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nothing more pathetic or cringe-inducing than western russia sympathisers

that's a pretty good written piece

hate overly dramatic breakups

but girls just have to fucking stupid whores dont they

yes
yes yes and yes I just wish I was an average english 7/10 deano who always has a gf

I've got a bright idea and I want you lads to comment on it.
I'm thinking about telling the authorities that I'm gay. Gays get about half of the benefits of Aborigines, but they don't have to prove it in any way. Just write it on forms and get a bunch of stuff. Sure, I'll have people start to look down on me for being a bender, but Oxford has shown me that so long as you're attractive it doesn't matter what you pretend to fuck

every day

why would you want a leader who probably needs lots of help themselves to be the person in charge of protecting a whole country

Proof???????

THEY'RE SAVAGES
>SAVAGES
BARELY EVEN HUMAN

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am i supposed to know what "50:50" means?
are they thinking parliament should be 50% women because people are 50% women?
as if
women are fucking dumb

been paid by Russia to go on a random british general on Jow Forums lads

50% of nurses and teachers should be men tbf

i wish the opposite

7 11 10 3 8 1 4 9 2 6 5

what is the collective IQ of this crowd?

wtf me too

I'd estimate in the hundreds of thousands

bit gay lad

reading the translated quran
it's very one dimensional, and requires a suspension of disbelief

if the british government tried to force me to fight in a war I would tell them to fuck off

You've got strange tastes or I don't understand whether your numbers are out of 10 or in order of hideousness

thats why only 70 iq goat herders believe it

supposed to read it in the original arabic lad

Honestly thought I might want kids, but if they're gonna have to suffer through life the same way I am, then I'm not so keen on the idea

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pretty high
leftists suffer from "so smart you become stupid" pretty regularly

needs a 2nd version

you've massively over estimated

someone shop kev into here

makes me sick how fucking new people can be around here
makes me blow chunks

yes, no, maybe

howling

if being "normal" meant magically deleting my depression, anxiety and alcoholism - yes

if it means becoming the complete average pleb on the street - no

I'm gonna give it the benefit of the doubt and try to find some passages about this "peace" I've heard so much about

so far it just says death to nonbelievers
gruesome deaths too

ahhhh... millions even

read the koran once and now KILL ALL NON BELIEVERS CHOP THEIR FUCKING HEADS OFF ALLAHU ACKBARRRRRRR

they don't even read it most of the time
there's a bunch of ex-muslims who left islam when they were told what's in the book (eg flying donkeys)

this is literally how I feel

strange tastes then

any fascist man in?

yeah ill read the quran.. when donkeys fly

you can't take everything m8
being normal means having a lower IQ so things like depression can't affect you because you don't use your brain but then you'll just be another average braindead pleb in the street

Russia unironically pays people to post stuff on Jow Forums

>al-Baqarah 2:2
>This is the Book in which there is no doubt, a guide for the righteous.

they thought about that
no revisions

wish they did that here

more of an imperialist

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they are ranked in order of sexual appeal, 1 being the highest

had whitebait and salad for lunch
LOVE crunching the bones

how much did they pay you to say that?

>This is the Book in which there is no doubt, a guide for the righteous.
yeah we'd all like to write our own reviews mohammed
sounds like a con man there

cat is in the box

Just bought a big beautiful pork pie
Sweating with anticipation of sinking my teeth into this beauty

corr
love whitebait
lemon juice, salt and tartare sauce?

All a bit CopaLib desu.

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>rule 1, I'm right and you're wrong
lel, it's playground tactics

>deported
If they've been deported from the US they can't be president because you have to be American.

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yeah, thought so, strange tastes
how is the absolute unit front centre not the worst

AGAIN?!!?!?!??

Fat fucking eye-tie

*jiggles your belly*

I just wish I had a good group of friends

COOL CHERRY CREAM
NICE APPLE TART

>lemon juice, salt and tartare sauce?
all me la

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Fucking SS high command here

how the fuck are you counting. depends on how oyu include the back row tbf

You should only be able to vote or serve in office if you've served in the military desu (not the modern army of capitalism)
You can't truly trust someone unless you know whether they will run or stand in a dire situation, you need to know they can be relied upon.
This was the basis of ancient democracy
And formal exile for past leaders

good boy

R.I.P

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we need to take away women's right to vote

Iman told me today that the "british isles" is our ancestral homelands.
I always had a feeling the cumskims were nothing but thieves.

you've ranked some old crone as 1, lad

> In their hearts is sickness, and God has increased their sickness. They will have a painful punishment because of their denial.

fucking hell, this is only 3 pages in
it's said more about the kaffir than the followers

he killed himself because he could never be a deano

This is the post in which there is no doubt, a guide for the righteous.

I knew I wasnt being insane

Pikey bastard btfo

Only ethnic women should be allowed to vote

What if your city starts getting bombed like in the blitz

>capitalism

sad desu

I would move

you arrive in the north

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is it me or is styx getting fat

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>Only fat ethiopians
FTFY

this is all william the conqueror's fault

what phenotype is this

i believe he's claimed predominately anglo heritage with some slav

rebranding myself as a country boy lads

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utter state of wage slaves

every single style choice he's made is wrong
wonder if he'd look decent if he sorted all that nonsense out

the john and yoko one

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