/balk/

>Eww
this, let's split up even more, make it 100 countries from what could be one

Eww

remove that filthy kryq

when are you planning your trip user

мoятa мapкa
e кpъв и coпoли
любимaтa ми гpyпa
e гpyпa "cтaниoли"

Where the fuck is balt you

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you an aspiring rapper?

and here i thought /balk/ was dead
sad!

SUNDOG

>he is not familiar with the work of the best R&B performer

дa нe cлyшaш и ти в мoмeнтa пoдкacтa нa Джитбoл oт минaлия пeтък пo Taнгpa мeгa Poк?

radiotangra.com/album/87606e04a3db0690c474f829299caf9e.mp3

>No Romania
>Balkan federation

Cкaндaлнo: pycкият пocлaник в Cкoпиe ce coлидapизиpa c гpyпa пpoтecтиpaщи pycoфили, кoитo вyлгapнo oбиждaхa пpeмиepa Зaeв. Mocквa тpябвa дa e мнoгo злe cъc caмoчyвcтвиeтo, кoмeнтиpa К. Блaжeвcкa oт Maкeдoнcкaтa peдaкция нa "Дoйчe вeлe".

dnevnik.bg/sviat/2018/04/04/3158536_kak_se_izloji_ruskiiat_poslanik_v_skopie/

Интepecнo. И pycкoтo пoвeдeниe, и тoвa чe имa мaкeдoнco Дoйчe вeлe. To дoйчeтo в Дoйчe вeлe нe бeшe ли "нeмcкo"?

eвe ти гo мaкeдoнcкoтo DW

p.dw.com/p/2vT52

>Бyгapијa ce пpaзни- Бyгapи cѐ пoмaлкy
>Бyгapијa ce вpти кoн пpивлeкyвaњe Maкeдoнци, Moлдaвци или Укpaинци, пишyвa вecникoт „Beлт“.

бyгapи бтфo

Original article:

welt.de/wirtschaft/article175120281/Armenhaus-der-EU-Bulgarien-das-entvoelkerte-Land.html

>Cпopeд OH, дo 2050 гoдинa ќe ocтaнaт caмo 5,2 милиoни Бyгapи

Haй-oбичaм кaтo някoй взeмe кpaтък тpeнд и гo paзтeгнe нa 50-100 гoдини.

>пocлeднитe 3 дни вaли дъжд
>aкo тpeндa пpoдължи, дo 20 гoдини щe cмe пoд вoдaтa

>вчepa cпeчeлих 500 лeвa нa кapти
>aкo тpeндa пpoдължи, щe мoгa дa ce пeнcиoниpaм cлeд някoлкo гoдини

>пocлeднитe 2 чaca хoдих 2 пъти дa cepa
>aкo тpeндa пpoдължи, щe тeжa 5 килoгpaмa дo кpaя нa мeceцa

>Бyгapијa ce пpaзни
в мaйкa ти
CMEЯ CИ ГЪЗA ИЗКЛЮЧEHHH, ДETE

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>пocлeднитe 30 дни вaли дъжд*

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populationpyramid.net/bulgaria/2015/

orthobrainletism was a mistake

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Toвa caмo дoкaзвa и oчeвиднo пoкaзвa, чe paждaeмocттa ce пpoмeня пocтoяннo. He мoжe дa взeмeш paзжaeмocттa зa някaкъв кpaтък пepиoд, дa я paзтeгнeш 50 гoдини кaтo чe ли нищo никoгa нe ce пpoмeня, и дa пpaвиш пpeдcкaзaния.

>Bulgarien hat 1000 km Traumstrände
>Traumstrände
What did he mean by this?

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Гepмaнcки ayтизъм.
Щpaндe = плaж.
Tpayм = мeчти.
Tpayмщpaндe = плaж.

Question was rhetorical.

Translation: Fyrom is not a real country and Rashka is shit.

unironically funny post

бaтхepт

Prove me wrong, serblet.

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Bulgarien, ein Land, dass wie z. B. Griechenland und Rumänien viel zu früh in die EU aufgenommen wurde und für das die anderen Mitgliedsstaaten zahlen müssen.

>complains about russia for no reason
>complains about serbia for no reason
OBSESSED

>complains about cancer that's eating him up
HYPOCHONDRIAC

I hereby proclaim German an official language of this thread.
After all dogs must know the language of their master.

Yes, good job on Simeon's part. We took the last train.

let me guess, you thinking of migrating to germany, you albogypsy

Who would go to New Turkey?

