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turtle edition

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Gay edition

Any based Jew 'pede in?

peng

love are turtle

nah
she'll be fine later on, like most girls she can over react a bit

yet I can solve improper integrals using jordans lemma/price financial instruments/design and build a robot to fuck your mum

Am I turtley enough for your turtle club?

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kill all the thaigays; and the thaifags

how often can i use speed without going retarded

>need to do 3,000 word reports every 3 days until the end of junes to get into Uni this year

fuck man

(I'm 23)

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choon

does adding a video cut off someone else's video

need a jewish gf

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I hope so because once a girlfriend is paranoid about you cheating on them it'll gnaw away in the back of her mind constantly until you have to end the relationship about her increasing paranoia or she cheats on you as revenge.

My advice is to never emotionally invest otherwise you're going to be destroyed by the end

yeah was always the smartest person in high school and uni. didn't get the best marks because i just didn't apply myself but i was definitely the smartest. i just know i think about things and observe things in a certain way which no one else does. i know for a fact that im wickedly unique in that way. do i try? no why would i it doesn't interest me. if i get interested in something i'll read the wikipedia article and then i understand it. simple as. who was hegel?
>google it
>go to the wiki page
>read all of it
then thats it. now i know hegel. that was obviously just an example but obviously i can do the same thing with topics that are less rudimentary like maths (calculus, etc)

>3000 words
I could do that in a few hours

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Another one of our British citizens has died and you're sat in here doing nothing.

Have some bloody respect.

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Yeah, which is the biggest problem rn.. was going to redo it all but I started back working on something else.

I am not a smart man.

Also my assessor is an anal fuck who will fail me if one reference is misplaced

it'll be fine, we have a bit of an up/down relationship anyway
but overall it's really great

Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is

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last name sounds like that one cheese

something about Bruce Willis

well.. um... well sweaty how do I say this?... if you're considering speed then you're already retarded

Strange entrance requirements. What subject?

wonder what it's like to suck another boy's willy

sinful and wicked

really want to watch some decent lesbian POV arse licking
can't seem to find any decent vids though

I have kinship with this man because he has a passport that says he is British,

hey that's not true, some of the best workers I know spike drinks with little bits of meth.

used to play cricket as a teenager.

they used to put me last on the batting order and never let me bowl.
so i used to just stand/sit around for 3 hours on a sunday feeling horrible about myself.

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It's exactly the entry requirements for the uni, they just need a specific amount of 'UAS' points

I'm doing an special course for adults to get these but it's very intensive, the special course is natural science

POV of the ass?

*not exactly
*UCAS

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least you werent a wicket

I hope so lad you sound a bit like me in my first ever serious relationship.

I was a dick and alluded to her when we were on a break that I could easily sleep with other women if I wanted too and by the time we were finished and she came to mine for sex I got feelings for her again and she destroyed me by (I'm assuming) sleeping with others

Got a bit messy and deleted her like a proper gimp. Part of me misses her but she's a bit sociopathic and I like shagging about anyway so it's not really a problem in retrospect.

Best of luck to you though

This country looks a lot better when the sun is out

nowt wrong with a lil bit of speed

might crib this for my sitcom

finnish.... boys..!!

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wanna go out tomorrow but can't be arsed to have a hangover on saturday

no, nonco
girl holding the camera (over her shoulder I guess) showing another girl licking her arsehole
don't really know how it would work, but I'm sure a talented porn director could make it happen

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>Salary details: £48,227 per annum (experienced Driver without core routes & traction), rising to £53,449 per annum (fully qualified Driver with core routes and traction). The salary will increase incrementally in line with Driver terms and conditions to a maximum of £63,000 per annum after 2 years.

fucking STATE

push through it

4 o clock

too late to get anything else done for the day

no

Probably still easier than redoing A-Levels. But don't you get calc and trig and shit for natural science?

it's my first serious relationship, but I've already done a lot of fucking around before I met her
she's not like any of the other girls I was with (which is why I started a relationship with her I guess)

>nonce-o
good nickname for a nonce

the final frontier of POV porn is the POV of the genitals themselves with tiny cameras
take pornography to the ultimate clinical abstraction

on the front line of unitoil. roastoid in the library has sprayed her pheromones in an attempt to sully my virginity. it's a hard fight. professor toilbergs assignment is due soon. hard day so far.

amazing...

hangovers aren't even that bad, just man up and get on with it

What? That's a very good salary, isn't it?

It's only easier in the sense that I don't need to book physical tests like in A levels

>But don't you get calc and trig and shit for natural science

yes
The uni course I'm hoping to be doing isn't even science ffs

Whatever happened to those robo cars everyone was shilling? Is this another one of these weird gadgets get hyped up as world changing and no-one talks about them again deals?

want you to be scraped off the pavement

you will never get a hangover if you drink brown alcohol

god fucking damn i feel great after a cheeky line of speed

*drinks brown urine*

academic studies proved that they were gay as fuck so the market dried up

might do a lie in bed

rude person

get depression with my hangover so it isn't worth it

It's beyond 'very good', it's excellent but doesn't stop the daft cunts from striking every other week.

Literally the opposite, clearer spirits have less impurities meaning less hangover

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yeah sorry dont really just quite tired of it all

>sitting in one of the modern lecture halls
>roastie has to hop over your legs to get to a vacant seat
>get a whiff of nasty odor as she lifts her legs

Hate when that happens. Always get the urge to lecture her about hygiene but I know she'd probably take it badly if I say anything.

Anyone else just sick of it all? The eternal toil, eternal rising cost of living, having barely any money left and the end of the month despite scrimping and barely "living" as it is

I'm only 25, and to think I have to do this for another 40 years, I really can't see happiness.

Thought I wanted a kid, but if they're just gonna have to suffer like me, then I'll pass

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Rate my curry.

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yeah i get proper depressed and anxious too. its basically withdrawals

move in with your parents you massive runt

yeah mate, go down some ethanol you twat

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Some very decent songs on thailads playlist

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how much do you earn

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Do you know why they pay them so highly? It's because of the risk pay. The risk pay is dumb fucks jumping in front of the train ever so often. Lots of train engineers retire early because of PTSD from that.

Where I live it's the most common reason for delay.

there were so many bombings in urban areas in the late 20th century that I'd never heard of till going on Jow Forums
had never heard of the Unabomber, the Oklahoma bombing, Weather Underground or any of that. had only very limited knowledge of IRA attacks too

why don't these things get talked about more often?

get a gf
they make everything better
instead of coming home to shitpost, you could be coming home to a warm meal, a cuddle, and a blowjob (or nagging, microwave meals, and a headache)

Love pints
Love screwdrivers
Hate burglars

about 2p an hour

went and found the formal pictures of my upper sixth formal that i didn't attend because i was a shut in that had no girls for friends and didn't want to embarrass myself by going to my formal on my own. it is thoroughly humiliating seeing some of these utter scrotums with girls on their arms knowing i couldn't even talk to girls at the time and they had gfs and shit.

BROWN

Miss my sociopathic ex girlfriend lads but I'm staying strong and not caving in

She text me two days ago. My heart will not be broken again x

idiot

I'd pay to see mongs splatter themselves all over the window of my high speed Pendolino