Good morning fellow Americans, Mexicans, and Canadians!
/cum/
Good morning /cum/ remember to try your best today
*doesn't do my best*
saw someone's bulge yesterday and it was a good experience
Haven't slept all night
a girl just saw my bulge, wtf?
What's on your mind?
WAKE UP SLEEPY HEADS.
Stop being homosexuals, girls are pretttttttty.
Good morning
shut up
>tfw moving to Canada soon
big fan of your welfare state tb h
Where you moving to pal
The coffee I took at 4pm. Finished all my programming but still buzzed.
New Brunswick
It'll be BC just you watch.
heh Why NB?
Wow setting that to auto was not a good plan.
Nice quiet area to settle down in for a while while I get my shit together
Have fun bud, I've heard its top comfy in the maritimes
Fuck Toronto
test
dane is so fucking rude
that's my way of saying i like u
im back from work you guys
want to kiss a boy t.bh
dont forget to thank a Jew today
me 2 bud, just got back from breakfast at the ol' lodge
Jews are too OP
They need to be nerfed.
in that case kys
Hate wh*tes love Jews
I saaaaiiiddd
good night!
Don't die in your sleep bud
t-that would be terrible..hehe
not gonna say goodnight
Good night. Dream well.
thanks plus sign
you're welcome
Feel me, pretty baby. Kiss me.
You didn't wish Canada goodnight desu.
A strawberry has more test then the Dane
he didn't but what can you expect from proxydane
anyway gues i will actually sleep now..
You ever wonder
Why are we here?
It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it?
What's the point of anything when nothing ever lasts
CANA.......
No, but I wonder why I'm still here. Yesterday on my way to school I was thinking about ways I could kill myself with leaving as little mess as possible while doing the least amount of damage possible to my body. I need to change something
damn........
SUCK MY CROOKSHANKS
Reminder, for everytime you wish your 2d waifu is real, there is a 4d waifu who wishes you were real.
Believe in your 4d waifus bros
I wish my waifu was real...
Make your dreams come true user
Stop watching anime
>Stop watching anime
There's a chick in my class that has the same style as stocking but she's super shy to the point that she might be socially autistic
Just stop it
talk to her
Sounds like a dream come true my man
Hi
Hey babe
Just had a nap
wonder if terrone knows he's become an Jow Forums meme
Not your """babe"""
Was it comfy?
How are you feeling?
That was his plan all along
life is pain
With that attitude yeah
Ultra comfy. I feel great now, ready to do some work on my project
*does a spinning 360 backflip roundhouse kick to all homosexual posters*
heh, not today
hello fellow hispanics
so is this WE WUZ CELTZ or WE WUZ AMIGOS
>random cat always comes and visits my house
>decides to come chill in my room
its a slut cat 100% guaranteed probably your neighbors just looking for some side love
It’s under my bed right now
take your dick out
watching anime in the library lol
which anime
overlord
It ran away at the sight
looks like he's wearing socks
Mexicans are no fellows of mine.
>watching and anime and posting on Jow Forums in a library
dude, it must have fleas, get him/her out yout home
I'm a chad so its okay
that catchs neck is LONG
Don’t be jealous of the cade
Why did he let a random cat inside of his house?
>dane trying to give advice about something it doesnt know shit about
it's a street cat !!!!
also dont worry bro that is even more likely one of your neighbors outdoor cats. It looks extremely well groomed even for a pet. It might be somebodies lost pet you might want to go ask around or at least look for people looking for lost cats. You could make somebody very happy
It’s mucking right now. This specific cat comes to our house for some reason. Didn’t see it at all during the winter but it’s coming back now.
who lets a wild animal into their home? LMAO
"street" cats are very different depending on where you live. Most outdoor cats in the USA are just outside during part of the day and live in their owners house the rest of the time. My relative's cat use to be so independent that it knew how to ring the doorbell so people would let it in at night.
RIP midnight
save the kot
Nice, gl user
eat the kot
my cat knew which windows to meow outside of at night to be let in
ill eat you