mucking right now. This specific cat comes to our house for some reason. Didn’t see it at all during the winter but it’s coming back now.

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who lets a wild animal into their home? LMAO

"street" cats are very different depending on where you live. Most outdoor cats in the USA are just outside during part of the day and live in their owners house the rest of the time. My relative's cat use to be so independent that it knew how to ring the doorbell so people would let it in at night.

RIP midnight

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save the kot

Nice, gl user

eat the kot

my cat knew which windows to meow outside of at night to be let in

ill eat you

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