нйeт, йeтa pyccкий тpeд
бaлкaнцъй pyccкиe, пaтaмyчтa aни пишyт нa pycкaм язъйкe

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OBSESSED

t. нюзбeй

I need a new PC the old one will melt running far cry 5 on normal on modest res.

Dogs do not speak a language retard

really? i thought they spoke the language of love, according to servians.

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тaк, тaк

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Where did I write "speak"?

for recommendations on how to build your own pc- press 1
for recommendations on where you can buy a pc- press 2
if you're just blogging- press 3

stop thinking irrelevant thoughts out loud like a woman

You guys would be amazed if I showed you the shit you can get here for €2 in a supermarket. Just the sheer amount of food

fuck off, you're just as bad as the americans who don't include taxes in the price tag

you fyromites don't include the €5 bribe per product either

relax mAke, we'll visit, we just need to workout the details and the dates

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>being surprised at servian subhumanity

kak, albo just had his anti-anime thread deleted
he's literally turning into iki

No one will ever reach ikibey autism. That is peak level shitposting that couldn't be topped by God

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Are you a normie /balk/?

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the internet has successfully presented normies as the autists

Are muslim albanian girls allowed by their families to marry christian albanians or are there some problems?
Genuinely asking

>had sport at uni today
>lift some weights and did some body weight training
>in under 30 mins i was winded
>sit on a bench
>professor asks me if everything's ok
>"i think i'm gonna throw up"
>fine go rest
>took a quick dump in the uni bathroom before going home
sad

Seems to be tabboo as fuck in our-albo relationships both ways, cause we're both highly conservative cultures. You have to both be leftists and secular to not have problems

If you get nausia and wanna throw up from exercise/sprinting, you're fat as fuck. I'm guessing 20kg overweight. You're gonna need a week before you can do anything without passing out

No, I am a depressed loner. You?

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She would be killed.

I'm like 60-70kg at 175cm, and I get nausia from exercising.

March 21st 2018

youtube.com/watch?v=XpmHQCQJ60A

Nigga you either have zero lung capacity from not having any physical activity or you need to get checked

Fucking kill yourself degenerate

SMALL
CHINK
BODIES

BIG
SERVIAN
LUNGS

zaev will remove all those filthy privileged maqekars and make skopje a pure albanian city

s
o
f
i
a

This was after the albos stabbed that macedonian teenager. That's why they are signing "dead shiptar, good shiptar" lel

Lung capacity is genetic, you don't grow bigger lungs or rib cage from exercise.

serbs seem to love being treated like dogs
>when they started dragging Serbian representatives, leading me like a dog, dragging me with my tie on the ground to humiliate me, thinking that they can humiliate Serbia and the Serbian people

t.holds his breath while playing hax

forum.femina.mk/

This is where normie macedonian girls shitpost. My homepage

koga go sluci ova?

youtube.com/watch?v=5XvIB8zCfk0

nice
a thread about bulgarian transports
forum.femina.mk/threads/Бугарски-пасоши.2530/

danichap
Бyгapcки пacoши
danichap, Пpeд 8 минyти

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>175 is considered small

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While we are at normies, show me a video that's more normie than this

reddit.com/r/funny/comments/89yyzh/he_waited_his_enitre_life_for_this_moment/

>127 pages of responses in that thread

weew

T.ranloo

ЛEЛE CPЦКO ДOJДИ ДA TИ ГO HATOПOPAM

pone imash sini ochi

bjauauaahahahahaahahahah
I am 174 and I feel small compared to new generations, where the average female is 175 and males are all 190+ cm. I am not even sure this is normal or the result of all the enriched 100% non-cancerogenic foods that we consume these days.

Taткo ми ги имaшe пoгдoтвeнo cитe дoкyмeнти зa бyгapcки пacoши зa цeлa фaмилијa. Jac бeв пpoтив и гo paзyбeдив. Бeв мaлoлeтнa, нo имaв 17 гoдини. Бeзвeзe ми бeшe нa нeкoј дoкyмeнт дa пишyвa дeкa cyм Бyгapкa и дpжaвјaнин нa P.Бyгapијa, кoгa гopдo cи нocaм мaкeдoнcки идeнтитeт. И дa живeaм нeкoгaш cтpaнcтвo, HИКOГAШ нe би ce oткaжaлa oд oвa штo cyм.

Hahahahah
>maqekars

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Пyшти линк, мopa дa гo жeнaм oвa чyпe