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pussy nigger

alri

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wacky bruce in the flesh

Kek do I look like a gypsy?

you have an appointment for a haircut?
you don't just walk into the barbers at your convenience?

messaged my ex and begged her to get back with me said i didnt mind she had a boyfriend on the side as well

yes

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BASED straffo

think you fancy me haha

The Golden Lion takeaway menu c.2018 (first edition)

ofc i'm not some poorvener i have it at a fancy salon with qts

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you are literally John Shelby

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sad act

gay

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this island yields some interesting faces

christ lad... thats the saddest thing ive read on here for a while

any anglos in?

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jaaaaameeeeees

str8

thats so GAY what the fuck
bet your farts smell of cum

Why can't there be any majorly underdeveloped warm, non-shithole countries in the EU? They're all in south east asia which is miles away and have strict visa requirements

>reverse search your image
>google: best guess - senior citizen

all of eastern europe?

alri juniper lad

is that actually you lad by the file name i think its bullshit

He isn’t ugly.

absolute state of benders who want only men to shave their heads instead of chilling with qts

croatia

i dont fancy you i just love you

was the moon landing real

She bought a new mattress. It had pictures of pigeons on it.

That night when I came to my room, the cot was new. The mattress was new. I loved the pigeons.

Just like those regular nights, with a heavy heart, I asked her “Momma, are you ashamed of me because I wet my bed?”

My voice was trembling a bit.

“No way, darling. It is absolutely normal. Your relatives are idiots. They do not know what they are talking about. Come to me, let me sing for you,” she said, as she put on her glasses, and pulled out a book from the shelf.

That night, she sang “What a Wonderful World” to me.

But something was different that night.

I looked deeper into her eyes, listening to her unmethodical voice and incongruent pitch. I observed a raging battle in her calm eyes.

I was too young to interpret much but I was sure I saw rough tides. I sensed a tempest.

As the song was edging to the end, I was almost asleep. She made me lie comfortable, fixed the mattress firmly, and nudged me gently.

My half-closed eyes responded vaguely. “Yes, Momma,” I asked.

With an absolute calmness and relaxed cadence, She said “Ben, do you see this pigeon here?” she pointed out at one of the pigeons in the mattress. And she continued “…his name is Titus. You know what, he is here to watch you. If you wet the bed, you will wet him and he will peck(she said bite) your candle.”

Caressing my forehead, she said that with a naughty chuckle and a truthful voice. She sounded real.

“Really Momma?” With widened eyes, I looked at the pigeon, touched it with my little fingers, brushed its body, and went to bed, watchfully.

Mom kissed my forehead and left the room, turning off the lights, smiling at me from the doorway.

I do not know the science behind what she said.

I stopped wetting.

I am 27 now.

just booked a bumming appointment

After analysing all the photos that have been posted i have concluded that i could spark every one of you out with minimal effort.

i reckon oz is pretty undeveloped in a way
have you seen how much land they've got?
plenty of room for development
oz is the future, mark my words

no took it off some yank
i have red hair cant imagine what it would look like if i dyed it

uwu

you're not ugly you just look a bit common
bit on the common side

You look fine, why would you post your pic, the people on brit will pick apart your insecurities and make you kys?

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I need you's to post more faces so I can post mine

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ugly bender spastic

>Brits literally give their kids shite names like Callum
Does yer country hate their own offspring or what?

you have an appointment for a bumming?
you don't just walk into the bummers at your convenience?

Italy, Romania (specifically Transylvania)

any pigeon goes after my candle i'll kick his head off

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been told I'm quite intense

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probably not, find it hard to believe they broadcast live from another planet in the 1960s when i cant get a phone signal in asda.

I am literally opening an online clinic to teach English "men" how to be masculine and assertive.

Well I am, half the family are Irish rural poor people and the other half are London poor people.

greece
turbo easy to get residency there, too

t. Shérisóéáseo (pronounced Dave)

ambiguous statement

So lads, what kind of girl do YOU repel?

learn.howstuffworks.com/quiz/what-type-girl-do-you-repel-learn?acct=act_10155388659647945&utm_medium=paid

poor sod looks lost

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t. Padraig, brother to Caoimhe and Niamh

>quiz
shant be letting facebook get me that way thank you

shoot the bastard

t. fergus o'shaunessey

6.8

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all of them. me being an advanced virgin proves it wothout partaking in a quiz.

i know a man from the northwest who would take this display as a carnal invitation

don't need a quiz to know that one haha

got 3 easter eggs
cant be arsed to eat them desu

youtube.com/watch?v=6sCioKnpHdY
bet none of you would have the bollocks to do this?

How can you look like a certain economic class?

fool

leave Jacob Rees-M- sorry, Rothschild alone

Might post my pic/might not

Someone change my mind

youve just got the look
you have an air of commonality

Malta

ill laugh at it but only to encourage other people to laugh at it as well

when seeing a girl innit

>How can you look like a certain economic class?

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fuck off, we're full

this quiz is so neurotypical it's giving me a fit

I get called a chav all the time wanna know why.

Couldn’t care either way if I’m honest

Some freak will save it just like the alri.jpg

>0.75 = 3/4
this shit makes no sense

TANGO SUCKA

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keking

That kid looked photoshopped as shit though

grim

quintessential brainlet post